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Authors Note: No hate please but I wanted to see if I could write my own season 7. I can't guarantee that I'll get to episode 24 but I will try my best to.

My Modern Family Season 7

Episode Two: The Open Ended Secret

Cam's POV

"It's Friday night…Party time" I said to my husband Mitchell, I couldn't wait I finally had my braces off!

Every other Friday night me, Mitch and Haley go out to a bar, have a few drinks and gossip about boys, as teenage girls and their gay uncles do.

Me and Mitch met at the Bar where Haley was already inside. By the time we got to her she was on her third shot.

"Jeez you guys took forever!" she said smiling and ordering a milder drink, we hugged and had a few drinks, we started talking about pepper's new dog, a fluffy little shih tzu, and how already she had a perm. We chatted about some more of our friends and finally we got to Haley, she explained how weird…'food' Jackson was out of the picture…which me and Mitch were relieved about and she started describing this new crush she had…the guy sounded a lot like Jay and Gloria's 'Andy' Oh my gosh! It was Andy!

"He has a girlfriend…you really going to go after him Haley?" I asked

"I'm in love with him" she said me and Mitch gasped! The only other guys eh ever admitted to being in love with was Dylan and that took a LOT of persuasion to get it out of her…she must be really into Andy.

"He's a sweet boy Haley but you don't wanna hurt him…And Beth is so nice and…" Haley cut me off

"No she's not, she set my hair on fire and stalked me and broke into my house" Haley said downing a shot I didn't even see her buy.

"Slow down Haley…Start again tell us about Beth" Mitch said she took a deep breath and went over about a million things, Mitch and I gasped and 'Awwed' at her story, when she finished she went to the bathroom,

"You believe her?" I asked

"I don't know I mean she sounds sincere but she's always had a side that needs attention…I'm just saying that Beth is a really nice girl and I can't see her doing something like that" He said.

"I agree…Beth isn't that kind of girl" I said. We muttered for a short while, before realising that Haley hadn't come back…Well or so we thought, we turned and she was sat right behind us, listening to us slag her off, she walked out once we saw her.

Jay's POV

I walked inside the house quietly, silently dropping my keys on the hook, I walked round the corner and straight into Gloria who looked pissed, arms crossed with a scowl.

"Where have you been?" she asks

"The club" I reply, perfectly planned

Manny and Joe's birthday is coming up and I have no idea what to get them…Well Manny was easy I got him a few recipe books even one where he can write his own recipes and an apron…I'm hoping he cooks more food cos that kid has talent!

Joe however I'm completely stuck on…I mean what can you get a 3 year old? Toys? I don't want that crap in my house, cuddly bears, he has tons clothes, he has enough clothes to cover the entire population of Colombia…and I mean sewing his clothes together to make bigger clothes...like a clothe collage, then it hit me, What does Joe like? Andy. What does Andy like? Some crappy kids show? What does Joe like? The same crappy show! So I got tickets for Andy, Beth, Phil and Claire, Joe and me…Yes me to go and be in the live audience of this show. I also got Gloria and Manny a day together. Hoping I can please everyone, except myself…But who knows, maybe Gloria will reward me for some quality father son time, and I'm only inviting Phil because he's so much like Andy and they get on well…And he can bring Claire and I can talk to her about work.

"How stupid do you think I am Jay" she yelled

"Gloria I've been at the club all afternoon" I replied I wasn't lying, I was, My friend Bertie is hooking me up with tickets. I met him at the club today.

She stares at me for a few seconds then walks off like it's nothing, muttering something about rabbit for dinner.

Luke's POV

Haley's been acting weird. Mom and Alex are in Europe and since they left Haley's been really clingy to me and dad…she won't go anywhere by herself…She's even cautious to go to her room, which was really weird for Haley!

Grandpa invited dad Haley and me to a surprise party for Joe, Haley was very reluctant to go, faking being sick…but dad made her go.

When we got there, everyone was already there, to be honest it was quite awkward walking in having everyone starring at us, we quietly sat down with the rest of the family…I say we, me and Haley were quiet, Dad slammed the door, dropped his keys, tripped while trying to catch them and head butted a table sending a vase smashing to the floor. He got up and sneezed tripping on the rug and landed on Grandpas lap…Everyone laughed at this except Grandpa who looked pissed off.

We started to give gifts, we got Joe a jigsaw and sticker book and we got Manny tickets to a poetry festival.

Andy and Beth got Joe a HUGE toy box…Obviously stuffed with toys, clothes and more toys and books. They got Manny the 'Legal Ladies' movie 1,2 and 3 on DVD as well as the box set. They also gave him the box set of Downton Abbey…That is NOT a normal teenager I swear!

Grandpa and Gloria gave Manny a load of cooking based items, and they got Joe, Andy, Beth, dad and they said mom but as she wasn't here Beth suggested that Haley came instead because she was good with kids…What was I saying? Oh yeah they got tickets to be in the live audience of Andy and Joes TV show. I have to admit…I think Grandpa hit the jackpot this year.

Beth's POV

I was so relieved when Haley said she would come, she's such a nice girl…Too nice, too friendly, too lovable…I need to take that bitch down before she takes what's mine! Andy. I'm not an idiot I know she wants him…I know he wants her too…I just gotta keep him wanting me until he gets over that skank!

She agreed to come with us to see the Wiggles. I'm 90% sure she agreed because Andy's going, but I don't mind it's the perfect opportunity to embarrass her, to taker her down! But it will take precise planning, embarrass her, make her seem unattractive. Setting her hair on fire didn't work it only made him concerned, she got away from me in the woods…Don't judge, I was only gonna push her down a small drop, break a few bones so she seems too needy and he gets fed up…All I have to do is get her kicked out from the show…Andy will be so embarrassed to talk to her he may just leave her alone!

Manny's POV

I was so happy, I got so much cooking stuff, and a day alone with mom…I decided that in honour of all the new cooking things I've been given I will spend that day, cooking everything for mom.

Phil's POV

Jay got me tickets to the Wiggles, I'm starting to think that he likes me, as lately he doesn't ignore me he actually has a conversation with me, when I fell on him earlier there was no hitting me and he got me tickets, granted it may be insulting saying that I like that sort of thing, but I don't care because he thought of me and bought me the ticket.

Luke, Haley and I left around 10pm, we hugged them all goodbye even Jay hugged me, but he whispered in my ear "You owe me $200" I sighed knowing that nothing had changed.

I watched Beth and Haley's 'Hug' the air quotes because Beth seemed a little rough…as Haley couldn't breathe. We finally left and got home. Haley walked straight to her room without a word…me and Luke went to play basketball on the trampoline.

Haley's POV

That bitch was up to something! I just wish I knew what. I decided to flirt with Andy, I don't wanna lose him to her. He's not mine but I just don't want her to have him.

I curled up in bed, thinking about what she could've planned…and why…To be honest I was stumped on this one.

Alex's POV

Italy was great, we did all the tours and museums, and Rome, me and mom were having a blast as now we were relaxing on the beautiful coast. We got back to the hotel late that evening, when I checked my phone there was 3 missed face times from Haley…While mom was in the shower I decided to call her back.

What will Haley and Alex talk about? What is Beth planning? Will she succeed? Review and tell me your thoughts

Thanks for reading guys :)