Theblindwriter95 asked about this song from Pete's Dragon, so enjoy your request! I thought that Nell, Sabrina, and Madeline's captors, Jimmy McDonald and his sons Beth and Robby, could sing it when they come to the castle to claim the girls, but Roland, Miranda, and Bobby Lee won't give the girls up without a fight. I'd also like to thank theblindwriter95 for helping come up with the details for the story that leads up to the song.
"The girls have been returned to their rooms as requested, my lady," Bobby Lee said, bowing to Miranda. "I just don't understand why three men would want three girls?"
"Now, what's this nonsense about child slavery?" Roland asked, earning looks of dread from his wife. "Wait…Robert, are you serious?!"
Bobby Lee nodded, shaking Roland's hand. "Of course, your majesty; I would never lie about something as serious as child slavery."
"All we want is the girls!" Jimmy snarled as Bobby Lee and Roland pulled out their swords.
"Why? So you can impregnate Sabrina and Madeline in eight years?!" Miranda asked with a growl.
Robby and Beth laughed as they joined their father.
"Actually, it's got more to do with their chores," the oldest son explained as Jimmy nodded.
All McDonalds: We got a bill of sale right here
Jimmy: That says they belong to us
Robby and Beth: We took them in fair and square last year
And we own the little cuss…es
Beth: Look here, read the writin', that gives us a legal claim
All McDonalds: Oh, we got a bill of sale right here
Jimmy: With dear little Helen's name!
Roland (spoken): I don't believe it!
Beth: We got a bill of sale in hand
Jimmy: And mister, if you don't budge
Robby: We'll pick ya up right where you stand
And bring ya before the judge
Bobby Lee (spoken): No, sir!
All McDonalds: Those girls are our property
Same as the family cow
'Cause we got a bill of sale right here
And we're gonna take them now
Miranda (All McDonalds): You can't have them (Those girls gotta do their chores)
You don't love them (Paint the doors and wash the floors)
All you've done (Shine shoes) up to now (Turn screws) is break their hearts (Fix the broken fuse)
You'll abuse them (They're so good at feedin 'hogs)
And just use them (Pitchin' hay and choppin' logs)
Roland: Look out, or I'll take you apart
All McDonalds: We'd like to see you try it
We got a bill of sale right here
They're ours until they die
Roland: Stay where you are - just one more move
And you'll get it between the eyes!
You won't make a slave of them
Even if you connive!
All McDonalds: Yes we will, 'cause we got a bill of sale right here
We got a bill of sale right here
We got a bill of sale right here, right here!
Miranda: You can't have them (Robby: They've gotta clean and sweep)
You don't love them (Beth: Feed the hens and comb the sheep)
All you've done (Robby: Plant seeds) up to now (Beth: Pull weeds) is break their hearts
(Robby: bow to all our needs)
You'll abuse them (Jimmy: Carry water from the well)
And just use them (Jimmy: Answer every time we yell)
Bobby Lee: Watch out, or I'll take you apart
All McDonalds: We'd like to see you try it
We got a bill of sale right here
That says they belong to us
Fight all ya want
Won't do no good to holler and fume and fuss
Miranda/Roland/Bobby Lee: Leave town, keep on goin' before I can count to five!
(Roland summons the guards, and the guards chase the McDonald clan out, but they're not going without a fight.)
Robby: We got a bill of sale right here (Roland: We'll protect...)
Beth: We got a bill of sale right here (Roland: ...them...As)
Beth and Robby: We got a bill of sale right here, right here! (Roland: ...long as we're...alive!)
Jimmy: Right here! Right here!