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Authors Note: No hate please but I wanted to see if I could write my own season 7. I can't guarantee that I'll get to episode 24 but I will try my best to.

My Modern Family Season 7

Episode Five: The mind of a Bitch

Andy's POV

I got home. I got my phone and text Haley, saying that I was still in a relationship, and I love Beth…I love her too but I can't be unfaithful to Beth anymore, but I hoped that we could still hang out as friends.

I hope she takes it well.

Jay's POV

I'm gonna KILL that kid! I'm serious. I was going out to work this morning when I noticed a small scratch on my car! I went back into the house and asked yelled 'WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY CAR' Manny broke down in tears saying he didn't mean to crash into it, and that he hoped I wouldn't see the dent! Wait? What dent? I ran back out and fell to my knees seeing that the passenger door was completely smashed in!

"WHAT HAPPENED?" I yelled

"What's going on?" Gloria asked

"I'm so sorry Jay I didn't mean to crash it was an accident I swear, I was playing with Joe in his push-along car and I lost control!" he said

"WAIT! JOE WAS IN THE CRASH THAT MADE THE DENT!" Gloria yelled

"No don't worry I took Joe out, I lost control because I couldn't hold up the car and Joe" he said

"Jay it was an accident and he saved his brother" Gloria said I was fuming!

"Why didn't you tell me?" I asked

"I didn't want you to be mad" he said

"WELL I AM" I yelled

"JAY!" Gloria yelled "Manny it's ok just tell us next time…Now go inside" she said

"Yes mom, sorry Jay" he said walking back inside

"I'm gonna kill that…"

"JAY! Calm down I was an accident, he didn't mean to" Gloria said

"I know but still…That car was new" I said

"Take my car today, I'll go to the shop and get it sorted" she said I took her keys and went off to work, still furious.

Haley's POV

The lips broke away from mine…They weren't the lips I knew well

"I love you" He whispered

"DYLAN!" I yelled pushing him away

"Yeah it's me" he said that innocent puppy-dog look on his face…If I wasn't in-love with Andy, I'd have him back in a heartbeat! "Haley I want you back" he said stepping inside the house.

"Dylan…No I'm sorry…it's too late" I said pushing him out and closing the door, before going to my room I within the hour I had like a billion missed phone calls and texts from him… I didn't reply. My phone vibrated again…This time from Andy, saying basically that he loves me but what we've been doing is wrong and he can't cheat on Beth…Which was upsetting to hear but I understood what he was saying. I fell asleep plotting away to get Andy and to get rid of Beth and Dylan!

Alex's POV

I noticed someone following mom…We were packing up on our way back to the airport…After the BEST vacation ever! But there was definitely a guy following her…Mom went to get a coffee…She was panicking again like she does every time we fly but she's getting better. I walked up to this guy

"Who are you and what are you doing with my mother?" I asked

He started saying a longwinded explanation vaguely meaning he knew her from school…I asked what school and he walked off…He was definitely stalking her. We boarded the plane and luckily he didn't follow.

The Next Day

Mitch's POV

"NO, NO NO!" I yelled throwing about a thousand papers. Let me explain. Lily's school was broken into last night and it's closed down indefinitely…We've been looking at other local schools but their all fully booked, and the ones that aren't full, are NOT decent…Cam and I are very cautious of where we send her….We want her to go somewhere that she understand, but it's a challenge…

The real challenge is finding said school

Phil's POV:

Luke and I were having a blast! We decided to go go-karting…then t Roller-World…and has the best day EVER!

Gloria's POV

I laughed silently to myself as Jay came home.

"Gloria is my car fixed?"

"No Jay, they gave us a courtesy car" she said

"Ok…Well you can have your car back, I want the new one…Tell you what let's go out for a meal tonight" he said

Jay's POV

Here's my thoughts, Guys keep your car so they can fix it, give you a car worth a hell of a lot more, make you buy the newer car…So while they're keeping my car hostage…I might as well go out for a posh meal…

Gloria got ready and I stuck on a jacket. Manny was at a friend's so we went to the garage, Gloria handed me the keys and we opened the garage…Inside was a pink convertible!

"Oh Hell NO!" I yelled walking away

"Nooo Jay, you promised me a nice meal." Gloria said puffing out her bottom lip…

"Fine…But you're driving" I said she smiled and took the keys, getting into the driver's seat. I cringed every time we went past another car.

Claire's POV

We got off the plane and Alex ran straight to the toilet, as she refused to go on the plane! I went to the baggage claim and got our suitcases. Alex's came first and as I reached for mine a hand joined it. I looked up to see William.

"I will never forget you, my love" he said…Then he kissed me deeply. Then walked away, leaving me stunned and only with one suitcase. When Alex returned she grabbed mine quickly.

"Mom what's wrong?" she asked

"Absolutely nothing" I said walking away.

We caught a cab and started out long journey home.

Cam's POV

I finally found a school! IT was 46 miles away…But it was decent and with one space left! As soon as I saw it I threw Mitch and Lily in the car and we drove there, they were very impressed with Lily, and they accepted her! Yay SO lily is now, a proud member of GreenHangers Academy.

Haley's POV

I woke up at 5am, hearing Dylan playing some romantic music out the window. Then I had an epiphany! It was an evil plan…But I'm an evil bitch so…

NO girl can resist a guy in a band…So if I got Dylan's band to play up in Utah, she'd be all over him! Andy will see, end it and Andy's mine…That sounds creepy doesn't it…

I logged onto Dylan's email…Don't judge me. I E-Mailed the leisure park that Beth works at, saying their looking for a gig, and JACKPOT! They E-Mailed back 3 hours later! They said that they would love a band, that they would pay the down payment, plus we'd get 25% of profits, They even said that they'd send someone to pick us up! I rang Dylan instantly

"Haley, I'm so glad you called me, I-" He said I cut him off

"Dylan listen! I booked you a gig, at Flower-Fields Leisure centre in Utah…Tonight! Bring your band and all of your equipment, meet me at mine, in an hour with your band" I said hanging up before he could blow my eardrums out with a yell of happiness. I rang Andy

"Hey baby, look Dylan's invited me to watch his band play at a gig in Utah, wanna come?" I asked

"Yeah sure" he said…I told him to come to mine now. 10 minutes later he arrived. He kissed me 'Hello' and I wondered if he even remembered Beth…Oh well gotta take the bitch down one way.

Dylan and his band arrived, then a limo. We got into the limo and a car followed behind carrying all of the extra band equipment.

We finally arrived in Utah, we set up and they had a dress rehearsal. The band was outside, in a large field with a HUGE stage at the front. I saw Beth coming outside. I dragged Andy away, hoping he didn't see her…Luckily he didn't.

"Hey sexy, I'm Beth" Beth said walking up to Dylan.

"I'm Dylan" he said

"So…How did you hear we needed a band" She asked

"My Ex-Girlfriend advertised our band and your work liked it" he said

Beth's POV

He was HOT! And he was in a band.

"So..Ex-Girlfriend, does that mean your single?" she asked

"Yes I am" He said

We started flirting more, and more… and I found out that Haley is his ex-girlfriend…Hmm this is a way I could take that bitch down! I smirked evilly to myself

"So, are you single?" he asked

"Yeah…But I may not be for long" I said bringing our bodies together, in raw 'sexual' passion.

"WE'RE OVER!" I heard a voice behind me call

"Andy!" I said spinning round to face him…But he had already walked away.

What's going to happen to Beth and Andy…How is Lily going to fit into her new school, How are Claire and Alex gonna settle back into life at home?

Thanks for reading guys