My mind wandered as I laid curled up on the sofa in what Hidan had dubbed the "dying room". It was the same place I had met Kisame and that vile Uchiha who wouldn't stop petting me about a week ago.

"Damn cretin." I grumbled with a hiss.

I was back in my cat form, I would say original form, but that'd be a lie. Nobody lived after they saw my original form...

I giggled evilly.

"Will you quit being a little creep?" Kisame asked with a raised brow. He sat a few inches away from me. "You're scaring Lil Bit."

I looked at him in confusion before he pointed at a small glass bowl sitting in his lap. Small blue pebbles sat at the bottom, a skull nestled right on top. A tiny yellow fish stared at me with giant unblinking eyes from behind it.

"You've had a pet fish? Since when?" My eyes stayed locked on the small thing as it swam a little closer, gaining some courage. "How... Interesting..."

He glared at me for a second. "Yes and since last week, problem with that Kit-Kat?" His eyes turned loving as he gazed down at the fish. "Lil Bit, say hi to Hidan's kitty!"

I was interrupted from yelling at the insolent fool for calling me someone's pet when the fish smiled, showing a mouth full of razor sharp teeth. It almost looked like it was drooling for a second. Did the tiny creature think it could eat me or something?

I cringed and jumped from the couch, padding out into the hallway and away from damn shark boy and his "cute" little snack. As much as I loved fish, that one looked below my standards. Way below my standards.

I was lost in the memories of when I actually was a pet, just an ordinary house cat. It seemed like just yesterday and yet so very long ago. Way before this generation or even the one before that. Long before the ten tailed beast, when yokai still roamed the land.

"Where are you going?" He yelled after me, knocking my memories from my mind.

I didn't grace him with my voice.

"Cat thinks she's so high and mighty." He rolled his eyes before gushing at his pet. "You're way more adorable Lil Bit!"

It blew bubble hearts in response.

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I needed to get outside now, or I was going to claw someone's face off to sharpen my claws. As funny as that would be the thought of dirtying my beautiful paws had me running from temptation.

So with that in mind I trudged my way towards the nearest exit, having mapped out the lair a few days ago. They still underestimated me and didn't think an itty bitty kitty could possible get up to no good.

It was really my life's goal to prove vermin wrong and ruin their pathetic lives. Then again just getting the chance to glimpse me in one's life was something that did the opposite. Hmm.. I should stop gracing people with my presence.

Up the stairs and to the left of the leader's office I sat staring at a stone wall. Now to open it or to phase through it was the question.

I hummed in thought, scrunching up my pink nose. "Phase it is."

And that's how I found myself on the outskirts of the horrible country of wind, grumpily making my way towards Suna. My paws sank into the hot sand with every step as wind whipped some towards my face. The ring turned bracelet kept getting sand underneath it and rubbing my wrist raw. Stupid leader and his insufferable jewelry! It even changes shape and dynamics to fit onto my finger when i switched forms. The damn thing was seriously well thought out.

"I really do hate sand." I mumbled as some tickled my ears. The walls of Suna loomed tall above me and I had to squint against the sun to see the top. "And vermin." I added when the gate keepers noticed me and quickly got into defensive stances.

Little boys barely worth a glance. This is who guarded the entrance to their village? I couldn't help but sigh. They reminded me of Konoha and the two fools that guarded that gate. Lovable idiots haha.

"What is that?" One of the two asked, his brown eyes trained on my every move as I made my way slowly over to them.

"A dragon obviously." I mumbled smartly.

"Cat." The other responded, his yellow eyes searching the landscape for anything else out of the ordinary.

It was quite ridiculous how I kept sinking into the sand so much that only my face, back, and tails peeked over the top. A few feet away from them and even my head went under the invading sand! Surprised I frantically started flailing about in hopes that I'd find the surface. I didn't think swimming was required in the damn desert! A minute later I was spluttering and being coddled by the two grown men.

"Aww it's okay little kitty!" The brown eyed one cooed as he dusted me off. "That nasty sand won't get you today, don't worry!"

I scoffed and then began coughing hoarsely, right into the yellow eyed guy's face. He was the lucky one getting the pleasure of holding my wonderful self. He did not look amused.

Coughing fit over with I began shaking out my fur, which now looked brownish with sand. Puffs of it floated into the air before settling onto the two ninja who in turn began sneezing.

"Ahem." I cleared my throat loudly. "Now that this little fiasco is over with would you two vile creatures escort me to Lord Gaara."

"Um." The guy not holding me began, "No offense, but you need papers to get in and well... You don't have any so..."

I wiggled out of the other ninja's hands, smacking my tails in his face as I went, and hopped onto the sand once more. "Yeah yeah, here." With a poof papers fell on the brown eyed guys head. "Now let me in you stupid miscreants! I'm getting hot and I will not start panting like dog!"

He took his sweet time looking at the papers before giving in and letting the yellow eyed guy take me through the village and to Gaara's office. Who, by the way, had no idea who I was. I wonder if I'll get him to show some emotion.

The guard knocked on his door and a quiet comein was all I heard before the guard opened the door and used his foot to push me through. The nerve!

"Hey! Don't you dare do that again vermin!" I growled over my shoulder as I padded towards the desk in the back of the room. "I will skin you and feed you to someone's stupid fish if I have to!"

He looked like he didn't believe be and shut the door quickly. Grr...

"May I help you?" Came Gaara's voice and I looked up only to see his emotionless face staring at me.

Well so much for getting some emotion. You'd think seeing a talking cat with two tails would make people do a double take or maybe lift an eyebrow.. Wait, he didn't have any eyebrows. Haha loser.

"I'm Nadeshiko." I jumped onto his desk and sat down. "Wanna know some secrets? They'll knock your socks off!"

He looked at me for a second and then blinked. "I'm not wearing any socks. I'm using bandages for my feet."

Wow, way to miss the point there. Okay, maybe he was just trying to be funny. Sounded like something he'd do. "Um, okay then. You want secrets or not?"

He nodded and I grinned devilishly before coming closer and whispering into his ear. "I'm part of the Akatsuki."

His body jerked back so fast I thought he was going to break his spine. Immediately sand started circling me from his gourd. He was to slow for me though and I dodged out of the way, leaving a small note on top of his desk.

"Read that buttercup!" With that I phased through the floor and high tailed it out of there laughing my butt off. The village was on high alert after a few seconds, but I just transformed into an orange kitty and left right through the gates. Time to get back to base and set my plan into motion.

Mwuhahahaha!

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A/N: Sorry for the late chapter guys! This one is more of a filler and set up for the next few chapters! Hope you got some laughs anyways! :)