Fullmetal Naruto Cross
By: Sayaalv
(A/N: I don't own and read last chapter.)
"Have fun Gaki and don't worry. I'll send Tsunade-hime a letter letting her know everything." Jiraiya said causing Izumi to grin savagely, her grandmother was known for her super strength and if she was as protective as Jiraiya seemed to be then those two would be reduced to paste when she got her hands on them.
"Ero-jiji is beating the traitor and dumbass within an inch of their lives jiji and here's the scroll." Izumi said smirking widely when she Shunsun'd right in front of the Hokage in the middle of a council meeting.
"What are you doing here brat!?" A pink haired woman on the civilian side of the council screeched causing everyone to cover their ears immediately.
"Kami woman! We're all right here less than four yards away from you. Why the fucking hell are you screeching like a freaking banshee?!" Izumi asked rounding on the woman as she covered her sensitive ears, Tsume Inuzuka and her canine partner Kuromaru not far behind her.
"Despite her rather crude way of putting it. Izumi-chan is correct. We are all right here, Mrs. Haruno, and there is no need for you to scream." Sarutobi said rubbing his ringing ears and causing the pink haired woman to flush darkly.
"As for why Izumi-chan is here. She just stopped a newly graduated Genin and one of the Chunin Instructors from stealing the Forbidden Scroll and learning of its secrets." Sarutobi said causing everyone to stare at Izumi who was merely leaning against a wall sipping on a coco-cola that she had pulled from…somewhere.
"Now what were you saying when you arrived Izumi-chan?" Sarutobi asked turning to smile at his honorary granddaughter that began to smirk widely.
"Oh nothing much. I just thought you'd like to know that Ero-jiji is beating the dumbass and traitor within an inch of their lives while I brought back the scroll. Of course Ero-jiji is probably going to destroy half of the training ground in the process." Izumi said smirking with unholy satisfaction that caused everyone to look at her confused and curiously.
"What makes you say that Gaki?" Tsume asked turning in her seat to look at the newly graduated Genin curiously.
"I informed Ero-jiji about how the dumbass kept trying to catch me unaware with my back turned, keeps stalking me, and has an ass load of pictures of me in his room and stares at me with a red face all the time, while the traitor has two ass loads of pictures of me at his house. He may be a self-proclaimed super pervert but I doubt he wants any boys around me just yet, if at all." Izumi said causing Sarutobi, and all those that were in the office with her earlier, to stop and stare at her for a moment before Sarutobi broke the camel's back by snorting in amusement. This caused all the Clan Heads from the ever stoic Aburame head to the seemingly emotionless Hyuuga Head to snicker or snort, a few like the Inuzuka and Akimichi head were roaring in laughter.
"Ow my side! Nice one Gaki! That'll teach the two of them to try and steal the Forbidden Scroll." Tsume said holding her side as she literally howled in laughter at the red heads actions.
"Who's your jiji? There aren't many self-proclaimed super perverts around." Shibi asked trying to hide his amused snickers without much success.
"Ero-jiji you mean? I think his name is Jiraiya but I didn't really pay too much attention to it. I was more focused on the fact he's my grandfather and is a super-pervert." Izumi said smirking slightly when all laughter stopped as everyone starred at the young red head.
"You mean you're the granddaughter of Jiraiya the Toad Sage, the author of Icha Icha, Konoha's spy master, and one of the three legendary Sannin?" A dark haired civilian man asked staring at Izumi wide eyed while everyone's jaw dropped at her nod.
"Yep. Who could have known that I am the granddaughter of two Sannin, the daughter of another Hokage and an ANBU princess?" Izumi asked if only to get amusement out of how pale or red the Civilians were turning at hearing that.
"WHAT!?" Sakura Haruno's mother screeched in disbelief and shock, causing everyone to cover their ears again.
"Dammit! I swear if you do that again I'll turn you into a damn howler monkey!"