Izumi Uzumaki the Alchemist Kuniochi

by FunahoMisaki

Izumi Curtis is reborn as none other than Fem!Naruto. With all of her memories and skills intact and the Kyuubi sealed in her stomach how will this voilent woman change the elemental countries? Note there will be major AU and OOC and definitely some Bashing of multiple characters whether big or small it's there at some point in time. Most often Sakura Sasuke bashing. T

10. grandmas and shouting

Fullmetal Naruto Cross

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I don't own and read last chapter.)

"Alright team seven is Sasuke Uchia, Sakura Haruno, and Sai under Jonin Kakashi Hatake." Iruka said ignoring the squeal from Sakura and a 'hn' from Sasuke.

"Team eight is Hinata Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, and Shino Aburame under Jonin Kurenai Yuuhi. Team nine is still in circulation so team ten is Ino Yamanaka, Choji Akimichi, and Shikimaru Nara under Jonin Asuma Sarutobi." Iruka continued, not bothering to say anything to Ino who slammed her head into the desk in front of her.

"Finally Team Eleven is a special case. It consists of Izumi Uzumaki-Elric, Edward Uzumaki-Elric, and Alphonse Uzumaki-Elric. Your sensei is-" Here Iruka was cut off by the door to the classroom slamming open and in the doorway was a purple haired ANBU woman with a cat mask.

"Team Eleven." The woman called out causing the three Uzumaki-Elrics to stand and look at her, Izumi crossing her arms over her chest with a smirk.

"What's up Kitty?" Izumi asked causing the woman to twitch behind her mask while most clan heirs and heiresses looked at her in amusement while the others looked at her in disbelief.

"Your second teacher and her assistant just arrived at the village gates and Hokage-sama sent me to get you three before they got here." Yuugao said causing Izumi's eyebrow to shoot up before a loud feminine shout outside caused her to smirk.

"Let me guess. Old man Hokage finally got a message to grandma to tell her I'm not dead like the Civilian Council told her, and then she and Grandpa immediately demanded to take on whichever team I'm on?" Izumi asked causing Yuugao to nod while many looked confused, wondering who the hell was her grandmother…although Sasuke paled at the mention of her grandfather.

"WHERE'S THE BASTARD THAT STALKS MY GRANDDAUGHTER!?" An extremely loud and pissed off female yelled as what felt like a miniature earthquake commenced. Izumi took one look at Sasuke's ashen white face and busted out laughing.

"Oi baa-chan in here!" Izumi shouted out her open window, backing away from it when two women and one pig jumped through the window, although the pig was in the dark haired womans arms.

"Izumi-chan!" The blond woman shouted squishing Izumi's face into her bust in a hug, causing most to turn a dark red or look at Izumi in envy.

"Hey grandma! Stop suffocating kaa-san!" Edward shouted at the blond that Iruka called 'Tsunade-sama' and causing her to release Izumi and glare at the blond boy with golden eyes.

"What'd you just call me gaki?!" Tsunade demanded, not even noticing what he had called Izumi.

"I called you grandma cause that's what you are aren't ya? Your kaa-san's grandma which makes you our great-grandma!" Edward said motioning to himself and Alphonse who waved meekly when she looked at them both in disbelief. There was a minute of dead silence as Tsunade merely stared between the Elric boys and Izumi who pinched the bridge of her nose and nodded yes to the unanswered question as to whether or not she was the one they were calling 'Kaa-san'. Instantly after getting over her shock Tsunade assumed the worst possible scenario. The resulting shout was heard all the way to Sand Country.

"WHAT?! I'LL KILL WHOEVER DID THAT TO MY GRANDDAUGHTER!?"