I kissed Sonic the Hedgehog. I. Kissed. Him.

I don't know why I did it. Maybe it was to make Sonic happy. The problem with the whole situation was that I never care about other peoples feelings. I don't feel anything. So why did I feel sympathy for Sonic, my rival..?

I kissed him. Hard. I smashed my face against his. I didn't know how to kiss, how to be that romantic. All I knew was that you press your lips against the other's. I guess it worked.

Sonic had stopped crying. He was looking at me, eyes wide, but not protesting. His eyes started to flutter closed right when I pulled away. I set him down on the ground and started to walk away when I heard a faint voice call back to me.

"Why did you do that?" Sonic's voice was still muffled from the tears earlier.

"I don't know. To make you shut up," I replied, still walking away. "Amy probably heard you crying your ass off."

Sonic smirked in an unusual way. It was at first his usual cocky smirk he always did, wagging his finger around, telling everyone how cool he was. But a tinge of bliss was streaking the sides of his smile.

"I didn't think you would kiss me."

"I didn't think so either," I stopped my steps for a second so I could add a little extra on the end of my cheesy sentence. "Dumbass."

Sonic laughed. He got up, winked at me, and went back inside Amy's. I heard a few girlish screams from inside. I decide to investigate further. Not the smartest choice I've ever made.

"OH MY GOD, HE KISSED YOU? OH-EM-GEE, I'M LIKE, SO HYPED FOR YOU GUYS!" Amy's obvious chirps.

"I called it. He said he wasn't gay earlier and I didn't believe him. I was right, sucker~" God damnit.

"He's gonna be a sucker soon~" Wait. What does that mean-

"BLAZE!" That's Sonic.

"What? It's true. I mean, cmon. He kissed you hard. Right? So he'll you know what, too." Two girly screams sound in agreement.

"BLAZE, ugh, for god's sake, just be like Amy and make it...what's the word? Fluffy. Yeah, keep it nice and fluffy and cute. Please."

"Well, I'm gonna be here when the drinking happens. That's when stuff gets hot and heavy."

"ROUGE! UGH!" Sonic screams.

I decide not to listen to anymore, backing away from the door and sprinting backward toward the inner city.

Except I trip on the last step of the paveway by Amy's house. I'm supposed to have "advanced recognition" to be able to have extreme reflexes, but a fucking door step beats me faster than Sonic whooping my ass at the Space Colony ARK.

I hear the door creak open as all the girls stare at me sprawled on the ground. They giggle and pull Sonic out in front of them.

"Looky, Shadow seems to be in a bot of a mess. Care to help him out~?" Rouge snickers. I try to get up but Sonic is already grabbing my hands and pulling me up. Even though I could have gotten up perfectly fine.

"Alrighty Shadow, it's decided. You're staying with us. All night."

(A/N Welp, sorry for the delay, but here! I did it! Now I'm going to go write some Heavy Rain fanfics- UM I MEAN I'M GOING TO CONTINUE THIS STORY, haha*cough*)