A/N: Listen up! I do not own Naruto! I only own my characters and the plot I have created! Also, I want you guys to keep in mind that these first few chapters were written awhile ago so they may not be up to par with my writing skills as of today. I'll edit them some time in the future. Have a nice day vermin.

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With a soft mew I tried to roll over into a more comfortable position only to find I couldn't move an inch! My eyes flew open and I surveyed my surroundings as best I could without moving my head.

I was in what appeared to be a medium sized bedroom. The walls and floor were made of smooth grey rock and not a single window was in sight.

A wooden door was directly in front of the bed I was placed on, most likely pushed up against a wall I don't have the pleasure of seeing. The only light was being cast from somewhere to my left. From the corner of my eye I could see the corner of a wooden dresser.

My pink tipped ears perked up, as much as paralyzed ears could, when I heard the faint sound of footsteps drawing near. Two sets of footsteps to be exact.

Crap, I do not want to meet S-ranked criminals when I can't move! They were getting closer and fast, I had to do something now! Haha I have a great idea!

Closing my eyes I focused on my nerves and found that a complicated seal had been placed to keep me from moving. Keeping my chakra hidden I concentrated on releasing the pesky thing.

With one last push of my unique chakra it came undone and I was free again. To bad they didn't know seal breaking was part of my skills.

Their footsteps were now dangerously close. With a sniff of my nose I identified one as the masked guy Kakuzu, the other was a mystery with a hint of metal. Weird.

Doing some quick paw signs I transformed myself into a plain stripped gray cat with only one tail tipped an even darker gray. My eyes the color of molten copper. Of course I made sure they couldn't tell I used chakra, I had to have a little fun, right?

With that I positioned myself how I was before and recreated the seal. No sooner had I finished then the door was pushed open revealing Kakuzu and a orange-y haired guy.

Kakuzu was as stoic as yesterday and stood towering over the other man. He was wearing a black tank top sort of thing that showed his muscular arms and stitches.

It looked really weird considering he still wore his strange mask that only showed his eyes. Fashion must not be his forte...

Kakuzu's metallic smelling partner had orange-y hair that was spiked up haphazardly, piercings adorned his almost handsome face. Well that explains the nasty metal smell.

I've never heard of anyone in the Akatsuki with his description before, how was that possible? My intel was always perfect!

Upon seeing my transformed feline self Kakuzu stopped in his tracks, eyes widening slightly before going back to normal. He seemed very confused, but hid it well.

"This is the one?" Questioned the mysterious vermin in a deep voice as he stood before me, his black cloak brushing against the bed.

"Yes, she didn't look like this earlier." Kakuzu stood next to him, his neon eyes narrowed at me dangerously. I snickered internally at his pathetic attempt to scare me.

Scanning me over the mysterious guy narrowed his eyes as well, only he was suspicious not angry. "Where did you find her?"

"She was scurrying around the black market check point near Konoha." He continued to stare at me unblinking.

"And she knows about you and Hidan." He said with a a raised eyebrow, it was more of a statement than a question.

Doing a few hand signs the mystery guy unleashed the sealing jutsu and I began my clever act. Once I was unleashed I fled to the big, fluffy, white pillow laying on the mattress and plopped down.

Curling myself into a ball I yawned and placed my head on my side, staring lazily at the two Akatsuki members. Their eyes were filled with hidden confusion and annoyance, obviously that was not what they expected me to do.

They both walked to the side of the bed closest to me. The mysterious guy's face quickly became emotionless however when he heard the faint sound of purring. That's right, I had began to purr as loudly as I could, never breaking my stare.

"How did you come by your information on the Akatsuki?" Kakuzu asked, his tentacle stitch things coming out of his back. Eww... Put those things away buddy!

I blinked at him and snuggled more into my warm fur. With lidded eyes I opened my mouth and said, "meow."

He froze for about five seconds before his hand shot forward and grabbed me by the scruff of my neck. What the hell!

I hissed loudly, making all the menacing noises a normal cat makes when they are being attacked. I had to keep my act together.

The grip on my neck tightened even more and I slowly became limp. Hey, when a cat, even a demon cat, gets held by the scruff it slowly calms it down. It's not like I did it willingly!

"Don't play dumb with me cat, answer the question." His voice rose a teeny tiny bit. I did nothing but hang in the air limply, the hold he had on me was slowly putting me to sleep.

The guy with the piercing took me from Kakuzu's harsh grip and held me at arms length, staring me directly in the eyes. Well, there goes my nap and my prank, he looks like he's about to kill me! I'm bored with this anyways.

"Ok, ok! I give! Put me down already you dirty creature!" I meowed in exasperation. This was not how I wanted my little prank to work. Jeez they have no sense of humor.

He held me even tighter and made his way towards the door. "So it does speak."

"Unfortunately." Came Kakuzu's deep voice from behind us as I was brought through a hallway and into what looked like a living room.

"Well excuse me tentacle freak! At least I have fashion sense!" I huffed and narrowed my eyes, staring daggers at Kakuzu over whoever the heck was carrying me. You'd think they would introduce themselves or something! No manners whatsoever!

"Kakuzu." The mysterious guy said emotionlessly. "Do something with it. I have work to do. I'll question it later."

"Did you just call me an it!" I was pissed! "How dare you call me an it you ugly metallic scrap of raw sewage!"

With that I was handed off to a grumpy neon eyed vermin and he walked away completely ignoring me. In a puff of white smoke I turned back into my normal pink and white self.

Kakuzu dangled me in front of him using his tentacle stitch things. Now that I had a better view of the room I thought I might as well check it out.

There was a large crimson couch with black clouds and a love seat to match. Why the hell does everything have to be colored schemed in black and red? And what's with the dumb clouds? I know Akatsuki means sunrise or something, but jeez.

Three people were spread out between the seats. One was definitely Uchiha Itachi, his blue skinned fishy partner Kisame shared the couch with him.

The last member was a man wearing a hideous swirly lollipop mask the color of a ripe pumpkin. He occupied the love seat and was wiggling in excitement, his one eye that showed staring directly at me. He must be new or something...

"Kakuzu?" I meowed sweetly in my nicest of tones as he approached the three freaks. "You aren't going to leave me with these strange people, right?" I'd rather deal with tentacles then with those three nincompoops staring at me in curiosity. The Uchiha was actually just kind of staring with no emotion on his face. It was awkward.

"Hello?" I meowed in annoyance when he ignored me and continued to get closer to them.

"Take care of her. Leader wants her for questioning later so don't kill her yet." Kakuzu said coming to an abrupt stop between the land fish and awkwardly emotionless Uchiha.

"This is not how you treat a demon such as myself you worthless humans!" I hissed angrily as I was tossed roughly onto the lap of the Uchiha who did absolutely nothing.

"I'll be in the safe counting our money." He mumbled before walking hurriedly out of the room and leaving me alone with the three weirdos. Great...

Wait just a damn minute. If I'm on his lap then I'm sitting right on his...?! With a startled mew I flew from the Uchiha's lap and onto the couch between him and fishy.

A small shudder went through me when I thought I might of actually touched a dirty vermin's junk... How unsanitary! Ick!

Who am I kidding, these guys are way to hot for my secretly perverted self. Damn annoyingly handsome vermin!

"Hi! My name is Tobi!" Screamed the walking lollipop as he jumped up and down right in front of the couch. "Tobi wants to pet you!"

Oh shit, if he puts one hand on me I'll cave to my pesky kitty desires. With that in mind I backed up as far as I could away from him.

"Please refrain from-" I was interrupted by a large hand stroking my soft fur. Unintentionally I began to purr loudly and sunk down into the couch. Damn it! This was my only weakness, excluding water of course.

"Tobi, you don't have to ask an animal if you can pet them." A masculine voice said confidently from my left. "You just do it, see?"

Glancing over I saw that it was Kisame, his hand scratching the space between my ears. If it didn't feel so good I'd scratch that smile right off of his face.

"Ok! I'll pet you to!" With that he reached out and swiftly went flying into a wall with a loud crash. Peering at him in annoyance I saw the silver haired cause of his short flight. Hidan.

Kisame paused his petting to laugh at the two morons as they tried to disentangle themselves from each other. Hidan cussing up a storm.

I took the oportunity the distraction provided to launch myself onto the Uchiha's lap again. Making sure I didn't touch his junk, I curled up into a ball. He didn't look like the sort to like petting soft little demons like me.

I was wrong...

Before I knew what was going on a gentle hand began to run across my back, smoothing out my white fur. Again, I began that wretched purring as my eyes grew heavy.

"Don't pet me..." I mumbled softly, my head resting gently on my side. It was getting hard to stay awake. What is with these criminals and petting me anyways? Aren't they supposed to be crazy murdering Neanderthals?

"Your soft, so I will." Itachi stated monotonously, still petting my fur gently. The nerve of some vermin!

"That's not fair Itachi." Kisame said laughing. "I wasn't done petting her yet."

"Hn." Was all he got as a response from the oh so talkative vermin. I couldn't help but feel completely confused as everyone sat down and turned their attention to the tv blaring in the corner.

Tobi and Hidan finally got themselves free awhile ago, but I didn't notice. Getting petted does that to a cat ya know.

Shouldn't I be questioned or imprisoned? I mean really? They just pet and cuddle me? What the hell is wrong with these people?! I'm a freaking bakeneko! Not some little pet!

Of course I didn't say anything out loud. How could I? My brain was shutting down and being taken over by my kitty instincts that screamed for me to just sleep and enjoy the attention.

Damn you kitty instincts! With that I fell asleep purring on an emotionless Uchiha's lap as everyone else watched tv. What weird criminals...