Chapter 2
Sanji P.O.V:
Hello?
I let out a squeak at the low and manly voice that suddenly appeared in my head.
"What?!" I thought out loud.
"Sanji-kun? Are you ok?" Vivi-chwan kindly asked me.
"Yes of course, my dear, I'm just..."
You know I can hear you right?
"Uh...No? What's even going on?"
"Sanji, you're talking to your soulmate." Nami-san explained. "And you're talking out loud too."
Huh? What?
That's the third time you said "what", idiot.
"Shut up!" I said without thinking.
"I'm going to assume you didn't say that to me." Nami-san said while taking a sip out of her coffee.
"It's very hard concentrating on two things at the same time in the beginning." Vivi-chan said after taking a bite of her cookie. "Your brain automatically thinks it's like talking, so thats what you do. Try thinking like you normally do."
"I'm utterly cofused, but I'll try."
Pfft
"Oh, and he- I assume by your expression, can hear when you talk. You think what you are going to say before you acually say it." Nami-san filled in.
"Oh Godammit."
What, did you just realise I'm a dude, duckbrain?
No, just hearing that I'll have to stand your stupid comments whenever I have a conversation, bastard.
You know you love it.
"No I don't! Shut up." I can feel my cheeks heating up.
"Sanji you are turning red, what did he say?" Nami said, smirking.
Nami, my dear not right now please!
So that's her name.
"N-Nothing, Nami-swan!" I quickly answered.
Ha, that's bullshit.
Shut it!
Aaand that's the third time you said "shut up".
"Bastard I said 'it' not 'up'!"
Sure you did.
Do you have selective hearing or something, fucktard?
Do you have a dirty mouth or something, duckbrain?
"Oh my god you're annoying!" I laid my head on the table.
The feeling's mutual.
I didn't get to come up with a good comback before Vivi-chan disrupded my thoughts.
"Sanji-kun? I think it's time to leave the café and leave you to talk to your...soulmate." She looked at me with meaning eyes.
"Yeah, you were thinking some things out loud, so you need to train on that." Nami-san said, finishing her cookie.
"But what about getting to know you more, Vivi-chwan?" That's why we came here after all.
"Oh don't worry about us, Sanji-kun, we'll do fine by ourselves." She genly smiled at me.
"But-"
"No buts. Besides, I want to know everything about this guy of yours." Nami-san interrupded me. "Do you even know his name? Or did you only yell at him?" She looked dissapoinded now.
...What is his name? Maybe it was kind of rude to yell at him?
Yeah, it wasn't really a smooth move.
No it was totally the right thing to do.
Hey!
So you can hear me, are you not able to stop thinking about me?
Shut up! It wasn't like you could either!
I just did, idiot!
...
...what?
...the name is Zoro. You were wondering so...
...yeah, thanks. I'm Sanji.
Sanji? What the fuck kind of name is that?
Hey-
I can work with that. That is acually a pretty beautiful name.
...
...
...uh...
...you heard that didn't you?
...thank you...?
Shit.
Ok, now I'm definitely red as a tomato.
I guess that's a thing that we need to keep in mind?
That we can hear EVERYTHING now, and not only thinking TO eachother?
Yeah...sorry I got to go.
...You do realise this isn't like leaving a normal conversation right?
...shit
Allright this got really awkward really quickly.
Heard that.
Just...Bye!
"His name is Zoro, aparently." I tried to distract myself by talking to the lovely pair in front of me.
"...You had a fight with him again, didn't you?" Nami-san asked me while sighing. "Anyways, Zoro was his name right?"
A/N: Well that was a lotta fun writing! Chapter 2, Yaaay! ^^
Did it shock you that they would fight the first thing they did? Probably not, but still. The Zosan has started...
That was such an amazing cliffhanger in the last chapter right?
yeah, no
Oda still owns One Piece, not Moi.
Still, if you didn't get how this au works, just ask and I'll answer what I can without spoiling.
Thanks for reading, really.