Light was glaring through the windows and I curse the sun. I felt a draft and as I raise up I realize I was laying on the bed , on top of the covers naked and then as I look over, I see Emmett next to me on his stomach, naked as a jay bird as well. I grab a pillow and cover myself. I look down at my finger and saw a big diamond ring and then I couldn't help but let out a scream.

My scream woke up Emmett and he jump out of bed half awake, looking aimlessly around the room until his eyes met mine. Shocked. He saw me covered in nothing but a pillow and looked down seeing he was naked as well and grabbed a pillow to cover himself.

Memories from last night came rushing in and our escapades. Getting drunk, thinking it would be hilarious to get married then coming back here and consummated our marriage.

Emmett sat back on the bed and says, "Oh, shit."

I nod still in shocked and say as hold out my ring, "I think we are married."

Emmett's eyes widen, "They are going to kill me." I reply, "I'm pretty sure Rosalie is going to ripped by head off."

I sigh, "Maybe no one will have to find out. You just have to keep your mind blocked from Edward and maybe Alice never saw...she says she only looks at the visions if someone is in danger. She tries to respect everybody's privacy."

Emmett snorts, "That's what she told you? Lies...the bitch is nosy..."

I look at him and bite my lip, "Well, what are we going to do?"

Emmett says, "I think we might can get an annulment online. Especially since the marriage is only a day old. I'll keep my thoughts hidden from Edward and just have to bribe Alice to keep her mouth and brain shut." I just nod.

I can't help but my mind wander off to last night...especially with him sitting next to me. His mind has seemed to wander as well.

He bites his lip and says, "You know we are married...so technically..." I shake my head, "No, Emmett. We can't...no we have an excuse last night for being drunk but we are sober."

Emmett scoots closer and kisses my shoulder, "Come on. Just one more time. For the road?"

His kisses goes up my neck and I sigh. I wanted it and he knew I wanted it. I sigh, "Fine..." Emmett pulls the pillow that was covering me and throws it on the floor with his pillow and I straddle him. We end up having sex again and finally we both moan each other names. We are both breathing heavily. At this point he was over me. I pull up giving him one more kiss before he rolled over.

I saw as we lay side by side holding hands together, "We are doomed." Emmett says, "Yep, going to hell. But I think it may be worth it."

We were silent for a while and then I say randomly, "I had your penis in my mouth last night." Emmett grins, "I remember. I was surprised how good you were at it." I reply, "I practice with a banana once with Jessica and Lauren."

Emmett says, "Hmmm..well I always thought they were okay at it but..."

I raise up and look down at him and he laughs, "What? It was before you came to Forks. We had been there for a few months. Alice, Rosalie, and Esme went on one of their shopping trips. Carlisle was at work. Jasper, Edward, and I were playing some video game and the dare was who ever loses had to do a dare. Actually Edward and I tied with the lost. So Edward and I were both dared to do something risque with a high school girl at Mike Newton's party."

I mouth gaped, "Edward too?!" Emmett says, "He going to kill me for telling you this story and really I don't know much about his side. I got to the party. Lauren and Jessica started flirting with me. We found a secluded place and they took turns...you know….sucking my banana."

I cover my mouth shocked, "But isn't it like cold? Since you are...were a vampire and did you...you know isn't it venom?"

He says, "It looks like regular semen and when I'm aroused….it's not cold."

I ask, "So you were aroused before they started?"

He raises up, "I'm not proud of this but I told them to take off their shirts and make out first...He laughs...the party got broken up by the police and Carlisle was not too happy having to pick us up from the police station."

I say shocked, "Oh my Gosh. That's why my dad is not fond of you guys. So Alice didn't find out and tell Rosalie? I would assume she would have murdered you"

Emmett says, "There were some Quilutes at the party. So Alice never saw." Emmett laughs as he gets out of the bed, "Thankfully she didn't see because Jasper wasn't so innocent as well at that party..."

I ask, "Well what did Edward do..." Emmett shakes his head, "He'll have to tell you. I'm not..."

I shake my head and get out as well and here we were standing here naked. Emmett says, "Well, we have to check out in an hour. So I guess….to save time...shower together?"

I nod, "Sounds like a reasonable idea..." as I walk to him and he picks me up bridal style and I giggle as he carries me into the bathroom.

We barely checked out in time but we did and now sitting in the airport. We had a few hours before our plane was to take off. We sat in a restaurant in the airport and Emmett was the computer trying to file for an annulment. After an hour or so, Emmett says, "There done." I say, "So are we officially divorced?"

Emmett says as he grabs a french fry, "Not yet. It takes up to 6 to 8 weeks but I had the paperwork to be sent to my PO BOX."

I nod, "Well. I guess it will be okay to be married to you for a few more weeks."

Emmett jokingly sighs, "Yeah, I guess so..."

I throw a fry at him and we laugh. I say, "To be honest. I've had a great time with you."

Emmett smiles, "So have I. I've enjoyed being a human...sleeping, the food, all the different senses….I think I've missed being alive." I say, "Maybe but you have to miss being a vampire, the endless energy, super speed, super strength...invincible."

Emmett shrugs, "I suppose I do miss it but I am going to enjoy this human thing until the spell finally wears off."

I look at my phone and look at Emmett worried, "Alice is calling." Emmett says "Just answer it and act normal."

I take a breath and answer, "Hello." I hear Alice on the other end, "Bella!" she sounded relieved. I say, "Yeah what's up?" Alice says, "Well I haven't been able to see you for the last day or so and got worried...I'm guessing the wolves are keeping a close range..."

I say, "Yeah. I guess so." Alice says, "How about Emmett he hasn't annoyed you too much." I reply, "No, he's been good...fine…."

Alice says, "I have to Bella. But I we will be back in a few days." I say, "Okay enjoy. Bye!"

I hang up the phone and say, "She can't see us. She doesn't even know..." Emmett says, "This spell must prevent her from seeing me….I am liking this spell more and more..."

Finally we were able to board the plane. We both slept on the plane ride almost the whole ride till we got back home. We made it our vehicle and Emmett threw our bags in his jeep. I say, "Nice to be home." Emmett nods, "Yep and I am starving." I reply, "You want to go back to my house and I can cook for you."

Emmett grins and says, "That sounds like an awesome idea."

We made it to my house and made a chicken with all the works. Emmett gobbled it up like he hadn't eaten in years. Which I guess though before a couple of days ago...he hadn't. He leans back after the last bite and smiles, "That was wonderful. Reminds me of my mother's cooking." He seem to gaze back to the past. I saw the sadness in his eyes.

I reply, "Must be hard." He nods, "Yeah. She actually developed dementia and so I would visit her even though it had been 40 years since I went missing. She didn't remember me going missing all she was stuck in the past…"

I ask, "So your family just thought you went missing." Emmett nods, "They never found a body. So they thought maybe I ran away or was kidnapped...or drowned...they were never sure. I wanted to go back and let them know I was okay but Carlisle forbid it. He said it would only put their lives in danger."

I sigh and say, "I always have been pressuring Edward and the rest of your family to change me but I haven't really thought of what it would do to my dad if I went missing. He would think of the worst. I'm just tired of putting others in constant danger and tired of having to be saved all time…."

Emmett says, "I would be lying if I said that it's something that he would get over. I don't think anyone can get over losing their child. Esme lost her baby almost a century ago and she still mourns over him."

I sigh and say, "I should clean up." I wanted to change the subject. Emmett helps me clean up and after we get the last dish wash. He grabs my hand pulls me up to him and kisses me he says between kisses, "I want to see your room."

I grab his hand and lead him upstairs. He walks in and says, "Wow. It's purple."

I say, "I didn't decorate."

Emmett walks around the room, "I like purple."

He then pulls me to him again and kisses me. Our kisses turn into full on make out. Which then turns into pulling each others clothes off and once again we had sex again. I knew I needed to quit and this was wrong but I couldn't resist him.

I was snuggle against his bare chest and say, "This is just lust, right? Once Rosalie and Edward get back then we can go back to normal." Emmett says as his finger comb through my hair, "Right. I'm sure it's just these human hormones. Once I turn back to a vampire….we will go back to platonic friends."

I then hear a voice from downstairs, "Hello? Bella?" I jump out of bed and Emmett says, "Is that Jacob Black?" I reply as I pull on some yoga pants, a sports bra, and sweat shirt on, "Yes and stay here."

I leave out of my room and go down stairs, "Hey, Jake."

Jacob says, "Why are you here? I thought one of those bloodsuckers were babysitting you."

I roll my eyes, "I don't need to be babysat..."

Jacob says, "You do when psycho vampires are after you."

I say, "Why are you here Jacob?" Jacob replies, "I left the fishing trip early and your dad told me to come by and check on you. I drove by just to check on the house because I didn't think you were here and saw that vehicle in your driveway."

I reply, "It's Emmett's. He let me borrow it because my truck broke down."

At that time I hear someone coming down stares and I think to myself dammit Emmett. Emmett in only his boxers comes down stairs and says, "Who let the dog in the house?"

Jacob's mouth was gaped open and I could feel my face turn red. Jacob looks at me, "What the fuck is going on?"

Emmett comes with a bag of potato chips. Jacob looks at him confused, "Since when do vampires eat potato chips." Emmett says with mouth full of chips, "Since never."

I say, "Some witches from school turned him into a human. The spell is temporary."

Jacob says, "Wait there are witches now?" Emmett nods, "Yep. I think I hate them more than the wolves."

Jacob says, "But why is this former bloodsucker in your house in his underwear." Emmett replies, "Well, I felt it would been not polite to leave out without the underwear on..."

I glare up at Emmett. He was not helping and I sigh, "It's a long story. Something happened between us after he turned human. I'm not giving you the details..."

Jacob just shakes his head, "How stupid are you? You know that blond vampire mate of his is about as psycho as that Red headed we are looking for…."

Emmett says, "She is not that psycho and don't call my wife stupid."

Jacob says, "I was talking about Bella."

Emmett says, "So was I..."

I punch Emmett in the arm and he says, "Ow." I sigh and look at Jacob, "Look we went to Vegas. Go drunk. Go married and we'll be divorced in a few weeks."

Jacob shakes his head, "I'm going. You are suicidal Bella."

He then leaves slamming the door behind him and I say annoyed at Emmett. "Why didn't you stay in my room. Now Jacob knows..."

Emmett says, "Because the look on his face was priceless. I couldn't miss that..."

I say, "Edward may see this moment in Jacob's mind. Then what?" Emmett says, "They aren't best buds. Not like they see each other a lot….."

I go upstairs and say, "We should get ready and go back to your place."

Emmett says following me, "Edward will not find out and if he sees something. We'll just say that he is probably just trying to mess with him. Jacob does that a lot to Edward...he'll make things up in his mind to get on Edward's nerves..."

I say, "I hope not..."

Emmett pulls my a strand of hair out of my face and says, "Trust me."