Song to be sung to the tune of '99 bottles of beer on the wall', and yeah, it is Disney channel.
~Unassailable Heart
"Argh, when can we start the mission?" Impulse asked.
"Not for another half hour, that's when all the employees go home," Tim Drake, aka Robin said, checking the time.
"What do we do if we actually need to use the bathroom?"
"Arsenal, don't make this weird," said Blue Beetle.
"Legit concern," insisted Arsenal.
"What time is it now?" asked Impulse.
"Thirty seconds since the last time you complained about the time," said Robin. "Find some way to occupy yourself."
"We are in bathroom stalls," pointed out Arsenal. "It's not the most stimulating place to be."
"It's not supposed to be, normal people don't spend a ton of time in here," said Blue Beetle
"Part of being a good covert agent is being able to hide out for long periods of time with nothing to occupy yourself," said Robin. "I suggest we all practice this skill."
Arsenal snorted. "Get off it, you're not Batman."
"I'll sing a song from the future," Impulse offered.
"It's not very long or loud?" Blue Beetle asked.
"Nope."
"Alright, go," said Arsenal.
"One hundred people in line for bread, one hundred people in line! Get a loaf; take it home, that's all the bread we have for an entire year." Bart sang. Then he sighed. "That's a very good song…"
"Um…" Blue Beetle frowned.
"That's not really a song from the future!" said Arsenal.
Impulse sat up straight and glared in the general direction of Arsenals stall. "Yeah it is!"
Blue Beetle shook his head. "No its not, you got that from Disney channel."
"I did not!"
"Yes you did!"
"No I didn't!"
"Prove it!" demanded Arsenal.
"How? Wait a sec, why does Blue say it's from Disney channel?" Bart asked.
"Yeah, why do you watch Disney channel?" Arsenal said.
"I, um, I don't watch Disney channel! I never said that! It's… my little sister!" Blue Beetle said.
"Um, no its not, you don't have any siblings, little or otherwise," Bart said, folding his arms.
"Dude, stop going over to my house when I'm not home."
"But your mom makes great cookies, and I don't have a mom to feed me desserts."
"Wow, the sympathy card? Suck it up, Impulse. And stop stalking people," Arsenal added.
"I'm not stalking, I just like to make sure I'm not hanging out with people who might lose me for a few months and then not notice if I'm replaced with a clone," Bart said.
Arsenal stood up. "So help me I will come over there and-"
"Cut it out!" hissed Robin. "Next person to talk I will personally report to Nightwing!"
There was sullen silence for the next few minutes. It was not to last.
"I really do need to use the bathroom."
"Ugh, Can we puh-leez start the mission now?"
Robin growled. "Fine!"