Chapter 4: Truth or Dare!
Disclaimer: The lyrics just changed in this chapter and the original song belongs to their respective owners.
Last time, the girls were telling secrets to each other and the guys have different reactions while 9-Volt thought of everything.
After they drank their beer. They were somewhat drunk. "Okay...you should go first Penny. Truth or Dare?", asked Ashley.
"Truth.", said Penny.
"Okay...who looks more sexy in this room?", asked Kat.
The guys in the attic excitedly gone, "Oooooh...". 9-Volt got his phone out and record it again.
Ana heard it again and thought, "What's with ghosts in the attic?!".
Penny blushed and looked around the room and said, "Honestly, Ashley looks really hot. Her body...oh my god those casual six pack attracted to me…". Mona is unhappy with the answer while Ashley is charmed. They all drank the beer.
The guys in the attic wooed at Penny while 9-Volt thought, "I can't blame her...Man...Ashley has some abs…".
"Alright Ana...truth or dare?", asked Ashley.
"Darrrre!", slurred Ana.
"Alright...I dare...you to...chug six beer bottles...under 1 minute…", slurred Mona and she gave her a 6-pack bottle drink. The guys in the attic were happy to see Ana do the chugging
Ana took out a beer, opens the bottle with a bottle opener, and Mona holding the timer. "Go!", exclaimed Mona.
Ana chugs the beer bottle in 7 seconds and she chugs it in 6 seconds…
4 beer bottles later, she chugs the last one and it took her 10 seconds. She chugs 6 beer bottles in...57 seconds! "Alright Ana! You did it! You did the dare!", exclaimed Mona and they all drank beer (except for Ana who is too drunk to drink anymore).
The guys in the attic had comments for Ana. "Wow! That's impressive!", exclaimed Wario.
"Yeah! She is very cool right now!", exclaimed 18-Volt.
"She is one mighty girl…", trailed off Jimmy.
"Shh! The girls might hear us!", quietly yelled Young Cricket and all of the sudden, they stay quiet.
"I hope that Ana alright…", quietly trailed off Dr. Crygor.
9-Volt thought, "Hmm...If I had Ana as a girlfriend instead of Kat...I probably would've been happy to see her in a relationship with me.".
"Okay Kat...truth...or dare?", asked Ashley.
"Truth please.", requested Kat.
"My sister, be honest...are you...comfortable hanging around with...gay people?", slurred Ana. The girls looked at Kat with a strict look. Kat is quite uncomfortable around it.
"Oh no...I don't want them to think that I'm NOT accepting gays in relationship...I only felt that way because of a really insecure relationship with 9-Volt...I fear that 9-Volt's going to be gay and I'm trying to find a cure for him...I gotta think of a neutral answer...think...think...think...a-ha!", thought Kat.
"I say that having a double scooped ice cream of a same flavor is nice, but having a double scooped ice cream of two DIFFERENT flavors is better…", responded Kat.
The girls thought for a moment and Ashley responded, "Are you saying that having heterosexuality is better for you than homosexuality?". Ashley is quite unhappy to hear Kat's answer.
"No. No. I think she meant that being straight is nice in its old ways of dating for centuries, but being gay is so new that it has varieties. Feisty ones included.", responded Mona. The girls ended up arguing whether Kat's statement refers to support or against gay people. Nobody drank due to the debate of Kat's statement.
In the attic, Wario commented, "I think that Mona's right...maybe variety does help excite life. I think that's what Kat is…".
"I disagree...I know Kat has an insecure relationship because whenever he had to run an errand, Kat texted to him many times...I don't think she would be a gay supporter…", trailed off 18-Volt.
"Maybe Kat does like varieties in her life, including gays…", trailed off Jimmy T.
"I have to agree with 18-Volt, Kat does call 9-Volt whenever she has a break from training...I don't know how often she calls but I bet 9-Volt is annoyed and probably prefer to date men…", trailed off Young Cricket.
"No, it's the excitement of life that Kat wanted.", said Dr. Crygor.
9-Volt thought, "Kat, I know you well. You called me almost everyday and you are annoying...I was expecting a very important phone call from you because of work...but you made me feel like as if girls aren't just enough...that's one of the reasons why I would rather date a guy.".
In the end, they couldn't come up with an agreement, but Penny came up with an idea and says, "Let's continue with truth or dare…". Penny turns her head to Ashley and said, "Truth or dare Ashley?".
"Dare.", said Ashley.
"Okay Ashley, I dare you to kiss Mona on the lips for two minutes with your tongue and her tongue and gently touch each other while you're at it.", requested Penny.
Mona and Ashley's eyes widen and Mona questioned, "Are you fucking kidding me?! Ashley and I have a fight earlier and I'm not comfortable to kiss her!".
"Come on Mona...we apologize...If I kiss you...maybe I can find out why Wario likes you…", trailed off Ashley. Mona blushed hard and was willing to know why Wario likes Ashley.
"There's no one but us...you don't have to worry…", trailed off Ana.
"I do…", worried Kat.
Mona and Ashley look at each other in suspicion. Ashley goes closer to Mona. So does Mona. Ashley does the lips and goes closer to Mona's. Mona does the same. Then, Mona and Ashley kiss each other.
The guys in the attic are happy while 9-Volt is recording on his phone.
At first, they look disgusted when kissing each other, but after about 30 seconds, their face looked calmed and they're enjoying it by kissing each other passionately.
What they didn't know is that Penny and Ana are recording it on their cell phone and they were enjoying the kiss between Mona and Ashley. Kat on the other hand does the zazen meditation for relaxation instead with her eyes closed.
A minute later, Mona and Ashley's arm were reaching to their bra strap...Mona was about to take off Ashley's bra and Ashley does the same to Mona. The girls were really excited to see them taking off their bra.
"Yeah...take it off. Take it off! Wooo!", exclaimed Penny.
"This is going to be sexy tonight!", exclaimed Ana.
In the attic, the guys were trying their best not to cheer really loudly. "Yeah! This is awesome! I FUCKING LOVE IT!", quietly yelled Wario.
"Yeah! This is the best part!", quietly yelled Young Cricket.
"Fuck yeah! This is really awesome man!", quietly yelled 18-Volt.
"Sweet...sweet...love…", trailed off Jimmy.
"Wow...for the first time...I'm really excited! This hasn't happened to me since I graduated from high school and the graduation party!", quietly exclaimed Dr. Crygor.
9-Volt was really happy but uncomfortable at the same time due to having an erection while still recording everything. "Man...I wish I could get out of that box and masturbate in the closet…", thought 9-Volt.
Kat slowly open her eyes just to see that Mona and Ashley are kissing each other with their bras on but strapless due to their chest being close to each other. Kat's mouth and eye widen as she's literally shocked to see Ashley and Mona kissing in front of her eyes.
When two minutes strike, Penny told them, "You can stop now…". Mona and Ashley continue kissing each other passionately.
"Please stop...I don't wanna imagine that 9-Volt's kissing a guy…", thought Kat.
30 seconds later, Kat got to an annoyed look and Kat yells, "CUUUUT!".
The girls looked disappointed at Kat.
"Aww! Come on Kat!", exclaimed Ana.
"No. It's past two minutes and I wanted to stop…", trailed off Kat worried.
Penny looks at her suspiciously and said, "Are you sure you aren't against gay people?".
"Uh-no. No. I'm fine...It's just that...when they take off the bra...I'm gonna assume that taking off their panties would be worst...I don't want them to go too far…", explained Kat. Penny and Ana are disappointed about Kat's statement, but understood that their work is more important to them.
The guys in the attic aren't really happy for Kat to make them stopped kissing each other.
"That's great...Kat ruins it for me…", trailed off Jimmy.
"I wish you were more engaged in that situation…", trailed off Dr. Crygor.
"Here she is
The biggest douche of the universe
In all the galaxy
There's no bigger douche than Kat
She've reached the top
The pinnacles of douchedom
Good going Kat
You've ruin it all...", singed 18-Volt.
"Kat...forget it...I will not give you a promotion after that!", thought Wario angrily.
9-Volt thought, "Good going Kat...you're farther away from me...I know that we attended the LGBT support group at school, but you're only there just for me...I wish you're more supportive…".
Mona and Ashley were surprised and Ashley slurred, "You know...you're not so bad...to be honest with you...I think you're cute...I think Wario would've...liked you if it wasn't for...me dating...with him…".
Mona blushed and slurred, "Aww...thank you...you look cute too Ashley...to tell you the truth...those muscles...reminds me of...Wario...Ashley...I think you're popular...I used to be one…". Mona is looking slightly sad.
Ashley looks at her in the eye and slurred, "Don't be sad...I still think you're hot...let me give you my...appreciation gift…", and Ashley's lips touches Mona's lips. Mona's kisses back.
While the girls awed in love, Kat however thought, "What? WHAT!? Are you FUCKING kidding me!? Oh boy...better think of happy thoughts...oh yeah...9-Volt's beach body…".
The guys in the attic and 9-Volt were happy to see it through.
They were done kissing again and Mona slurred, "Thank you...I...really like...you…".
"Thanks...let's get back to...the game…", slurred Ashley and surprisingly, no one had drank beer.
"Truth or dare Mona?", asked Ana.
"Um...dare!", slurred Mona.
Ana decided a dare for Mona and she says, "I dare you to bake a pizza for us to eat...while being naked!". Mona is surprised, her eyes widen, and her looks of fear. She became quite sober due to being reminded of a former job.
The girls gasped and Ashley said, "You got to do it Mona...you've got to do a dare!".
"Yeah...you don't want to be a loser to Wario…", trailed off Ana.
"...unless you...want to...lose him...over me…", slurred Ashley.
Mona is immediately extremely jealous and said, "Okay! I'll do the dare and I'll bake the pizza...naked!", and she took her bra and underwear off. Then, she went downstairs to the kitchen. The girls follow her to the kitchen.
In the attic, the guys debated whether or not if they should follow them. "I'd say we should really follow them.", said Wario.
"No way Wario! It cannot be done! We don't know how long are they going to be downstair and I'm worried that we could be caught in a wrong time and we would be in a wrong place.", explained Dr. Crygor.
Then, they looked at the TV and they saw a robber in a box coming out of the closet. "Look, somebody has to stop the robber. One of us has to get out.", suggested Young Cricket.
"No way. Those girls won't let us go unpunished because we're in the attic spying on them. Even if we caught the robber in the house, they'll still punish us for spying.", said Jimmy.
"But I planned the escape plan and in order for that to work, we need somebody out there to just make sure we can get through the escape plan by getting through the exit of Ashley's home without being caught, or else we may be trapped in the attic for one whole day...", explained 18-Volt.
They were still debating and when they came to the conclusion, "Okay, Wario. You should go see it. You seem like you wanted women the most so you should go and record Mona baking a pizza.", said Young Cricket. Wario reluctantly agreed so he gets out of the attic and decided to tip toe through Ashley's room.
9-Volt is at the kitchen in a box near the kitchen cabinet. "Damn! This isn't my best hiding spot, but I'll do my best to avoid being caught…and recording it.", thought 9-Volt and he took out a cellphone recording Mona cooking pizza naked.
Mona is making pizza dough and mumbled, "Why did Ashley have Wario? Seriously...I wanted to know why...I'm hoping that Ashley's just bluffing...because I'm so popular to Wario…".
"I can sadly agree with you Mona...I don't know why Ashley would want Wario...unless...if it's the other way around...I can understand that situation…", thought 9-Volt.
Mona then notice a box and said, "I wonder what's in this box…".
9-Volt was worried. "Oh dear...time to use my nuts…", thought 9-Volt. 9-Volt took out his Deku Nuts and...
"Mona? Did you bake the pizza yet!?", exclaimed Ana.
"I was about to!", answered Mona and instead of looking in the box, she decided to continue flattening the dough. When she's done rolling the dough, she add tomato sauce, then some cheese, and when she's about add some toppings…"Guys! What pizza topping did you guys want?", asked Mona. The girls were sober enough to give it a proper answer.
"I want pepperoni!", requested Ana.
"I want sausage!", requested Kat.
"I want mushrooms!", requested Penny.
"I want garlic!", requested Ashley. All of the girls except Ashley and Mona were disgusted with her.
"Why Ashley?", asked Ana.
"Because garlic is one extravagant flavor for me and I love it.", said Ashley and they're uncomfortable with it.
"Those garlic flavors reminds me of Wario's eating habits...hmm...I wonder if Wario is inside this house listening...or better yet...maybe I could get him to talk about his relationship with Ashley…", thought Mona and she goes into the fridge looking for the ingredients that the girls requested.
Meanwhile, Wario had been able to tip toe through the floor to the stairs and thought, "Whew! I'm glad that I can get through the house without being detected...this is like Metal Gear Solid...now, I should take out the phone...and record it!", and he decided to get to the kitchen.
Red inside the room wondered, "Hmm...I heard some tip toeing after the girls gone downstairs because I've doubted that it's one of the girls...the girls dared Mona to cook pizza...naked...something's not right...I better go check on them to see if they're okay…", and he went downstairs to make sure it was okay.
Wario was about to record it in the kitchen when suddenly, he sees the box but hear someone's coming. "Crap. I better go hide. I hope that the robber will be caught by Mona…", thought Wario and he tip toed away to the Living Room to plan an escape.
"Is that...Wario that I'm hearing? If that's the case...then that means the guys ARE in the attic but...what's he doing here?", thought 9-Volt.
Mona took out the pizza ingredients and she exclaims, "Kat! Ana! It looks like we don't have pepperoni or sausage in the fridge!".
Kat and Ana looked at Ashley disappointedly. "I'm sorry Ana but I didn't even know YOU wanted pizza…", trailed off Ashley.
"That's okay...I didn't expect you to have pepperoni...I honestly thought that Mona has a spare pepperoni just in case…", trailed off Ana disappointedly.
Mona overheard it and said, "I don't have it...I just took out ingredients in the fridge...so what I can find in the fridge is a roasted chicken...do you want that for your topping Ana?", asked Mona.
Ana thought about it for a moment and said, "Sure. Go ahead.".
"It's fine for me. You can use the roasted chicken as a pizza topping.", said Ashley.
"Okay! What about you Kat? What other toppings did you want?", asked Mona.
Kat thought about it for a moment and said, "Okay...I can have roasted chicken as toppings.".
Mona is satisfied and she went on to chop. When Mona done chopping chicken, she puts the pizza into the oven and bakes it.
Mona got out of the kitchen and she was dirty while still being naked, "Okay...I've done the dare...can I take a shower now?", asked Mona.
"My...you look great when you're dirty...sure! Take a shower but I will warn you that the water is cold.", said Ashley blushing.
"Okay.", said Mona and she went upstairs to take a shower.
Wario is in the living room hiding behind the couch. "Damn...I didn't even record for 6 seconds...I wish that Red isn't behind be now…", mumbled Wario.
Red went to the kitchen and saw a box… "What's in this box?", said Red and 9-Volt was ready to stun him.
Red was about to lift the box and Ashley came in and exclaimed, "Red! What are you doing in this kitchen?!".
"Um...I just wanted to know if you guys were okay...I heard someone tip toeing after you girls have left the room...Ashley? What's in this box?", asked Red.
"Hmm...I don't know...let's see what's in it…", trailed off Ashley and when Ashley lifts the box...9-Volt close his eyes and threw the deku nuts onto the ground. He escapes without the box and ran really quickly out of the kitchen.
9-Volt had bolted through the kitchen and he ran into the hallway very fast. 9-Volt was looking a place to hide...and he found it. In the old bedroom that is really dusty. "I guess I can go hide in a dusty bedroom...anything's better than being caught.", thought 9-Volt and he opens the door, close it, and goes under the bed.
By the time that Ashley were done being stunned, Ashley alerts, "Girls! I think we have perverts here!".
The girls were shocked and they all split up looking for someone who gone through the house. Wario was out of the living room and he sees the girl's shadow coming his way.
"Oh god...I better get back to the attic and tell the truth…", said Wario and he went upstairs as quick as he can.
Red saw Wario going upstairs and yelled, "Hey! I saw you! Stop right there!". Wario ran upstairs as fast as he can.
Red and the girls followed him upstairs and Wario is on the second floor. Wario got back up to the attic, but not before the girls saw Wario running to the attic.
"What happened? Did you get it?", asked 18-Volt.
"No, I uh-".
"Guys! The girls are coming up, we should probably hide now!", exclaimed Young Cricket.
Ashley opens the attic before the guys could hide and says, "Oh-ho! You guys are spying on us aren't you all!?".
Ashley and the girls came up in the attic while the guys were scared and they've scootch to the back as much as they can. The girls were very, very angry when they find out that Wario and his group have caught them spying.
"So...Grandpa...you know my secret don't you...I will not be very lenient on the punishment...you'll get what you've deserve for not only knowing someone's secret, but you are called a perverted old man!", threatened Penny to her grandfather, Dr. Crygor.
"I can't believe it 18-Volt! You were here to spy on us wearing underwear! You are severely punish I tell ya! At least, 9-Volt's not here and he seems to be a better guy than you are now! I'm going to punish you just so you can assert me with your masculinity!", yelled Ana angrily to 18-Volt.
"Jimmy and Young Cricket! You guys not only you two shown that you guys are really perverted to us, but you also know our secret...how dare you? HOW DARE YOU KNOW OUR SECRET!? YOU ALL WILL GET A PUNISHMENT FROM US!", yelled Mona angrily.
"Wario...I was honestly expecting you're the ONLY one there in my party...I've known ya...I can't believed that you brought almost all of your friends AND you all know our secret! We are going to punish you very harshly on all of you until you've seriously learned your lesson!", yelled Ashley angrily.
Ashley turns to Red and says, "Red? Can you get the recording device out? We want them to make sure that they'll destroy it later!".
"Yes master!", said Red and he got the recording device out of the TV and got the hidden camera to come down. It was revealed that the hidden camera is on the bookshelf that Ashley has in her bedroom.
"That's strange...isn't 9-Volt supposed to be involved this somehow?", questioned Kat.
"We'll get them to confess Kat.", said Ashley and they got the ropes in the attic and the girls tied the guys up in the attic.
Oh no! Wario and his group were caught while 9-Volt got away scott free! Or is he? What will happen to Wario and his group? Will we see 9-Volt ever again? How much torture can the girls put on Dr. Crygor? Find out next time in "9-Volt and the Sleepover Spies"!
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