Satoru Broke Anime
I Own Nothing
He was sent back to the past.
Now he could just mess around and change the past as he willed it! Hooray for this and ridiculous development... if not for the fact that he should be glad that he was given a chance to turn back time again and set what was right. Since somebody did kill his mother and all.
"Killer Queen," said Satoru quietly, and he seemed to still had his stand, although his form looked younger than it should be. He would check out about its power later on, because it was time for breakfast. Mom seemed to have left early for work and he needed to be in school at this time of the day, and so he went.
At school, he was surprised, he really did went back in time.
But something else piqued his interest more. It was Yashiro-sensei himself, wearing the same suspicious shady tasteless and fashionably defective clothes that he kept wearing even until he went into his oldies. It was either that or it was a coincidence, but since the cast roster of the franchise alone was already limited, it was right time to test the waters.
"Okay everyone, this might sound crazy but I'm from the future!"
"Wait what?" said everyone.
"I came from the future where my mom was killed by a guy in shady clothing wearing all black like Yashiro-sensei in-front but without a hat and is old."
Satoru yelled loudly.
The teacher, Yashiro Gaku, was piqued while the whole class laughed. Now it was the right moment to try his theory. Taking a deep breath, he flexed his body and stroke a pose before his laughing classmates and chuckling teacher before screaming at the top of his prepubescent lung.
"KILLER QUEEN BITES THE DUST!"
And everything exploded until just before he was about to enter the classroom.
Based from that instance alone, it was deemed that Yashiro Gaku was his mom's killer. The reason being that he wore the same black shirt, the same black pants, and in the opening, he looked very suspicious as all hell! And nobody was stupid enough to not laugh first-hand at an admittedly retarded line to say first thing in the morning.
And with that, it was time to make his move.
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Wait, where was Kayo?
"If you're going to ask about Kayo, she's late again, Satoru," Kenya said from somewhere, knowing full well about what Satoru was thinking. "But why do you suddenly care about her, Satoru?"
"I don't know. Maybe it would make much more sense in the anime!"
And everybody laughed.
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"Hiromi."
"What?" Hiromi asked.
"You're going to be dead comes my birthday."
"What!?"
"Just kidding."
"No wait, wha—"
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