A/N: Lol, hey guys. Its been quite a while hasn't it? I mean, the last time I updated was what, 2015? That was two years ago. Damn, does time go by fast. I actually had the intro of this chapter written for quite a while, but I could never really find the interest to continue it.

I feel Like my writing style has changed drastically the past few years, but I'm gonna try to keep it the same as the previous chapters so it doesn't seem weird when you guys read it.

Idk if any of you old readers remember me lol. I'd appreciate it if you've read this story in the past and let me know in the comments. Thanks!

Anyways, I've decided to try to finish this fanfic cause I've said before that I would never abandon it… Even if this takes ten years Imma still gonna try my best to make it til the end.

I hope my sense of humor is still here, but idk, thanks for reading!

Recap from last chapter: Killua stole Fai's journal during the first phase of the exam.

-Entry 21:-

-Hey, wassup,-

-Killua was here.-

-Peace (◍•̅ ȷ̫ •̅◍)-

Entry 21:

BOB-CHAN!

IT'S ALL MY FAULT! BLAME IT ALL ON ME! No wait… BLAME IT ALL ON KILLUA!
IT'S ALL HIS FAULT FOR RUINING YOUR CRISPY PAGES WITH HIS UGLY WRITING!
I'M SO SORRY BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY WHITE-OUT SO THE ONLY THING I CAN DO IS CROSS IT OUT.
I'M SORRY BOB-CHAN.
I WILL MAKE HIM PAY ME- I MEAN YOU BACK I SWEAR!

Sincerely,

Your momma, Fai-chan.

"Saitama Sensei, can you beat someone up for me?"

"Uh…"

"That white haired kid over there. Do you see him? That's the one! And please don't go easy on him! He is a little piece of sh*t!"

"Uh…"

"…"

"…"

"…I'll give you candy."

"Uh… how 'bout no"

"How 'bout yes"

"Uh… bye."

"Wha- Sensei, wait for me! Hey, wait up!"

"GON!"

"Oh- hey Fai-chan!"

"GON! GET AWAY FROM THAT THING!"

"?"

"THAT RUDE WHITE THING!"

"… are you talking about me?"

"Ehhhhhhhh? Fai-chan? Are you talking about Killua?"

*Whisper's loudly* "Gonnnnnnnn! Don't be friends with that guy!"

"Wha- Why Fai-chan? What's wrong with Killua?"

"Because… because… because he is super old and is a meanie!"

"What? But he's the same age as me."

"No, Gon. You are too naïve! He's lying to you! Just look at his white hair. Only old people have hair like that okei? He's just a really short old man! He even needs a skateboard to carry him cause he's so old!"

"…but… he looks young though."

"That because… he probably did plastic surgery! Ya! That's why! That's even more of a reason not to be his friend! Who knows what else he has done!"

"… but Fai-chan…"

"shuuuush, Gon listen to me. I knows this okei? Trust me, he is an old man."

"…You know I heard everything you just said."

"Ah-! Killua! I'm sure Fai-chan didn't mean it!"

"… SEE GON, SEEEEEE? HE HEARD US CAUSE HE HAS HEARING AIDS! HE IS AN OLD MAN AFTER ALL!"

"How old are you Fai-chan?"

"Huh? Can't you tell? I'm almost 34!"

"Really?!"

"Okei, fine. I was joking. I'm actually 11."

"AH~! We're all the same age!"

"No we're not! Killua is a lot older than everyone 'cause he has white hair!"

"… even older than Leorio?"

"En! Leorio-chan is very young!"

"WTF- That old geezer is considered young?! Are you blind?!"

"Why you little- I'm not that old! I'm from the same generation as you!"

"Whatttttttt?! Leorio-chan, you're 11 too?! I thought you would be at least 15?!"

"…"

"…"

"Fai-chan, how many fingers am I holding up?"

"…"

"KILLUA! YOU WHITE PIECE OF SH*T! I'M NOT BLIND!"

"Fai-Chan? Why did you stop?"

"BECAUSE MY WROST ENEMY IS HERE!"

"Who? I don't see nobody."

"IT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! THIS EVIL, UGLY, MINION OF-"

"Are you talking about the stairs?"

"WHAT ELSE WOULD I BE TALKING ABOUT, HUH? I HATE CLIMBING STAIRS! I AIN'T GONNA CLIMB THIS THING!"

"Pfttttt~! So are you gonna give up now~? Wow I've never meet anyone as weird as you. You ran more than 80km but won't continue cause of stairs."

"SAYS WHO I'M NOT GONNA CONTINUE?"

"You said you're not climbing this thing."

"HMPH! I'll show you! I don't hafta touch this thing to continue! SPARKLY UNICORN MAGICAL GIRL! TRANSFORM!"

"…"

"…"

"… Did her backpack just sprout wings?"

"And the old geezer thought I was cheating."

"Ohhh~ We're in the front now. Wow this hunter exam is easier than I thought!"

"Fai-chan, you have wings."

"So? So? So? Killua has a skateboard. Exactly. So your argument is invalid."

"…"

"Oh look~! I see that light at the end of the tunnel! I wonder if that's where heaven is!"

"Fai-chan, we're not dead."

"Oh yeahhhhhh~"

A/N: Okei guys, that the end of this chapter! I hope you enjoyed! Hopefully the next chapter will come soon hehe.

I don't really have anything planned out and I'm basically writing whatever comes to mind with this story. If you guys have any ideas or have anything you would like to see Fai do, just comment below!

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