Dum-Da-Da-DAA! It's me ZEKI FOR LIFE! Here to give you the second to last chapter of A Redhead of the Immortal Variety. I dedicate this chapter to my friend Kary-AkatsukiMember for her birthday, which is today, nya! *throws confetti at her and then gives her a cake*
Warning: ... This is going to be a very big surprise, but... This contains my first ever s-smut *blushes until my entire body is red than the deepest shade of crimson you can imagine*
The first yaoi Akatsuki wedding came up fast and before anyone knew it, Sasori and Deidara were standing at the 'alter' that was set up, in matching suits.
When the two of them said 'I do' and kissed - a very passionate one - the amount of blood from all the fujoshi nosebleeds made it look like a crime scene.
After that Naruchi walked up to Kary and asked, "May I call you onee-san?"
"Of course!" Kary responded, thinking Naruchi was adorable.
Soon the newlyweds were on their way to their honeymoon in Paris (A/N: I know, it's cliché, but it's romantic and the only thing I could think of, nya xp),Konan had made all the reservations and everything, it was a good thing she didn't pick a country where Sasori didn't know the language.
Upon making it to the honeymoon suite by that night - since they got married way early in the morning. Sasori opened the door and scooped Deidara up in his arms, carrying him over the threshold. When they were in, their jaws dropped - Konan had spared no expense - how Kakuzu had allowed this was a mystery to them.
There were candles and rose pedals leading the way to a king size bed with red silk bed sheets, white cotton blankets, pillows with red silk pillowcases. On the table beside the bed there were tissues, a bottle of champagne, two wineglasses and dark chocolate truffles.
They went into the bathroom -Dei still being held - and saw it had a bathtub with bubble bath beside it, it was lavender scented, meant for relaxation.
They went back into the bedroom and onto the bed on Deidara's pillow was a note, he picked it up and read it, immediately turning red at the contents.
"What does it say, Brat?" Sasori asked him, the blond shoved the note into Sasori's hands. He looked down and read it,
Hey guys,
We gave you some gifts in the bottom drawer of
The beside table. If you want to try them out
On Dei ;) I'm sure he wouldn't mind hehehe -
Love,
Konan and Pein
After reading this, Sasori understood Deidara's flushed cheeks... And caught himself thinking naughty things, such as his husband panting, naked on the bed with his hands above his head, eyes full of lust, practically begging for Sasori to -
"Sasori are you listening, hmmm?" Deidara asked, snapping the redhead out of his daydream.
"What?"
The blond sighed, "I was asking you if you would like some champagne, hmmm." The redhead nodded and reached over the blond to pour it, snatching a truffle in the process, popping it in his mouth and ate it. He hand Dei a glass, who took a sip of the bubbly alcohol. They continued to drink the champagne, both knowing what they would do before the night ended, both wanting it, but both too nervous.
"I'm gonna take a bath, yeah." Dei said and then disappeared into the bathroom, undressed and then got into the tub. Sasori got bored after a while, so he decided to go to his husband. He opened the door and offered to wash the blond's hair, Deidara smiled and accepted.
When the blond was done he got out and into the silk pajamas that were hanging from a hook in between the sink and the bathtub. Sasori decided to take a bath, telling Dei to go relax and maybe watch some TV. Which the blond did.
As Sasori sat in the tub, he thought back on everything that had happened within the year. He had found his one and only love again - when he wasn't even trying to - he and said love had lived together, then joined the Akatsuki, defeated Orochimaru, they had found their families and now here he was, married to the man of his dreams.
Sasori must have fallen asleep, cause he was suddenly pulled out of a memory of the day the blond and him had confessed their love for each other... Sasori opened his eyes to a light blue one that had a ton of eyeliner around it.
Sasori got put and put on the other pair of silk pajamas, following the blond back to the bedroom and onto the bed, where they lay, cuddling under the blankets as Dei watched a movie that was on Hallmark channel, it was an extremely cheesy ridiculous movie that's plot was very weak, it didn't interest Sasori in the least and he let his eyes wonder around the room, from the deep red walls to the white candles still burning to the bamboo hardwood floor to the bottom drawer of the bedside table to finally rest on the blond in his arms who was now looking up at him with a slight blush dusting his cheeks.
Deidara continued to stare at his Danna as he turned the TV off, what both of them wanted evident in their eyes.
Sasori kissed Deidara's lips, the blond kissed back eagerly. Sasori nibbled on the blond's bottom lip, begging for entrance, which was granted enthusiastically by the blond. The redhead's tongue invaded Deidara's mouth, exploring what he knew so well. After a while they broke apart, gasping for air, a thin string of saliva between them. Sasori was the first to catch his breath, going straight for the blond's neck, sucking and nibbling in places, marking the other vampire as his. Sasori made his way down the blond's chest, just above his nipples and gave a breathy chuckle when Deidara huffed impatiently, perhaps the redhead was rubbing off on him too much.
The redhead took one of the blond's nipples into his mouth, tweaking the other with his thumb and pointer finger. Deidara whined longingly and Sasori smiled, oh he missed this.
When Sasori was done tormenting his brat, he kissed his way just above Deidara's pajama bottoms and boxers, he pulled these down immediately, making Dei hiss as the cold air hit his over heated manhood. Deidara's hisses went to moans, as the redhead took the blond's erection into his mouth, bobbing his head and sucking.
"D-Danna, I -hah- I'm gonna-" Dei warned, Sasori only ducked harder and added in hums, a rhythm that was suspiciously close to 'Alone' by Falling in Reverse. It was all to much for the blond and he came into the redhead's mouth, who swallowed it all, slid Dei's member out of his mouth with a pop and licked his lips.
How Deidara looked, panting on the bed, made Sasori's pants get tighter, making the silk feel like an uncomfortable wool sweater.
When the blond had recovered his breath, the redhead brought three fingers to Deidara's mouth, a silent command to suck, which the blond promptly did, closing his eyes in concentration, a memory of the last time they made love came to the surface of his mind and then faded away. When Sasori deemed them to be wet enough, he brought his fingers down to the blond's entrance and pushed one in.
Deidara made a face, not one of pain just one or this-feels-weird. Sasori waited for that look to leave the brat's face before pushing in another finger and stretching him. At some point his fingers brushed against something inside the blond that he had been searching for, he knew he found it when the blond let out a rather loud moan, Sasori smiled and added the third and final finger, stretching his husband more and thrusting all three fingers in and out of Deidara.
He removed his fingers and the blond sighed at the loss, but was not dissapointed for long as something bigger than three fingers entered him slowly. Since Deidara hadn't done 'it' with anyone in four or five years he wasn't used to something so big being down there, so yes it hurt alot and yes tears were escaping his eyes.
Sasori stared at the blond once he was all the way in, appalled to see that Deidara was silently crying, he embraced the blond, licking his tears away and brought the blond into another passionate kiss as he for him to adjust.
"You can move now, Danna." The blond said after a while, a soft smile on his lips.
The redhead nodded and pulled almost all the way out, before thrusting back in, hitting the blond's prostate after a few tries and the blond moaned what sounded like the redhead's name.
Sasori kept aiming for that area with thrust and was rewarded each time with a loud moan of his name, the blond was moaning so loud that Sasori was sure anyone with in a one mile radius could hear them and know exactly what they were doing, not that he cared at this moment.
"S-Sasori danna -hah- I'm going to-" Deidara was unable to finish his sentence as Sasori's hand made it's way between them to the blond's neglected member and started to pump it in time with his thrusts.
Deidara came messily on their chest with a moan even louder than he had moaned previously and it would have hurt Sasori's ears had he not been so preoccupied by his beloved's beautiful face. After a few more thrusts, Sasori came deep inside of the blond.
They stayed like that for a moment catching their breaths before Sasori pulled out of the blond with a squelching sound and flopped down on the bed beside him, after grabbing some tissues, he then cleaned the blond and himself a little. Deidara smiled softly and then opened his arms as if to say 'let's cuddle a bit' and that exactly what Sasori did, brushing the hair out of the blond vampire's left eye.
"Love ya Danna, un." Deidara sighed sweetly, light blue eyes drooping sleepily.
"I love you too, Brat." Sasori said and both of them fell asleep, warm in each other's embrace.
-Chapter twenty-five end-
Well sempai I hope you liked your birthday present, nya. Please leave reviews to help me improve *blushes deep crimson again*