Fullmetal Naruto Cross
By: Sayaalv
(A/N: I don't own and read last chapter.)
"Maybe you should think about retiring then Jiji. The pervert outside your window might like the job." Izumi said idly as she took another swig of soda and looked at a window just over the Sandaime's left shoulder.
"How'd you know I was there gaki?" Jiraiya of the Sannin asked jumping through the window and looking at Izumi seriously while the Jonins that didn't like Izumi were startled, they hadn't even noticed him.
"Your perverse giggles and the slight disruption in the air where you were hidden Ero-baka." Izumi deadpanned without caring who the guy was.
"I'm not any mere pervert I'm the great-"Jiraiya said beginning his usual introduction dance and speech.
"I don't give a rat's ass. You're a pervert and that's all I need to know." Izumi interrupted without bothering to so much as glance at the Sannin who face-planted at this.
"But I'm a Sannin." Jiraiya whined to the newly graduated girl who merely cocked an eyebrow as she looked at him this time.
"So is my Alcoholic Grandmother yet she isn't in the village and don't forget that the gay pedophile named Orochimaru is a Sannin too and he's a traitor. Am I supposed to care whether or not you're a Sannin?" Izumi asked giving the man a deadpanned look and rolling her eyes when she heard the jaws of those that hadn't known who her grandmother was drop.
"Grandmother but the only female Sannin is-"
"Tsunade Senju, the mother of Minoto Namikaze, the mother-in-law of Kushina Uzumaki and the grandmother of me, Izumi Namikaze-Uzumaki. No shit Sherlock." Izumi said rolling her eyes while the Sandaime slammed his head into his desk at how casually she revealed who her parents were.
"Huh?! Tsunade told me our kid died in birthing process! You mean to tell me my student was also my son?!" Jiraiya asked shocked and causing the Sandaime and Izumi to raise their eyebrows at this.
"Oh yay. My grandfather is a pervert. Joy." Izumi said sarcastically while everyone else seemed shocked at what she had called the powerful man.
"Anyways. Uke-teme should have the scroll and be heading towards the meeting place now so if you don't mind I'm going to go ahead and get my mission over with. Later." Izumi said with a two fingered salute as she vanished in a slight swirl of snowflakes that gently floated down to the floor, causing chaos to break out in the room full of people. A few minutes later and she appeared silently behind Sasuke who had the Forbidden Scroll on his back as he waited for Mizuki to show up at the old training shack.
"You know. That Scroll is forbidden for a reason. Just having it could get you in serious trouble clan or no clan." Izumi spoke up as she leaned against a tree just as Sasuke was about to open the scroll and try to learn a jutsu from it. Sasuke jumped and spun around launching four kunai at her as he did so.
"Jumpy are we? Good." Izumi said casually catching one of the kunai by its handle and using it to deflect the other three.
"What are you doing here dobe? This test is only for elites like me." Sasuke said glaring darkly at Izumi who threw her head back and laughed at this.
"You're the dobe here Uke-teme. That scroll is forbidden and you've just been played into stealing it for the traitor Mizuki. Honestly. You fell for something as simple and lame as a 'secret test meant only for elites'? Then again given you're ego I'm not too surprised." Izumi said as she stopped laughing and smirked at the boy who was fuming by now.
"What are you doing here anyways Dope!? The only ones who should know about this place are me and Mizuki-sensei!" Sasuke said glaring at Izumi who merely cocked an eyebrow at him as she straightened from her casual position.
"Honestly dumbass? I've been to everywhere in Konoha at least twice and learned most of the places by heart when I was five. Not to mention that the Sandaime and several Jonins and even Chunins know about this old training ground so it's not really a secret. I'm here because I have been ordered by the Sandaime Hokage to basically get that scroll back and take down the traitor in the tree over there. If I have to kick your ass again to get my job done then who am I to refuse?" Izumi said smirking slightly at the look on Mizuki's face when she pointed directly at where he was hiding in a tree.
"What happened back at the academy was a fluke. There's no way a clanless dobe like you could be an elite Uchia like me without cheating in some way." Sasuke said glaring darkly at Izumi who wasn't phased at all, she had seen much worse before.
"Oh you mean no one told the dickless Uchia and the traitor? See I am from a clan or three actually. There's the royal clan from Uzu called the Uzumaki clan which my mother came from. Then there's the two clans my father is from. The Namikaze clan and the Senju clan. So I believe if you want to try the family game I outrank you since I'm related to not only two of the three founders of our village, but I'm also related to three kages, two Sannin, and an ANBU that was from the main Uzumaki line in Konoha." Izumi said grinning with all of her teeth showing since she knew that the Jonin that actually liked her were snapping pictures of Mizuki and Sasuke's reaction to her family line.
"I would turn around if I were you two. You see. My grandfather on my dad's side didn't know I was alive until recently and I'm sure Hokage-jiji had informed about Uke-temes obsession with me and he looks pretty pissed. Despite being a super pervert I don't think he wants boys around his granddaughter yet, if at all." Izumi said smirking as Sasuke and Mizuki turned around to see a severely pissed off looking Jiraiya of the Sannin while the Jonin that were hidden all over the place had to bite their lips to keep from snickering.
"What's this about a traitor Chunin and the Uchia brat having an obsession with you, Izumi-chan?" Jiraiya asked his voice serious and angered.
"Oh didn't Hokage-jiji tell you? Guess not. See the traitor seems to have different pictures of me in his apartment while Uke-teme also has different pictures of me in his room at the Uchia compound and he always seems to be stalking me and trying to catch me alone with my back turned not to mention he always stares at me with a red face." Izumi said cheerfully and purposefully leaving out about how Mizuki's pictures has red 'x' marks on them. At this Jiraiya looked beyond pissed off as he knocked Mizuki out of the tree and stalked towards the two males with a glare on his face.
"If you need me I'll be giving the scroll back to Hokage-Jiji now, Ero-jiji. Don't forget to send baa-chan a letter letting her know that I'm alive and all." Izumi said cheerfully, knowing the two males were about to be beaten within an inch of their life by the Toad Sannin. Sasuke blinked when he noticed that Izumi had somehow took the scroll off of his back without him noticing before the girl disappeared in a silent Shunshin that left small snowflakes behind, but not before she heard Jiraiya's response.
"Have fun Gaki and don't worry. I'll send Tsunade-hime a letter letting her know everything." Jiraiya said causing Izumi to grin savagely, her grandmother was known for her super strength and if she was as protective as Jiraiya seemed to be then those two would be reduced to paste when she got her hands on them.