Fullmetal Naruto Cross

By: Sayaalv

(A/N: I don't own and read last chapter.)

Izumi was right, someone was gonna get hurt badly. Ever since that fateful day five years ago she has been sneered down at and several had even tried to gang up on her and kill or severally wound her. Of course it didn't work because of her ANBU guards and the few people that did care about her but as soon as she got enough of her motor functions back, Izumi had started training her body until her strength and speed was the same as it was before she had died and been reborn. It had only taken her until her fifth birthday to get her former strength and speed back but she had always been able to do her alchemy without any transmutation circle which had been incredibly useful in getting away from mobs. Today was Izumis sixth birthday and the red haired child was easily outpacing the mob trying to catch her while her signature micro-braid dreadlocks were flying around her face.

"Yo jiji! Mind if I crash here to get away from the dumbasses outside?" Izumi asked, allowing herself to act like a child with her usual lack of formalities, as she jumped into the Hokages office through the window. Izumi stopped and blinked as she noticed the group of Jonin and Chunin in the room, most of which were glaring at her before she shrugged it off.

"Of course Izumi-chan. You might be able to add your input on a few matters we are discussing as well since an outside opinion could help. Help yourself to a chair and the fridge you put in last year." The Sandaime Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi, said smiling at his honorary granddaughter before glaring in the direction of the window when he heard the shouting of the mob while said honorary granddaughter was rummaging around in a fridge that almost none of the Shinobi knew was there.

"Ibiki, looks like you have some volunteers for those new torture methods you and Anko wanted to try out." Sarutobi said to a scared looking man and a purple haired woman who cackled at this.

"Great. I've got some good ideas to try out. Hey, gaki! Pass me a cola!" Anko said before catching the bright red can that had been thrown at her head by the red haired Jinchuuriki.

"Anyone else want anything?" Izumi asked glancing over her shoulder before she continued to rummage around in the fridge.

"I'll take a Sprite, gaki!" Kurenai, Yuugao, Ibiki, and Tsume exclaimed in unision by accident and earning a few looks from the others as they subsequently caught the soda cans that Izumi threw at them without looking.

"I'll have a Coco-Cola Izumi-chan." Sarutobi and his son Asuma said in unision as they smiled at their honorary family member.

"There all done. Hey Anko-nee. You tried that torture technique I suggested yet?" Izumi asked getting wide eyed looks from those that truly didn't know her while the ones that did paled except for Ibiki who was grinning and Anko who was cackling again.

"Which one imouto-gaki?" Anko asked with a grin that threatened to split her face in half.

"Either one." Izumi responded calmly and made Anko pout and shake her head in the negative while Sarutobi looked curious.

"What kind of torture techniques did Izumi-chan give you Anko-chan?" Sarutobi asked despite his son making rapid motions for him not to.

"Well there are two of them. One for women only and is something that would make any woman give up everything she knows almost instantly and the other is for both women and men and should be very effective. The one for women is where you would get a medic-ninja or someone with medical experience to cut open the woman in question and remove her reproductive organs, which would get a hell of a lot of reaction from any female clan members especially if they're the last of their clan. The other one is where you skin a little bit of the target at a time with a cheese grater before pouring salt onto the wound and sticking tacks inside of the salted injuries to keep them from bleeding out to quickly." Anko said with a bloodthirsty grin while most paled and backed away from both her and Izumi, especially the females.

"Most of the bastards she's interrogating nowadays are the idiots that keep trying to kill me so I decided to give her a few ideas that I don't know where I got them." Izumi said shrugging her shoulders as she popped the top on her soda can and took a swig before looking around.

"You don't have enough chairs for all of us; want me to make some Jiji?" Izumi asked raising an eyebrow at her honorary grandfather as she took note of the too few chairs in the room.

"Go ahead, Izumi-chan." Sarutobi said earning curious looks from everybody while Izumi set aside her soda and clapped her hands loudly before pressing them to the floor, causing a bright blue light to appear and streak across the floor before disappearing as several wooden chairs grew out of the floor behind the Shinobi for them to sit in.

"There. All done. So what do you need help with Jiji?" Izumi asked easily ignoring the awestruck looks she was getting from all those that didn't know her for seemingly summoning those chairs out of the ground.

"What was that?!" One of the nameless Academy Instructors that didn't like Izumi asked staring wide-eyed as he poked his chair cautiously.

"New bloodline." Izumi and Sarutobi answered in instant unision as Izumi picked up her soda and took another swig as she sat down in her chair with her legs crossed.

"Ahem. Now that that's settled let's move onto what we were discussing. The standards of the Ninja Academy." Sarutobi said easily ignoring all of the shocked and hateful looks Izumi was getting for her bloodline. She was dressed as closely as she could to her old outfit which had been a white blouse, black pants, and wooden sandals. This meant she was wearing a blood red T-shirt and baggy black cargo pants with a loose black and gold jacket and black wooden sandals.

"The Ninja Academy standards are fine the way they are." The Headmaster of the Academy said almost immediately before glaring when Izumi snorted in disbelief.

"Yeah right. In case you haven't noticed I outrun at least a dozen different Genin, Chunin, Jonin, and hell even ANBU daily! Either the standards are too low, I'm too good, or they're just too lazy to train on their own." Izumi said not caring who she pissed off since most Chunin and Jonin hated her with a passion.

"Prove it brat." The Headmaster challenged glaring hatefully at Izumi but not being dumb enough to call her a 'demon' around Sarutobi or the others.

"Alright then. Have your Chunin Instructors and heck even yourself try to land a single punch on me. I won't use any Jutsu or my bloodline, just my speed and strength." Izumi said shrugging as she finished off her soda and effortlessly crushed her soda can before tossing it into a trash can next to Sarutobis desk with a casual flick of her wrist.

"Challenge accepted punk." The Headmaster said smirking at her along with all of the Academy Instructors who instantly tried to charge the small red head while the other Shinobi merely stayed out of the way but ready to intervene should Sarutobi tell them too. Instead of interrupting the impromptu fight in his office the old man quickly grabbed a bag of popcorn and leaned back to watch the very one-sided brawl.

Izumi had no emotion on her face at all as she spun around and weaved through all of the Chunins attacks with ease, her braided red hair dancing around her face just as she danced around the Chunin. Some black haired and blue eyed guy tried to stab her with a kunai but she ducked under his out stretched arm and punched him squarely in the stomach, accidently or maybe not so accidently sending him flying into three other Chunin. Izumi didn't even turn around as she ducked under a spin kick and flipped the guy over her shoulder and into the four others that had just been knocked down. Izumi cleanly jumped over a leg sweep and turned her jump into a round house kick that knocked the poor Chunin through the wall of the office, along with two others who were just behind him. The Headmaster tried a Chakra Scalpel to her throat but she dodged it and punted him through the hole in the wall with a well-placed kick to the family jewels that left him screaming soprano. Everyone but Izumis honorary family had their jaws on the ground. A small slip of a girl, the six year old 'demon brat' no less, had just taken out nine of their best Chunin in less than two minutes without using her bloodline or any jutsu and she wasn't even breathing hard!

"What the fuck?" Kakashi summed it up the best as he merely stared at the small girl who is his deceased senseis daughter in shock and anger.

"Those are the ones teaching the next generation of Shinobi and they can't even take down a malnourished six year old. Konoha is screwed if you keep going at this rate." Izumi said sighing as she shook her head in disbelief and disgust before grabbing another soda from the fridge and popping the top of it expertly.

"I think that shows that the standards need to be brought up." Sarutobi said hiding a smile behind his hand as he wrote something down on a paper in front of him.

"Big time Jiji." Izumi agreed with a nod of her head while the other Jonin and Chunin, even the ones that didn't like Izumi, nodded as well. After that Izumi toned out the conversation as she stared out the window of the office thinking about her past life. She missed her precious people, her husband Sig, her biological son Wrath he was known as now, the small children of Dublith that considered her their teacher and aunt, and her two sons in all but blood and name, Edward 'Ed' Elric and his younger brother Alphonse 'Al' Elric. She wished she could see them again, just once and for a few minutes at the least, but pushed that thought aside when she remembered that she came here by dying and being reborn. If that was the only way for anyone from her past to get here now she didn't want them to come, that meant that they would have died and that she had failed to protect them even if she were already dead as far as they knew. The thought of that alone made her want to cry and break something very big and very hard.

"Izumi? IZUMI!" Sarutobi shouted causing Izumi to swear vividly and jump as she turned her attention to the worried looking kage and everyone that was staring at her.

"Sorry I was lost in thought. What's going on?" Izumi asked massaging her forehead and taking a swig of soda to steady her nerves as she looked at the others.

"I was asking your opinion on the village security." Sarutobi explained with another worried look as he stared at the small red head.

"It's adequate. Nowhere near as good as it could be but also nowhere near as bad. Before you start griping and complaining. If a six year old with unique red hair and whisker marks on her face can sneak around and prank the living hell out of everyone without getting caught in the act who's to say that spies and enemy Shinobi couldn't sneak in and pass along information to other villages or traitors like Orochi-teme?" Izumi said causing everyones eyes to widen at that since it was true. If the best in the village couldn't catch a six year old that stands out like a sore thumb in the midst of a prank then what were their chances of catching trained enemy Shinobi? Izumi had taken up the hobby of pranking since she needed to get pay back on all those ignorant bastards, needed a laugh, and needed to get rid of some of the stress that came with being a Jinchurikin.

"Damn. We're screwed." A young Chunin with black hair and red eyes said causing Izumi and a few others to snort in amusement and agreement. Needless to say that throughout the rest of the meeting a lot of plans were being made to change Konoha.