Chapter 3: Secrets and Secrets
Last time, Mona and Ashley have a catfight on each other on who get Wario and Penny is about to reveal if she's gay or not.
"Y-Y-YES! I'm g-g-GAY!", stuttered Penny and she cries because this was one of Penny's secrets. "P-please...don't hurt me!", yelled Penny and she duck downs while crying.
Mona puts her right hand on her right shoulder and says, "You don't have to be ashamed of yourself…".
"It's okay Penny...I accept who you are…", said Ashley patting on Penny's back.
"We're all girls and we can accept this, right Kat?", questioned Ana.
Kat shivers and asks, "Brr...Um...is it me or is this house a bit cold…?".
Ashley thought about it for a moment and said, "Yeah...the house can get a bit cold at night...so I hope you all brought extra blankets…". Ashley and Mona tries to comfort Penny of her coming out closet.
The guys in the attic looked at Wario and Wario quietly explains, "Of course I'm tolerant to LGBTQ individuals! Being accepted motivates individuals to work even harder and I like accepting those things!".
"I'm alright with that. My master told me that I have to balance lifestyle so I should accept it.", responded Young Cricket.
"Being gay is so cool…", trailed off Jimmy.
"I was wondering...what if 9-Volt had a crush...on me? I would be okay as close friends, but I'm not sure if I'm willing to extend further...even if 9-Volt turns into a woman…", thought 18-Volt shivering. He realized that a female 9-Volt could be sexy. "Uh-oh...", thought 18-Volt and he thinks sexy thoughts of female 9-Volt.
"Think unsexy thoughts. Think unsexy thoughts!", thought 18-Volt and he thought of Wario wearing a yellow polka dotted bikini singing about a yellow polka dotted bikini. His face turn really vile. "Ugh! Too much!", thought 18-Volt. Then, in his thoughts, Wario then transformed into female 9-Volt wearing a bikini giving him an air kiss. His face turns red for embarrassment and he has an erection on his crotch trying to calm himself down.
Wario and Dr. Crygor did talk about the acceptance of Penny Crygor being gay. Dr. Crygor however had a different story. Dr. Crygor accepts Penny as a lesbian granddaughter but her parents don't approve of the relationship so he was more worried about his granddaughter getting sent off to the ex-gay camp than accepting her as a whole.
9-Volt in the box thought, "That okay Penny...I accept who you are...we're in the same closet except, you got out earlier. Kat...I don't think this house is THAT cold...at least, not for a few hours.", and he resumes playing Wario Land 4 on a second level, third stage.
"...and Penny, being gay is normal.", convinced Mona.
Penny stop crying for a moment and said, "You think so…?".
"Yes, being gay is very normal. We will support you on how you feel, how you feel with other people, etc.", said Ashley.
Penny sits back up and says, "Okay...let's tell each other secrets, but first, um...can we um...take off our clothes...nobody's here but us…".
Before Kat could object, Ana excitedly exclaimed, "Sure! I could take off mine!", and she took it off until she was in her underwear.
When Ana is about to take off her underwear, Ashley says, "You can stop right there. The underwear is fine. This house doesn't have too much heat so I'd recommend keeping your underwear and bra on.". Ana agrees to just leave her bra and underwear on. Ana sure does have a lean stomach, but doesn't eat that much.
Penny took out her clothing and by the time she's done, she was wearing a pink bra and a pink underwear looking like she gain a bit of weight but still has a lean stomach. "Mona, Kat, or Ashley? Care to see your underwear?", asked Penny.
Mona is excited and says, "Okay, I'll take off my clothing! I bet I'm sexier than you Ashley! Maybe Wario would find me somewhat attractive…".
Mona takes off her clothes and when her clothes is off, she is wearing a black bra and a black panties. Mona has a lean stomach and a normal curve for a woman.
"Ha! I bet Wario isn't attracted to your figure! You've gain a bit of weight.", said Ashley.
Mona was embarrassed and questioned, "Why don't YOU take off the clothes!?".
"Oh, I'll show you.", said Ashley and she tries to take off her clothes.
"I bet Ashley has an anorexic stomach and Wario won't like her anymore. In fact, when was the last time that I see her eating anything...about a year ago…", thought Mona happily.
By the time Ashley took her dress off, she had a black bra and a black panties. Ashley had a casual 6-pack and some muscles. Mona looks really shocked to see her having muscles.
"Oh...my...god...you are so...hot!", exclaimed Penny excitedly.
Ana whistles. "Ana! Stop being so weird!", exclaimed Kat angrily.
"But she's so cute Kat! How can you not like Ashley's body that way?", questioned Ana.
"W-W-What!? How d-did you get those muscles!?", exclaimed Mona.
"Well...I exercise like Wario, but also, I exercise with my stomach. I think I'm sexier than you Mona and Wario's going to LOVE it.", said Ashley.
"No way. I bet he'll be turned off from your body because your bodies looks too much like a man for Wario to handle. At least I still have a bigger breast than you.", said Mona.
"Ha! You may have a bigger breast, but I've doubt that Wario would be turned off from me. Wario would be more impressed of how I got those muscles.", said Ashley.
In the attic, Wario was really happy that the girls were taking their clothes off.
"So...Ashley looks a bit muscular…I bet you're turned off by that huh?", said Young Cricket hoping that Wario may not like a muscular woman.
"Are you kidding me?! This turns me on Ashley a little bit more! And Mona...she's as sexy as Ashley!", exclaimed Wario.
"Shh!", said Dr. Crygor, 18-Volt, and Jimmy T grabbing Wario's mouth. "Do you want us to get caught!?", quietly yelled Dr. Crygor. Wario shook his head replying "no". 18-Volt quietly exclaims, "Well shut the fuck up then!".
Ana hears something from the attic, but wasn't too sure if she wanted to check alone at the attic because the fear of her house "Um...is it me or did I hear something from the attic?", asked Ana.
They decided to listen for a few moments and they have heard...nothing. "Maybe you're hearing things…", trailed off Ashley spookily.
"Maybe…", trailed off Ana. "But I'm sure I've heard SOMETHING...it's more like talking...is it a ghost? I guess I'll never know…", thought Ana.
The guys in the attic were relieved and 18-Volt quietly said, "Look, I'll admit that I want to be as loud as you are but we can't be too loud here. We can't be really cheering. We have to be really quiet if we want to see all of this.". All of the guys in the attic agree.
9-Volt thought, "I wonder if those guys are in the attic…".
"Okay! So...who should tell a secret first? After you've told a secret, we should all drink beer just so we can laugh and relieve our pain, okay?", requested Penny.
"Good idea. Let's get some beer before we reveal our secrets.", said Ashley. Ashley turns to Kat and requests, "Kat? Can you go get beer for us? It's in Mona's scooter.".
Kat didn't like to go get beer for the girls but she reluctantly agrees, Kat gets out of the room.
The guys were really excited about hearing their secret and they got closer to the TV just to hear what they have to say about them.
"I hope this isn't something that they've hated me...at the same time, I'm hoping that maybe all of the girls have a secret crush on me…", trailed off Wario and he giggles.
"Come on Wario. I don't think that they're going to talk about you. I think maybe they're going to talk about something embarrassing that they don't want to share with us.", explained Young Cricket.
"I just think that their secret would be aimed towards me.", said Jimmy.
"Not you too…", trailed off Young Cricket.
"I hope there's nothing bad between me and Ana.", said 18-Volt.
"I just wanted to know what's my granddaughter hiding from me…", worried Dr. Crygor.
9-Volt in the box thought, "Time for me to get out my phone.", and he got out of his cellphone to record. He stops playing Wario Land 4 where he is about to be in the second level, fourth stage.
Then, Kat had carry 12 beer bottles upstairs looking tired. Kat asks, "Can I go first to tell you a secret?". The girls then get their beer and sit down except for Kat who doesn't feel like drinking beer.
"Sure.", said Ashley. She opens it and drinks it. Most of the girl drank their beer.
"Okay...here it goes...Ana...I never told you and you girls about this but, I've been trying to rescue Princess Peach from the evil clutches of Bowser when I was little like...about 7? 8? Anyway...I'd tried rescuing Princess Peach and what I got was a waste of time and being humiliated. I've got a dummy version of the Princess and Mario had already save the real Princess Peach...I was humiliated by Toads back then because hey think that ninjas are just a joke and I took it to a deep and serious personal level of my training just so that I could rescue Princess Peach before Bowser is in his castle. I just want to meet her to have fun.", told Kat.
"Wait...you never even told me that you were outside trying to rescue Princess Peach? I would've help you find the right way to get to Princess Peach!", exclaimed Ana.
"But you were having a fever back then.", explained Kat. The girls reactions surprised in awe and they all drank the beer.
In the attic, Wario comment, "Wow Kat. You suck being a hero.".
"I think Kat wouldn't relax due to strict training. She may not be able to get 9-Volt that way if she doesn't stop her strict training.", said Young Cricket.
"Kat is too tough for me…", trailed off Jimmy T.
"I think Kat may have made 9-Volt uncomfortable…", said 18-Volt.
"I wonder if she's fast as the blue hedgehog…", trailed off Dr. Crygor.
9-Volt however thought, "Kat...maybe there's more than that…First of all, what happened to your softness?".
"Okay...who's next…", slurred Penny.
"Me! Okay...I got...this one…", slurred Ana. "Ashley...remember the last time...we came into your home...and looked at your photo album? Yeah...you were cute when you're little, but one image...made me have a crush on you...you turn yourself into an adult...wearing a bikini...and it's quite sexy...Ashley...I know you're going to reject this but...I LOVE YOU!", exclaimed Ana and she got closer to Ashley.
"No way! I did saw her...transforming into an...adult with the potion...before she became an actual...adult...I lover her too! She's so...HOT!", exclaimed Penny.
In the attic, Wario opens his mouth wide and yelled, "Whaaa the f-!?". Young Cricket and Dr. Crygor closed his mouth and shush him as much as they could. Fortunately for them, the girls were too drunk and Ana assures herself that it's the ghost. Kat didn't hear anything.
"How did Ashley get the girls…?", trailed off Jimmy T.
"I don't know...all I can say is that her magic may be attracting girls like flowers attracting bees…", trailed off 18-Volt.
9-Volt thought, "Whoa! Ashley has managed to get some girls...I wonder how…".
Ashley blushed a bit more and Mona is slightly jealous of Ashley's sexiness. Ashley blushed hard and says, "Um...thank you…let's get back to our secret...". Ashley face Mona and asks, "So...what secrets do you have Mona?", asked Ashley.
"Well...One rainy day...while I was delivering pizza really fast...my scooter had slipped on some mud...and I fall down the bike.", slurred Mona. The girls gasped in fear.
"What happens next?", asked Ana.
"I was okay...I had a helmet on...my clothes got dirty...and the pizza was ruined...I talked to my manager...about my situation...and he said…'I will redo it, but you MUST pay'...and unfortunately...I wasn't allowed to go home...to change clothes...what's worst...my customer is...Wario. As a result...after this incident...Joe agreed to close it down.", slurred Mona.
The girls gasped in shock and Ana ask, "Does that mean you didn't change your clothes for the whole day? And what does Wario think of you being late to deliver?".
"First answer...yes...I'm not allowed to...change clothes for...the whole day. Second...Wario isn't happy that...I'm late for delivering his...pizza...I wonder if that's...the reason why...Wario goes to Ashley…", slurred Mona sadly.
In the attic, Wario was happy to hear it and at the same time, be sad about it. "I'm gonna be honest here, I'm not mad at Mona when she delivers the pizza to me when she was covered in mud. I was going to order some more because of how sexy she is, but it got closed down by the next day. I'm only mad because of how late that is, but since she was muddy, I gave it a pass at the end of the day.", explained Wario. "I wished it didn't have to closed down due to an incident like that…", trailed off Wario sadly.
"That does seem sexy…", trailed off Jimmy T.
"Same here Wario...same here…", trailed off 18-Volt.
"I honestly hope that Mona would've done her job...I could've ordered some more from her.", said Young Cricket.
"Me too Young Cricket. Me too.", said Dr. Crygor.
9-Volt thought, "Now this is some sexy information!" and he had an erection just thinking about how Mona would've undress her muddy clothes.
The girls awed in sadness, but Ashley defends her that it is NOT the reason why Wario likes Ashley. "So...you want to know my...secret?", asked Ashley. All of them wanted to know her secret. "Okay...here it goes…", trailed off Ashley.
"...This is a story of how I got a girl to kiss on my lips...unintentionally. When I was in Quahog, some ugly girl just walk up to me blindfolded hoping that she kisses a boy. Instead, she kiss me and I kissed an ugly girl. The ugly girl doesn't like it so she cries while running away from me because some douche just recorded us getting kissed. Fortunately, I've managed to use my magic with Red and we destroyed it and getting back at the douche by sending him to hell.", explained Ashley.
"Ashley kissed an ugly girl…? XD Oh man! This is so funny!", thought Mona and she giggles.
"You kissed an ugly girl? I bet that's not sexy…", thought Penny and Penny chuckles on Ashley's secret.
"Wow...that's...quite harsh you know...did he ever get out of hell?", asked Kat.
"Yeah, I let him get out because he learned his lesson. Well...I'm aware that other people are recording me, but either they got a low quality of recording or they got recorded after the fight.", explained Ashley.
"Was he alright afterwards?", asked Ana.
"I've doubt it. After he's done from hell, I don't think he's going to be okay.", answered Ashley.
In the attic, the guys reaction varies. "Aw man, the video would've been viral you know!", quietly exclaimed Wario.
"She kissed a girl...by mistake...and sends a douche to hell...what is wrong with Ashley?", questioned Young Cricket.
"Not cool Ashley…", trailed off Jimmy T.
"How ugly is the girl that Ashley's talking about?", questioned 18-Volt.
"I was wondering the same thing 18-Volt.", said Dr. Crygor.
9-Volt however thought, "Okay...sending someone to hell just because they're a douche to you doesn't mean sending someone to hell! That's not okay! Not okay at all and I wanna see that video!".
"Well...I have one secret...that is quite more horrifying than revealing that I'm gay.", said Penny.
The girls decided to listen to Penny closely. The guys lean closer to the TV and 9-Volt thought, "What's more horrifying than coming out of the closet? Nothing. Your house is just as horrifying.".
"When I was in Vietnam for the invention contest in High School, some guys in the white van abducted me. They took me to their secret studio and...they wanted me to do the advertisement of their bootleg Sega Mega Drive (or Sega Genesis if you wanted to called that).", said Penny.
"Why would they ask you for that?", asked Mona.
"I guess they want their console to be sold with the advertisement so...anyway, they told me that reason and I would come out unharmed if I do their orders. I agree with them and I've done some Sega Mega Drive advertising but I have to wear a bikini and be outside for an advertisement. I think they're video game pirates that developed the software for their 'Sega Mega Drive'.", explained Penny.
"Did you get back to the invention contest?", asked Penny.
"I was back to the contest on time thankfully. Those guys were thankfully nice. They seem to be more worried about their work than my body. My body is ready. Ready for those pirates.", explained Penny.
"Wait a minute...why didn't you tell anyone that you've got abducted?!", questioned Kat shockingly.
"Three reasons. One, I didn't want my grandpa to be a bit overprotective of me if I told him that. Second, I was worried that if I told anyone, those pirate developers will come to get me. Third, I didn't anyone else on the internet to know that I've done something like that. I'm more concern about the image of WarioWare Inc. most of all. Thankfully, you couldn't find that on Google. At least not in the English section. The Vietnamese Google search will work however.", worried Penny.
"Wow...you seem to face danger without harm...I'm impressed.", said Mona.
In the attic, Dr. Crygor responded, "I'm glad that you're okay, but you shouldn't have hide it from me...I only wanted to know what happen and I won't ask too many questions about your trip...".
"Penny...I wouldn't mind an advertising like that...you must've focus too much on Nintendo…besides...I like SEGA better before I've gotten in the role of Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins...I wanna develop a game for that console and I already have an idea...", trailed off Wario and he takes out his laptop to do a Google search on Penny Crygor doing a SEGA Mega Drive (Genesis) advertisement in Vietnam...
"Penny...you're lucky that you're out of Vietnam safely...bring somebody next time will you?", questioned Young Cricket.
"She turns from a Nerd to a smooth sexy girl…", trailed off Jimmy.
"Wow...I didn't know Penny was a model for Vietnam…", trailed off 18-Volt.
9-Volt stops recording, looks through his phone about the model and found...nothing. "Damn! I've done the Google search and I found nothing interesting...where did I...oh! Penny says the Vietnamese Google search...only...I have no idea if I would look for it in Vietnamese...one way to find out!".
And so he does the Google search instead in Vietnamese and found out her Sega Mega Drive advertisement. "Wow! She is so damn hot in that ad!", thought 9-Volt and he saved the image onto his phone.
"Do you girls wanted to play...truth or dare!? We could tell each other some embarrassing truths or dare something that we wouldn't do outside of our lives…", trailed off Ashley.
"What's that?", asked Ana and Ashley explains to Ana about the game and Ana agrees to join in. All of the girls agreed to do Truth or Dare on one condition. Ashley tells them that after someone performs the dare or tells the truth, they MUST drink more beer. They agree to do it.
The guys and 9-Volt are excited to see the Truth or Dare that the girls are going to perform.
What truth or dare will the girls go with? Will they got their wish of seeing them naked? Why would Kat get cold inside the house? Tune in next time for more chapters of "9-Volt and the Sleepover Spies".
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