Warning! There will be a great amount of Hidan language throughout this story. If you don't like it then you're obviously not an Akatsuki fan and therefore should leave quickly and quietly before we all murder you. :)

/

~Recap~ (I felt like making one, skip if you want...)

Once upon a time there was a princess locked away in a castle guarded by a great fire breathing dragon!

Actually, she was guarded by nine weird ass dragons. These dragons were S-class criminals that were all a part of a group called the Akatsuki. This group basically had plans to take over the world and bring on a time of twisted peace.

Did I mention that the princess was actually a rosy pink cat with two tails and enchanting eyes. If you asked her she'd say she was a bakeneko, that's a demon cat apparently. Don't ask me.

Anyways, she purposely got herself catnapped. Go on, ask me why? I know you want to.

Well, since you asked I could tell you. Wait! Did you say please?

Fine, I'll tell you, no need to yell or anything. She was just very curious as to what S-classed criminals do during their free time. That and she was bored.

Honestly, what do they all do together?

So far she has:

1. Tried, and failed, to pull a prank.

2. Been ditched by Leader and Kakuzu.

3. Felt up Itachi.

4. Been petted.

5. Fallen asleep on Itachi's lap.

She hasn't found anything even remotely useful about the Akatsuki.

Do you want to just read the story? Yeah, well, I didn't want to talk to you anyways. This was just a recap by the way. You didn't have to read it, brat.

~Recap End~

Chapter 3: Congrats, You've Joined the Darkside.

I was lying on somebody's bed when I woke up from my little cat nap. Seeing no emanate danger I began stretching all of my cramped muscles. By the nice rain scent I was certain the room belonged to Hidan. Why he smelled like rain or why I was in his bed of all places was beyond me.

The last thing I remember was being petted until I fell asleep. Curse that damn Uchiha and his soft hands! You'd think they would be callused from fighting, but no, his hands were as soft as a babies bottom. Not that I go around touching babies, they were definitely vermin beneath my greatness.

I'll be ready next time. That damn vermin probably uses lotion or something. Freak.

The sheets and blanket were a boring gray and black theme that matched the stone walls. Though they were definitely soft enough to earn a rolling on. Which is exactly what I did while purring up a storm.

So comfy!

Getting that over with I was greatly pleased to see my white and pink fur scattered all over the dark sheets. Ha! Serves him right! Have fun cleaning that off loudmouth!

My ears perked up as I heard heavy footsteps out in the hall. The strangely nice smell of Hidan pervaded my cute little nose, stronger than the smell of the room. There was a fainter smell of something else in the room, but Hidan's scent was to distracting. Blasted vermin! Why does he smell so good?!

I rolled around in the sheets a few more times for good measure. Breathing in his scent like the closet pervert I am. With that taken care of I continued listening intently as Hidan came closer to his room.

Damn vermin was taking his sweet ass time.

Honestly, why in Kami's name did they have me in one of their rooms unsupervised and free to do as I please? How dare they underestimate me! Do they not understand that I am a powerful cat demon! Their idiocy continues to amaze me.

Finaly Hidan made it to the door. I was still fuming, ready to give him a verbal lashing, but he beat me to it. The second he opened the door and saw me his handsome face contorted into complete rage.

I took a moment to look him over. His cloak was open to reveal his shirtless chest and he wore a weird amulet attached to a chain around his neck. It was an upside-down triangle inside of a circle. How original... note the sarcasm.

"What the fuck did you do to my fucking bed!" He yelled as I quietly padded to the edge of the mattress and jumped off. "There is fucking pink and white fur fucking everywhere! You disgusting bitch!"

Unfortunately when I landed there was something slick and wet on the floor. Did he just call me a female dog?! My paws slipped out from under me and I went sliding across the ground until I smacked painfully into the stone wall.

"Ow!" I yowled in annoyance, looking down to find myself covered in a dark red substance. It covered my underbelly and legs, soaking into my nice white fur. This better not be what I think it is.

I jumped up quickly and tried to race to Hidan's sandal clad feet. Shivering slightly I used my claws as traction to get through the nasty puddle of crimson.

Random thought, why do ninja wear sandals? Strange indeed. I prefer paws.

Hidan paused his little rant to laugh his ass off the moment my ordeal began. And he was still laughing, an arm placed against the stone wall for support.

"Is this blood?!" I yelled in disbelief as the smell clung to my fur. How could I not have smelled the vile substance!? Dammit! I was to busy being a pervert! But he didn't know that, thank Kami. Or should I say thank Jashin while in his presence?

"Yeah," he bit out through his dying laughter. "What the fuck are you going to do about it you fluffy shit?"

I gave him the best unamused look I could muster. "If you absolutely must know you insignificant vermin." I paused for dramatic effect. "I'm going to bathe. Something I'm sure you've never heard of."

Smirking he ungraciously grabbed me from around the middle and brought me to his eye level. "Well aren't you just the cutest little shit."

His beautiful magenta eyes bored into my turquoise ones, almost like he was in a trance. He was completely oblivious about the blood now coating his large hands. They couldn't possibly know I can turn into a human soo...?

Then it hit me. Bestiality wasn't actually a thing, right? Right?!

I am pretty cute though.

"You'll have to wait before you do anything." He spoke loudly, pulling me to his bare chest and cradling me in one arm. "Leader wants to speak to you, fluffy shit."

"That is preposterous!" I growled in annoyance, not quite paying attention as he exited the room and began his way down the hall. I was to busy enjoying the warmth seeping into my fur from his body heat, and the satisfaction that blood was getting all over his arm and cloak. "And for your information my name isn't fluffy or shit. It's Nadeshiko!"

"Ok fluffy shit." He laughed, passing a few rooms before climbing some stairs at the end of the long hallway. "Whatever you fucking say."

I could feel the vibrations of his voice as it rumbled through his chest. Well, this isn't awkward at all...

I have to say, I'm not usually a perv, but when it comes to shirtless men with drool worthy muscles...

Loudly clearing my throat I tried my best to ignore my female instincts. Instead, focusing on the looming door before us that somehow looked menacing, despite its ordinary wooden structure.

"You choking on a fucking fur-ball?" Hidan questioned, his lips drawn up in a never ending smirk. With his free hand he knocked on the door three times in quick succession. "Don't fucking get it on me if it is."

Instead of answering his impudent question I gave him my unamused look, ears laid back slightly.

Through his infuriating chuckle I heard a deep voice call out, "Enter."

Recognition hit me just as Hidan pulled the door open with a rough tug of his hand. He's all brawn and no brain. Stupid human.

"You've got to be kidding me." I said blankly, staring into the weird ripple like eyes of the man who smelled of metal. The one who so blatantly pawned me off on nincompoops with cute fluffy animal fetishes.

He can't possibly be the leader-

"Hey Leader!" Hidan piped up with haughtiness, cutting my thought in half. "Why the fuck do I have to watch over this little fluffy shit? "

Without blinking Leader switched his emotionless gaze onto the loudmouth. "You are the only one not on a mission or doing something productive. Therefore, you watch the cat."

He opened his mouth to argue, no doubt about to waste more of my valuable time with idle chit chat. I wasn't having it, this disgusting blood was going to leave my fur stained and itchy if I didn't get it off soon.

"Shut it!" I interrupted quickly, glaring at the handsome idiot. If I'm being honest most of the men here are handsome. "We are here on important business not pertaining to you, but to me."

That only caused him to rage about like a wild baboon, cussing up a storm. Tired of his shenanigans, Leader sent him to wait out in the hall like the child he was.

"Fine!" He growled, placing me onto the red wood desk in front of Leader before stomping towards the door. "Fuck you bitches!"

With the slamming of the door he was gone, his annoyingly nice sent lingering in the room. I sat on my haunches and stared into the unblinking eyes of the leader of one of the most notorious criminal groups in the world.

And yawned, dramatically.

"You are aware that I am a feline and therefore will never lose a stare off, right?" I stated calmly after a good five minutes of him doing nothing but staring. If it was to intimidate me it was failing miserably.

Just like his plans for peace.

"I am aware." He stated blankly, still staring. "Now tell me, how have you gained information on us?"

I snorted loudly, "do you vermin not know what classified means?" I couldn't help myself from pulling his chain.

In a flash I was somehow grabbed around the neck. Spluttering I hissed incredulously and quickly did the necessary paw signs, poofing out of his grip.

"That was not entertaining in the least." I coughed from my place near the door. "Impatient, little human?"

The narrowing of his eyes were the only hint that I was pissing him off. That and being choked.

"Answer the question or die." Well someone's playing a little to much into the whole "I-will-conquer-the-world-bow-before-my-godliness" thing.

"What great options." I said sarcastically, jumping back onto his desk and stretching. With a loud yawn I laid down, much to his hidden dismay. "I am a master at intel and assassination. There is no one place where I have gathered info on your group. I know many things."

Revealing this much was safe. It's not uncommon for shinobi to do such things and didn't say anything unbelievable. He couldn't possibly know that I worked for Konoha either, seeing as I wasn't wearing a headband and that only four people actually know of my existence.

"How." Was his bland response. It didn't even sound like a question. What is with everyone being so emotionless? It did not make you cool.

I rolled my eyes and sighed. "To put it simply; I sneak around and listen to conversations, go incognito, and of course interrogate key players assigned to me." The fact that I had to explain it to him said a lot about his minuscule brain. It wasn't to hard to figure out.

"I see." He finally said after another round of awkward staring, the awkwardness being on his part. Not mine.

"Why is it that you are so important that you would be given these tasks. You are just a cat." Disdain laced his words, pissing me off in more ways than one. How dare this little freak question my usefulness and loyalty!

"First of all, Leader." I snapped in anger, narrowing my eyes into deadly slits and bearing my sharp teeth. "I am a bakeneko! A spiritual creature created from the souls of the dead with inhuman powers. I've been alive long before you were a even a twinkle in your mother's god forsaken eye and I have way more experience than you!"

Now his eyes were narrowed. Good.

Before he could say anything I continued, my voice hard. "Just because I look cute does not mean I am incapable of destroying whatever I please. But, unlike certain creatures, I have enough sense not to fully involve myself in human affairs and go overboard."

With a sniff I plopped back down and took a deep breath to calm myself. That was a great act that hopefully passes as believable. The faster we are done here the better. Blood was really a pain to get out of one's fur.

"Interesting." There was a pause of silence as he continued to stare at me with his strange eyes. I'm sure I've heard of them somewhere before. "You will join the Akatsuki. I do not care where you came from. Your powers may prove useful."

"Really?" I said with the twitch of my eye. That's all he says after my giant revelation. No questions or concerns, no death threats, just "hey, congrats. You are eligible to join the Darkside."

Infiltrating their base can not be this easy. I am greatly suspicious.

With a slight nod he motioned me closer, grabbing something from within a pouch hidden in his cloak. Opening his hand he revealed a ring with the Kanji 'gen' or in other words 'mysterious.'

Not suspicious in the least. Now where does he expect me to wear the damn thing? On one of my tails, maybe? Heck why not make it into a nose ring? I bet that's what he is planning!

Nope, not happening!

Instead of yelling that out I just looked at it skeptically and frowned. "From what I've heard there are only ten rings for each of the ten fingers in your group. What is this?"

Without answering he pushed it forward until it barely touched my front paws. Upon contact it instantly opened up and latched onto my right paw, drawing blood. No wait, that's just the nasty blood still clinging to my fur.

I jumped six feet in the air with a loud yowl of distress. Trying in vain to tear it off. The band was now glowing black and quickly making itself into a bracelet that clung to my fluffy wrist. The fur underneath it quickly fell out and burst into flames that left ash on his desk.

My fur!

Trembling a little from the shock of the blasted thing I glared up at the so called Leader. "What the fuck was that you insufferable human?!"

"It's a ring that bonds you to the Akatsuki." The tiniest bit of smug humor laced his words. "It was specially made for unwilling members. There is only one of its kind and may not be taken off unless the wearer is dead."

With that he flicked his wrist and I flew out of the room, the door somehow opening then slamming shut. Luckily Hidan was there to catch me before I hurled into the wall.

I blinked once, then twice as I was carried down the stairs back the way we came. Hidan mumbling about Jashin and baths.

Oh crab. What did I get myself into?!