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Truth grinned like a maniac in an asylum.
Well, that's what it looked like to me. He could be constipated for all I know.
I mentally giggle, as the image of a constipated Truth came into view.
Why so serious?…
"Hello again silly little human. I just met two others not a little while ago… Do you.. Happen to know them?…" Truth asked, playfully putting his 'invisible' hand to his 'invisible' chin.
I flinched, yet again, and looked up. Blinking owlishly.
"Wh-What..?.. W-W-" I started, but Truth interrupted me.
"Ah, who you ask? Hehehe… Why, one was a feisty little thing. She nearly had me by the throat, while the other just kept verbally questioning me with an ability I hadn't seen in eons…before… Well, That doesn't matter now, what matters is your Payment…" Truth grinned wickedly yet again. I was surprised his face didn't rip in half. Oh! Jeff the killer alert, Jeff the Killer alert!..-
"What are you, Ursula? Cause' I'm pretty sure I'm not a horny mermaid chick named Ariel, trying to find her one true love with two ripped tanned manly legs instead of fins… Now that I mention it, can fins even GET ripped?. Like, all muscular, and tough, Burr Burr…." I start to babble, because the bile slowly rising in my throat kept still as I talked.
Truth just floated there. Well, his grin wasn't floating so that's a good thing. Goes I'd be on crack If I saw his mouth Peanut-Butter-Jelly-Time its way off his face.
"You are a strange human. I will be slightly impressed if he doesn't mutilate you in the course of the next few days…" Truth said, grin still unfaltering.
I stopped my babbling as I felt my tummy calm down, and looked at Truth. I would've thought him, but then again, he is ME and last time I checked, which was um, yesterday, I think? Yeah, yesterday. I am indeed a girl. I do have the boobs for it, but you never know…
"Uhm, excuse me?… Him..? Don't tell me I'm partnering up with Roy, or Edward.
Look, I love Ed to death, but honestly the pipsqueak gets into way too much trouble. I'd love to keep both my arms and legs on my torso at all times, thank you.." I said, looking at my nails, stilling tripping over. Trying to make myself believe this was a dream.. Must've eaten chiz ton of turkey last night, and drank it down with a gallon of milk before hitting the hay.
That's the only reasonable explanation for what's occurring right this second.
Kudos to Good Mythical Morning… Wait, I hate turkey, and milk isn't really my forte. So, I'm super boned. Wait, not, I'm super ultra MEGA boned.
Truth sighed, exasperated. "Are you done yet? As much as your silly little thoughts are interesting to listen to, we must get on with the point as to why you are here, and what your Payment is…" Truth said, floating closer.
"… I see you enjoy the word 'Little" a lot. Tell me, is this because of the Tin Can, or the Pipsqueak? My cash is for the pipsqueak. Sadly I suck at gambling, and I'm broke…." I blink, looking thoughtful
Discussing things like this, is what kept me sane at this point.
Truth then smiled, and it made my spine shiver uncomfortably. "Oh, he WILL take nicely to you… Good match, good match.." He mumbles, smiling at me.
I lean as far away as possible, as fast as I can,. "Pop goes the Weasel…." I sing, looking freaked out.
Truth sighed AGAIN, and just looked towards the doors again.
"The price for entering this Domain, and for the path you will take in the World, is something you will gain in the future… " Truth smiled again, and the gates creaked open, emitting dark shadows, and small thin black tendrils with hands and sharp fingers, groping for something to rip apart, or hold still. Found their way towards me, and for the first time in forever, (A:N/Had to.. Had to…) I noticed the little green blob that was hurled earlier out the gates doors, getting picked up and coiled around with the tendrils. Wait a second… That.. That thing! No way! It cant be?… En- The tendrils had made their way towards me at the point, and they tightly wrapped around my wrists and ankles. Of course I screamed, I screamed like my life depended on it. And I guess when your being pulled in a large gate with millions of eyes all trained on you, you think it IS the end.
So, in short, I screamed still my throat ached something fierce.
Images, thousands of images filled my skull to the brim. Information I could never obtain, or understand to its full extent was forced into my gaping brain, as if I was gulping down the world itself. Some of the stuff I already knew, but most of it was entirely unfamiliar. My head felt like it was about to explode, and I guess it was.
Truth said something that I barley caught through all of my screeching.
"Make sure to say hi to your friends Gwen and Lillie for me while your there!.."
Truth be told, Truth still hadn't told me what my 'Journey' in MY messed up life of Fullmetal Alchemist was.
Or where'd I'd end up. I guess it would've made me freak out even more, half joy, half flipped.
Cause' trust me. It was a change I was not ready for. Not ready at all.
A:N/ Okay, I love this story already…. And I know you guys do too. I hope you loved this chapter just as much as I did. I LOVE UPDATING! And, guess what? IM WRITING A LITTLE BONUS! Lookie lookie!-
I felt like I was flying. Flying, and then I was falling. FALLING LIKE, REALLY FRICKIN' FAST.
But I didn't go Ker-SPLAT like I would've guessed. Oh no, I jumped up, panting like a dog, hair in my face and heart racing a million miles a minute. I was laying in a unfamiliar bed, and I looked around nervously. Gulping down the lump in my throat, I was about to get up, when two low growling noises made their way to my surprised ear-holes.
"WHA-WHA-WHAT?!.-" I yelled, quickly snatching the thing pillow I supposed my head was laying on, and put it in front of me. "U-U-Uhm… H-Hello..? Any m-monsters out t-there?…"
No reply. "…..Well fine then! I don't want to talk to you either!" I whisper yelled. Those I could dimly make out four glowing circles. Which I guessed were retinas of Chimeras. How in the world did I..? Oh.. Yeah… Fullmetal Alchemist… Totally forgot…
I looked around the 'room' I was staying in, and blinked. Daaannng. This place is filthy! And I thought MY room was dirty. This place is stripped bare of anything but a small table and bed. Wonder where the light was coming from… Meh. Find out later. What interested me more, was the vents high above me, attached to the ceiling.
Okay. Can't jump. Like, maybe 2 inches off the ground, but not 20 feet. As I contemplated using my Origami skills to create a ladder, the rather large, steel bolted to the wall and locked with a heavy bar, door clicked loudly. And it creaked with a metallic sound, as it opened, to reveal….-
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