YO GUYS I'M BAC- /bitch slapped
Hahaha... I have no excuse. Well, techincally I do... school has been kicking my poor little ass to the moon.
... but I've mostly been a lazy bum and just decided to stalk people for half a year... and now it's January again!
Yay!
Btw, that reminds me... HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!
hahaha...
Let this be kind of a new year's gift to you...
Btw, a warning to all u kiddies reading this: there's a lot of swearing...
And uh, please read the author's note at the bottom.
''Oh my god. Why is there a human sized green bean? OMFG it's shiny! Oh my god Killua! It has eyes! HOLY SHIT! IT'S LOOKING AT ME! SHIT! KILLUA IT'S LOOKING AT ME! DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! IT'S WALKING TOWARDS ME! KILLUA!''
''...I don't know this girl''
''OMFG! IT'S GONNA BITE MY SPARKLY UNICORN HORN OFF! NOOOOOOOO! THEN IT'S GONNA EAT US ALL! SAVE ME KILLUA!''
''OI! Get off! Don't cling!''
''WAHHHHH! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!''
''O-oi! Stop clinging to me! You're getting snot all over my shirt!''
(￣ε(#￣) ╰╮o(￣皿￣/)
''Yo fatty do you have any food''
''Hey, who are you calling fatty?!''
''You of course Tompa. Who else?''
''... listen here little girl, why don't you bother someone your own age huh? See that white haired kid over there? Go ask him.''
''Oh, you mean Killua? He doesn't have any food. He's poor.''
''...''
''Hey wait a minute! Did you just call me a LITTLE girl?! Huh?! Did you?! YOU DID, DIDN'T YOU?! ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I'M SHORT?! YES YOU ARE! I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU! YOU BITCH!''
(￣ε(#￣) ╰╮o(￣皿￣/)
''Oi Killua.''
''...''
''Hey Killua~''
''...''
''Killua~''
''...''
''Killua~~''
''What the hell do you want?''
''Awww, don't be mean. Now I forgot what I was gonna say.''
''Tch.''
''...''
''...''
''Killua!''
''What?''
''I just realized something! The green bean man can't eat us! It's a bean! And people eat beans! Hahahahaha!''
''...''
''You know what this means? Huh? Huh? Do you Killua?''
''What?''
''He's a bean! That means we can eat him! Let's go eat him Killua!''
''WHAT THE FU-''
''!''
(￣ε(#￣) ╰╮o(￣皿￣/)
''Thank you so much Mr. Beanie! You're the nicest person I've met so far today! Look Killua! Look at what Mr. Beanie gave me! It's my hunter examinee number card!''
''... two minutes ago, you were about to eat him.''
''What? What are you talking about Killua? Pshhhhh..Thats all in the past. By the the way, what number did you get huh? I got number 111! Pretty cool right?''
''I got 99.''
''Wow, wow. Niceeeeeee.''
''Oi, its just a number card. No need to get into my personal space.''
''Hmmmmm ... wow...''
''Tch. Get out of my face!''
(￣ε(#￣) ╰╮o(￣皿￣/)
''Yo Killua. Join my Unicorn club!''
''No.''
(￣ε(#￣) ╰╮o(￣皿￣/)
''Hey you! Wassup? Are you newbies? Cause I'm a newbie! I'm Fai! What are your names?''
''Hi! I'm Gon!''
''Kurapika''
''Leorio''
''Wow, wow. Your names are so weird...But whatever! Do you wanna join my Unicorn club? Huh? Huh? Then we can all be BFFFFFFFFFFFFs forever!''
''Okay!''
''uh...''
''No thanks.''
''What? Whyyyy? Don't you wanna be BFFFFFFFFFFFFs forever with me? Fine, whatever. Old people are no fun. Well... at least I got Gon in my Unicorn club now!''
''Hehe''
''...''
''Oi! Who are you calling old?!''
(￣ε(#￣) ╰╮o(￣皿￣/)
''Hey bald ninja guy!''
''Who me?''
''Yeah! Dude, your eyebrows are epic!''
''Uh... thanks i guess?''
''Yo, do you know who you look like?''
''Uh...''
''You look like Saitama-sensei! You do! You really do!''
''...okay?''
''Hey, are you awesome at fighting like Saitama? Are you? I bet you are! OMFG! I just got the bestest idea! Do you wanna be my sensei? OMFG that'll be so cooooool! Then I'll have a sensei that looks like Saitama! OMFG my bro will be so jealous!''
''...''
''By the way, do you wanna join my unicorn club?''
(￣ε(#￣) ╰╮o(￣皿￣/)
''Wow... the examiner looks soooo weird.''
''...''
''Right Killua? Right? I mean, look at him! His mustache is purple!''
''... Your hair is pink''
''So? Whats wrong with pink hair huh? Huh? Huh? I swear its not dyed! It's not! I was born with pink hair! I was!''
''No need to get so defensive.''
''...''
''...''
''...''
''...''
''...''
''Okay, stop.''
''Yay! I win!''
''Tch.''
(￣ε(#￣) ╰╮o(￣皿￣/)
''Whyyyyyyyyyy''
''...''
''Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Do we have to ruuuuuuun? We've been running for hours alreaddddddyyyy.''
''...''
''Killua, I'm tired. Carry me''
''No.''
''Finnnnnneeeeee''
''...''
''...''
''Examiner-chan, can you please give me a piggy back ride?''
(￣ε(#￣) ╰╮o(￣皿￣/)
''...Fai-what are you writing?''
''It's my journal of doom!''
''What?''
''Hey! Don't look! It's private! Dude! Give it back! Killua!''
So uh... that was actually kinda short.
I apologize for the weirdness... I just write down whatever my brain shits out.
Just watch... the author's note is gonna turn out longer than my actual chapter... sigh.
Anyways, Thanks for reading this chapter...
I called you all down here because I need you people's opinion on something...
So, uh, basically, I've been planning to write another hxh story (I've been planning to write this ever since 2013, but alas, I never was motivated enough). I'm planning to write a reincarnated into the hxh world as Shizuku (from the phantom troupe and don't worry, Imma gonna try to make it funny)... and I'm gonna try to make it an actual story (not one of those crack fics i'm so used to writing). I was wondering what you guys think of this idea... and what perspective you would like to see it in (first person, third person... or a bit of both?).
Thank you so so much for reading this chapter (and my longass authors note)!
Don't worry, I'm not gonna abandon this crackfic!
See you in the next chapter!
P.S. OPM reference guys! (ಥ_ಥ)