Hey there readers, nya! It's a day before our lovely Saso-tan's birthday and I wrote this for him hehe!
It had been several months since Sasori and Deidara had first met Konan and joined the Akatsuki, and tonight Deidara had a surprise for his danna. He had hung red roses from the ceiling of their room, set out two glasses of red wine with the bottle beside it, and was wearing something so scandalous that it dare not be mentioned. What was the reason for such things you ask? Why it was his danna's twenty-fifth birthday of course!
Sasori followed a trail of Deidara's normal clothes to their room and opened the door. He was met by a rose hitting him in the face, as it swung from the ceiling. The next thing he saw was his brat in a, um, *ahem* outfit, on the bed with the wine beside him.
"Like what you see, Sasori no danna, hmmm?" Deidara purred, as Sasori walked closer to the bed.
"Yeah. But I think I need to see if I like how it feels." Sasori said with a seductive smile, as he stalked closer and closer. In a matter of minutes he was at the bed and on top of the blond.
"Danna, you're going to spill the wine on the sheets and then Kakuzu will take our hearts, hmmm!" The blond shrieked, as Sasori took off his shirt and tossed it off of the bed, then he grabbed the wine and set it on the bedside table.
The redhead had just taken off his pants when the door was opened by Naruchi, who at this sight, blushed deep scarlet with a lot of blood dripping from her nose and said, "We're going to go to Orochimaru's lab in a week, woof." Before she passed out due to blood loss
So please comment, I'm a little desperate for them, nya! Even if you only say you like it, it helps a lot!