Fullmetal Naruto Cross
By: Sayaalv
(A/N: I don't own and read last chapter.)
"Ahem. Rookie of the year is Izumi Uzumaki while dead last of the year is Sakura Haruno. Everyone please report back here tomorrow at noon to learn your team assignments." Iruka said causing cheers to break out amongst everyone else while Izumi smirked, Sasuke growled, and Sakura screeched in disbelief.
"Yo jiji! Done kicking Sasuke-temes ass now." Izumi said appearing outside Sarutobis window with the blood red head band wrapped securely around her right forearm.
"Hello Izumi-chan. Congratulations on making Rookie of the Year. I'll take you out for some ramen to celebrate after I get done with this meeting." Sarutobi said smiling at his honorary granddaughter who blinked at having just noticed the Jonin in the room.
"Yo." Izumi said raising a hand in lazy greeting to most of the Jonin in the room since she actually knew them and they didn't mind her.
"Hey there gaki." Kurenai and a few other greeted back causing Izumi to grin at them.
"Oh yeah. Before I forget. Mizuki-teme is up to something Jiji." Izumi said seriously as she rummaged around for a cola in the refrigerator and ignored the glares from some of the other Jonins.
"Oh?" Sarutobi asked curiously and catching the can of soda his honorary granddaughter threw at him without looking.
"Yep. He was leaking concentrated KI at me the whole time and seemed really pissed that I passed." Izumi said not looking up as she popped the top of her can and took a swig.
"I'm sure a lot of people were pissed off that you passed gaki." Anko commented idly as she took a swig of her own soda and pointed at the glaring Jonins around the room as if to prove her point.
"That's true. You should've seen Haruno and Uchias faces." Izumi said smirking widely and causing Anko to snort in amusement as well as a few others while Sarutobi coughed to hide his amusement.
"So what do you think he's up too Izumi-chan?" Sarutobi asked ignoring the glaring Jonins in the room after he glared at them for a moment before turning his attention to his honorary granddaughter.
"I'd say about five foot six maybe five foot seven but that's just a guess." Izumi drawled out causing those that knew her to smirk slightly while those that didn't face-planted and sweat dropped.
"If you mean what his plan might be then I don't know yet Jiji but I bet you I can find out pretty quick while you wrap up this meeting, which I'm guessing is about which graduates get put into what team under which Jonin." Izumi said smirking again when several of the Jonin that didn't know/like her looked shocked at how she had correctly guessed what they had been discussing previously.
"Go for it Izumi-chan but stay safe and let me know what you find out." Sarutobi said nodding at his granddaughter who merely smirked even wider.
"I'm already on it Jiji. My shadow clone should dispel itself in about ten minutes." Izumi said smirking as she kicked her feet up and enjoyed the looks on several Jonins faces at how she knew and could use a high-Jonin level jutsu without any ill effects.
"Good girl. I take it you're not going to leave until after you know what his plan is?" Sarutobi asked already knowing his granddaughters answer and smirking slightly when she merely nodded.
"Yeah why not? It'd be more fun to see which of my classmates are going to go crazy under the goofballs leadership than it would be to listen to some arrogant ass Chunin try and trick me into doing something most likely illegal." Izumi said grinning as she jabbed a thumb towards the Jonin that actually liked her, all of whom protested the term of address.
"Why do you think only their teams will pass?" Another Jonin asked glaring at Izumi who merely gave him a deadpanned look.
"Because of Kurenai-nee-chans history with Hina-chan she'll be put in charge of whatever team Hina-chan is going to be on and its most likely that Hina-chan will be stuck with two other clan heirs with decent abilities and teamwork so they'll pass easily. Since the Civilian Council is being a big bitch again Anko-nee doesn't get a team which is probably good since she'd drive them nuts. Kaka-nii is most likely going to fail his team but if he gets the team I think he will then they have an actual chance of passing while Asuma-nii is too lazy to bother failing his team which would most likely be clan heirs as well and Gai-nii already has his team." Izumi said shrugging as she explained this to the others who were gapping while the ones she named nodded their heads to show that her assessment was mainly correct, Asuma and Kakashi both smiling sheepishly at their comments.
"She's got a point." Asuma said lighting a cigarette that he quickly extinguished at a double glare from Izumi and Kurenai. Neither of the two of them liked his smoking habit and neither of them had any troubles kicking his ass to prove it.
"Hmm. Mizuki-teme is planning to use Sasuke to steal the Forbidden Scroll to deliver it to him as some kind of 'promotion' test in order to make him a Chunin. The duck-ass emo actually bought it too. Do I wait for them to get the scroll and meet up or do I get to kick both of their asses now?" Izumi asked raising an eyebrow at the Sandaime who merely sighed at this.
"I'm getting too old for this. Wait till you catch them in the act Izumi-chan. Since Mizuki is a Chunin this is ranked as a secret B-class mission for you alone while the Jonin that actually like you will be backup." Sarutobi said sighing loudly as Izumi merely nodded in understanding at this.
"Maybe you should think about retiring then Jiji. The pervert outside your window might like the job." Izumi said idly as she took another swig of soda and looked at a window just over the Sandaime's left shoulder.
"How'd you know I was there gaki?" Jiraiya of the Sannin asked jumping through the window and looking at Izumi seriously while the Jonins that didn't like Izumi were startled, they hadn't even noticed him.
"Your perverse giggles and the slight disruption in the air where you were hidden Ero-baka." Izumi deadpanned without caring who the guy was.