"I don´t like how calm it has been in the last months" commented Madara, now full term. His belly was now keeping him in bed for most of the time, something that was not well received by the man, but he accepted because he loved the little thing. The calmness was the only thing startling him now. Hashirama has done a good thing for once and kept the old geezers out of their backs. He used one of their rules against them and forbid one clan to interfere in issues of the other. It meant that the geezers could only choose an heir between his children for one clan and they would have no power over the other.
"I though you want to be calm" commented Tokka. She was preparing some tea for her charge, as he was having some difficulties.
"This is not the kind of calmness I wanted, this is a tense calmness, as if something was bidding it´s time to attack us" he felt something in his gut and rose from bed, struggling to get downstairs as the Senju woman tried to take him back to bed. "Where is Maki?"
"In the daycare, Hashi-niisan said it would be better if I give you all my attention to you in this last few months…" suddenly something emerged from the ground, attacking Tokka and throwing her out of the house. Madara saw the attack and tried to escape through the garden door, but was blocked by a very known woman and knocked to the ground. He cursed his weakness as his arms were bound to the floor by a fuinjutsu chain.
"Damn it!"
"Hello to you too, Madara" said Mito, entering with a malevolent and psychotic smile. Her new friend, the goo, crawled towards him, positioning himself besides him. "Surprised? You shouldn´t be, Zetsu has been watching you for the last few weeks" she turned to him. "Zet-chan, are you sure it´s the right time"
"Uggghhh…" the raven winced when he felt pain his gut again. Then it hit him, it was the beginning contractions of the birthing process. "Damn you…"
"Yes… though labor is just starting" answered the ancient creature, putting his arms on Madara´s. "Time enough to prepare"
"Yes, I will start now" she used a complicate fuinjutsu to form a barrier around the house. When it finished she smiled again and returned inside. The Uchiha clan head, still trapped and weak, glared at her with all the hatred he could gather. "Oh, don´t put that face, as I´m the one that kindly is going to deliver your child"
"I don´t need you" he claimed, but moaned in pain again as another contraction hit him. He cursed at his luck, it has been one hour since the last, he was running out of time. "You damn…"
"Come on, breathe deeply" she mocked. "You are going to need it when it gets worse"
"I know, you sorry excuse for a princess!"
"What a mouth, is that what you are teaching your children?" the redhead crossed her arms. "And of course you know, you have already given birth once… to that stupid child."
"Don´t dare to call my daughter like that!"
"Calm down, being stressed is not good for this one… or for you" she got closer to him. "You know, once it´s born I will give it to Zet-chan, he said he was going to have a marvelous use for it and I will get revenge on you and Hashirama"
"I will… not allow you to do it…"
"How could you? For now just breathe and calm down until the little thing comes… then I take away your happiness forever as you did with me"
-Outside the house-
"Hashi-niisan!" Tokka received the Hokage when he and Tobirama arrived at the scene. He frowned when he saw the barrier, it has to be Mito´s doing. Damn that bitch, was she ever going to leave him alone? But she couldn´t have made this up on her own, someone must have… dammit, that goo was causing trouble again. "What´s happening? Someone attacked me from begin and…"
"It must be a new ally of the FORMER Uzumaki princess" the brunette made emphasis in the former. "I know who is behind this, his name is Ootsutsuki Zetsu and… he is not good news."
"What does he wants from Madara?" asked the albino, scanning the barrier with smart eyes. With time he was going to be able to make contact with the special knife he left inside the house in case something like this happened, but… the jutsu was so complicated that it will take hours. "Aniya, you have been hiding something from me and…"
"He wants the baby" answered Hashirama with a sigh. "I will explain, the Rikkudo Sennin, before he died, had two sons. He named his youngest heir and gave him everything, the Senju clan are descendants of this son."
"So… This Zetsu person knew about the history of our clan and wants the DNA we inherited from the Rikkudo? Why not attacking before?" asked Tokka confused. Tobirama, for his part, was having the bad feeling that the history was going to take a turn for the worst. After all his brother mentioned an older brother.
"Because this baby has Uchiha DNA too, no?" the Shodaime nodded. "The Uchihas are the rejected older brother´s descendants, hating us because our ancestor was judged best fit to rule the shinobi world"
"Well, I don´t know if he was best fit, but… The thing is that the older brother inherited an inferior form of his father´s Rinnegan and the younger son the energy to use it. Combined in one person you will have…"
"The Rinnegan, the world´s most powerful doujutsu" completed the younger male. "We are in deep shit"
"Very deep shit, with the Rinnegan you can join all the Tailed Beasts together and create a super monster called the Juubi, if someone seals it inside the Rinnegan user, he or she cans put the entire world under a genjutsu. That´s his goal."
"Dammit!" Tobirama put more effort into his technique, not wanting to life in an eternal illusion. Hashirama sighed and tried to use his wood style to weaken the barrier. He remembered what the world was when his children were fighting against him, something that he didn´t want to repeat, specially in the case of Byakuya.
"Please, wait for me, I don´t want to kill you again"
-In the future-
Sasuke was trying to train while his so called teacher was away, something strange since the birth of his baby. Mitsuki has grown a lot in the year that passed, he even sleep all night now, something that made the Uchiha a very happy teenage ninja. The problem was that he was now learning how to walk and Orochimaru was more worried about preventing him from hitting himself too hard than training his future body.
"Do you know when that snake is going to come back?" he asked to one of the subordinates, who just shook his head. The raven grunted and decided to wait in a dark room. His patience was not in vain, the Sannin returned soon with a strange Konoha shinobi called Sai. The arrival was soon followed by the invasion of Naruto, Sakura, Yamato and strangely Jiraiya, who was guided there by one of the Uchiha twins, much to the reptile´s consternation. When it was finally over, the golden eyed man had a vein popping on his forehead.
"For the last time, Jiraiya, can you and your student shut the hell…" a cry interrupted him, startling the rest of the shinobi. "Now look what you have done!" he walked back and picked the one year old up, bouncing him lightly. "There, there, sweetie, everything is okay…"
"Orochimaru, can you please focus?" asked Sasuke, now angry too.
"Ehhhh… have I finally gone senile or is that a baby?" asked Jiraiya, seeing his evil former teammate trying to calm a crying child.
"What?! I can have children, your know!"
"Aren´t we all too old for that?"
"Can you please shut that up!" exploded the Uchiha with a killing headache.
"Is our fault, Sasuke-kun! You know he gets cranky if his afternoon nap is interrupted!" then he turned to his child. "Don´t listen to him, sweetie…"
"Errrr… Orochimaru-sama?" Kabuto stepped in. "Since you are too worried for Mitsuki to care about fighting and Sasuke is about to lose his calm and doing something he will deeply regret… can we retreat?"
"That´s a good idea, I will deal with this insects once my baby boy is okay"
"I hope that thing got the worst case of diaper rash ever" said the teen before he and the other evil people left. Naruto and his gang continued standing there dumb folded for some time until they wake up from their stupor.
"Orochimaru… had a baby? Ero Sennin, is that even possible with his age?" asked the blond.
"If there is a woman crazy enough to let him between her legs, yes, but…" the big pervert didn´t know what else to say, as he was too shocked to think something smart. Then it came to his mind "What do you think that kid will be once it gets older?"
"Trouble"
-Back in Konoha-
"What?! Orochimary had a child?!" the Godaime yelled. Jiraya just nodded and the blond felt into the chair. Obito, that was in the room, could believe it either. "Ow, he picks the worst time to reproduce…"
"Should have known… who is the father?" asked the Uchiha, making everybody turn their attention to him. "What? It can be done… in fact, most of the kids in Akatsuki were born from male couples, Rin included"
"Really? Is there a jutsu for that?" asked Kakashi.
"Not exactly a jutsu, but a chakra reaction when in the intercourse. It doesn´t happen all the time, but if you are unlucky or stupid enough. All I can say is that once it starts you can´t stop it and pregnancy is very uncomfortable" he narrowed his eyes. "You said that the female you say in the bathhouse told you to go to Naruto to help?"
"Yes" answered the white haired Sannin.
"This makes me wonder what are the twins planning…"
"The twins?"
"Kazumi and Tsubaki Hoshigaki, Kisame´s and Itachi´s daughters. They came from the future to alter something, I don´t know what" he had an idea. "Anyway, we should focus on Orochimaru´s brat now. Tsunade-sama, you will agree with me when I say that we couldn´t allow that man to have a follower as powerful as him"
"The child has potential in him, I won´t deny that, but… are you suggesting that we take it away from his parent?"
"Not exactly, come here" he whispered to the blonde´s ear and her expression lightened up with bit of malice that made the former missing nin shiver. He has seen that expression somewhere, but he couldn´t remember where.
"Yes, that could work" she called a chuunin. "Please bring the councilors and Danzou-sama here"
"What´s the matter, Tsunade-hime?" asked the war hawk, entering with his former teammates.
"I´ve received some news from the last mission" she pulled out a report. "Apparently Orochimaru has a child. Danzou, I know we didn´t get along most of the time, but now we need to work together… for the sake of the village"
"Yes, I will gladly do so" the man smelled rat, but couldn´t let it pass an opportunity like this. "Are you asking me to kidnap the White Snake´s child?"
"And to train it to be a weapon for the village" she finished, practically making the man´s dreams become true. "I usually wouldn´t ask that. In fact, it was a very difficult decision to…"
"I can tell, but you are doing the best for the village, Hokage-sama" the man turned around. This little girl was digging her own grave, but he wasn´t about to look a gift horse in the mouth. "I will prepare my best men for the mission."
"Oh, and leave Sai in Naruto´s team, he is making such a magnificent job…"
"Of course…" once he was inside the Root building he called for his men and, after selecting them, he went to his own private lab. There rested a pair of eyes he tried to implant in many people, but they all have died. Those were the Rinnegan that once belonged to the killer of the Shodaime…
And talking about that, Izuna was in front of his brother´s grave, using the Edo Tensei to return him to life. Along with him was Sorato, who had been returned too. Byakuya opened his eyes and cover them with a hand.
"Izu…"
"Welcome back, nii-san"
"Aniya, you made such a fool of yourself" commented the medium brother, smoothing his hair. "Being defeated by that mockery of a leader so easily… great way to lose your temper!"
"And what killer you, otouto?" asked the older brunette. "Don´t tell me… that sorry excuse for a genius, no?! Tobirama actually handed our little prodigy!"
"At least I managed to kill you know who" grunted the raven, crossing his arms. "That damn Niidaime, attacking me from the back when I´m weak after my fight…"
"Sora-nii, Bya-nii" finally talked the youngest. "You have to hide until I told you so… and take this" he handled the scrolls with their Edo Tensei to the older Uchihas. "I have to go back before they notice I am not there. Be careful"
"You too…"
-Back to the past-
"I found an opening!" said Tobirama after many hours trying to contact with his knife. Hashirama and Tokka didn´t ask and touched him. The teleportation was immediate, in a second they were inside the Uchiha main house. There were screams coming out of it. "Damn it!"
"Hashi-niisan, look" they saw many white Zetsu emerging from the ground. "Nii-san, go, we will take care of this clowns"
"She is right, leave this to us" said the albino, getting into battle stance.
"Okay, I´m counting on you!" he ran away, dodging the monsters.
"Uggghhhh!" Madara screamed as the contraction hit. A short while ago the redhead has removed his lower clothing and opened his legs, securing them with a fuinjutsu. He fought but he wasn´t exactly in the best shape to battle the kunoichi. "I… will kill… you…"
"How is it?" asked Black Zetsu in that low hissing tone of his.
"He is dilated enough for the birthing process to start, but he is not being cooperative" the former princess frowned. The Uchiha leader, for his part, was fighting against the urge to push, trying to keep his child inside of him and away from those two´s claws for the longest he could. The obscure mass then started to spread across his body, terrifying him.
"Leave it to me" in the next contracting Madara was forced to push by the thing, that now had control of his body. He screamed as the head of his baby started getting out.
"Thanks, Zet-chan" she smiled. The Ootsutsuki groaned, how much he hated that woman. And her annoying habit of using a pet name. He felt the Uchiha fighting and concentrate in him, so he could have the baby sooner. The next contraction he made the other male push again. "That´s right" smiled the redhead. "Keep it like that, I can see the head!"
"Get away from him, you bitch" panted Hashirama, entering to the room. The two frowned and Madara smiled. The hero had finally arrived.