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Authors Note: No hate please but I wanted to see if I could write my own season 7. I can't guarantee that I'll get to episode 24 but I will try my best to.

My Modern Family Season 7

Episode Three: A Twisted Tale of Events

Haley's POV

My phone rang, it was mid-afternoon when I had a Face Time from Alex, I answered quickly, after locking myself in my room.

"Hey" I said

"Hi she replied

We then had an awkward silence waiting for someone to speak, a silence that only took 10 seconds but felt painfully longer.

"SO…you tried to get hold of me three times, who died dad or Luke?" She asked…This kinda eased the tension as we both laughed

"No" I replied "Surprisingly neither, I have a problem" I reply

"Let me guess, you love Andy, Beth found out and is now trying to push you away from him" She said I was taken aback at first but then I nodded

"Exactly that, how did you know?" I asked

"I'm not an idiot Haley, all I had to do was look at your hand to see you've drawn a heart, I know you're in love with Andy and you're never the best at keeping thing secret so I thought that you must've made it obvious and Beth's found out, either from you or from Andy talking about you-"She says but I cut her off

"OKAY!" I yell, "So what do I do about Beth? She Crazy!" I reply

"Well…What's she done?" Alex asks I answer with a long speech about what she's done, which resulted in my being out of breath.

"Wow! Ok you have two choices" Alex replied after taking it all in

"Okay" I said cautiously

"One: You leave Andy and Beth alone, don't text him, let him become a guy you know but nothing more, or two: Just go and hook up with Andy and hope that he can straighten Beth out" Alex said

"That's not helpful, is there a third option?" I asked

"I'm really tired, goodnight Haley" she said

"NO! Alex don't leave" I yelled to my phone but it was too late, the screen went black and she was gone.

I sighed and walked upstairs, and walked straight into Nana Dede

"Haley, Darling" she said in her over exaggerating voice.

"Hi Nana, not to be rude but what are you doing here?" I asked

"Gloria invited me to hers tonight to meet the baby, and I'm here to invite you, your dad and Luke, and Mitch, Cam and Lily too,

"Ohh that's nice" I replied "You know that 'baby' I three now" I said

"Wow, the time has really flown, I can't wait to squeeze his chubby baby legs" she said walking towards the kitchen. I assume she's back on some crazy medication again.

I decide to walk back down to my room.

Later that Evening- Haley's POV

I really didn't want to go to Grandpa's tonight, as Andy and Beth were still there, the only upside was that Gloria and Nana usually fight and I kind of need to see physical contact, may give me a reason to punch Beth in her pretty little face.

We pulled up and Grandpas and me, Luke and Dad finally were able to relax, nana was driving and she's a little…erratic on the road, being as the car couldn't go in a straight line, broke all of the speed limits and ran three red lights, and nearly killed a cat. She also has extreme Road rage, as the usual 10 minute drive lasted a longer 45 minutes, because she decided to stalk a car the cut her off. And by stalk I mean follow and follow until we get lost and I have to use the sat nav on my phone to find our way back.

We walked in to Grandpas and greeted everyone, Gloria and Nana shared an uneasy eye contact and I knew that this night was either going to be really good or really bad.

Grandpa was sat at the bar with a tumbler of scotch. I sat next to him, getting a front row seat of what was about to go down. Gloria and Nana sat on the couch, talking but their eyes would hardly meet and when they did…If looks could kill they'd both be dead by now. For a boring 15 minutes they talked before Nana asked where Joe was, Gloria turned to me and asked me to go get him as he was playing in his room.

I walked up to Joe's room and walked straight in…On a half-naked Andy, my jaw dropped slightly.

"Oh my God I'm so sorry" I said, making no attempt to cover my eyes or back out the room, let alone look away from his chiselled chest.

"It's fine" he replied, the only reason I heard what he was saying was because he out a shirt on. Damn it! Why does life have to tease me!

"You know I'm pretty sure your job doesn't allow stripping for the children" I say in my usual flirty tone.

"It does when they decide that they want to make a mud pie, OUT OF ME!" Andy replied. I gave up on flirting.

"So…Where's Beth?" I ask surprised that she wasn't clinging to his arm as rubbing her relationship in my face is one of her finest hobbies.

"She's back in Utah, called back because their really low on staff" he said

"Aww I'm sorry" I said but no matter how hard I tried I couldn't put any sympathy into my voice, and I couldn't stop s smile forming on my face, once he saw me smiling he smiled too.

"Don't pretend Haley, it's fine" he said brushing the mud out of Joe's hair.

I heard Gloria call me from downstairs, I yell back a quick "Coming"

"I need to take Joe downstairs before Nana Dede kills Gloria" I said, he gave me a blank look.

"Well…That's where my boss is going so…" he said holding the door open for me. And at that point I knew with Beth gone, we'd get on just fine.

Gloria's POV

Why did I invite Dede you ask? No I haven't lost my head, she invited herself. When I was pregnant with Joe she said that at some point she would come and visit when he was born. She was talking to Manny the other day about some poetry thing and well…

"Manny who are you talking to" I ask

"Dede, oh she wants to talk to you" Manny said

"Hola" I said into the phone

"Hey Gloria, how are you? Oh that reminds me in town next Tuesday, can I call round and see the baby?" she said

"Actually Tuesday's-Not good for me" but she hung up.

"Maldita sea" I swear throwing the phone and walking away"

So I didn't really invite her…I'm just glad that it's not just me alone with her…I don't trust her with the kettle, let alone my baby!

Mitch's POV

Guess where Cam is….New York! Why? He's watching some soccer game…I'm not really into the whole 'Sports' thing so I'm here with Lily, hosting a make believe tea party.

"More tea Mrs. Daddy?" She asked I held out my mug, and waited for her to fill it with air. Yeah since Cam has been away Lily's been…Harder to control. Without the 'fun' parent around constantly she doesn't have the constant energy she needs. I fell asleep at 6pm last night…I woke up wearing make up!

Cam's POV

I LOVE New York! It started when I was transferred to first class, and who would I sit next to? None other than Mr. H. K Hoopin the TEAM CAPTIN! Honestly I was like a little girl…I got his autograph

New York is beautiful the lights, the music…The whole city lights up the night, pumping a breath taking vibe…Plus the excitement of the big game tomorrow, I wish Mitch was with me because honestly…I'm getting a bit lonely. Sports is a good friend to me, but you can't drink with sport…You can't chat with sport…Lucky for me I got to the bar when I heard a familiar voice behind me.

"Cameron" she said

"SAL!" I yelled

What luck that someone I know would turn up! We promptly hit the town, and by town I mean 2 bars then a strip club. Anyways we had a lot of fun…And she was going to the game as well…Yay.

Jay's POV

I was so glad when Dede left…there was still tension between Gloria and her…But at least this time Gloria defended me…once I think I wasn't really listening.

I woke up to the worst sound ever. My ex-wife, and water. I put on my dressing gown and ran out…to find Dede and Manny in the hot tub. Along with 3 old women I never met.

"What the Hell is going on?" I asked

"Well Dede got recently got kicked out of her book club, and as you won't let me join one…I started my own. Jay say hello to Dede, Mandy, Janet and Lilah" he said I shook my head in disbelief…That kid is so weird. I walked back inside preparing to go back to bed.

Beth's POV

Such a shame that I had to go back but hey, work is work…But while I'm working I can plan…To get my revenge on Haley and keep what's mine! That Haley bitch is gonna go down!

What's Beth planning? What are Cam and Sal gonna get up to? How long can Mitch cope with Lily? Review and tell me what you think, promise I'll update soon, bit busy going back to college and all but I haven't forgotten you guys, I will update soon.

Thanks for reading guys :)