Chocolate. When it melts it is a substance of magic. The substance of poop. When it melts in your hand, it creates hand poop. It can be use to fool people. Or it can be used to just make your friends laugh and have a good time thinking of stupid things about the hand poop. You can throw the hand poop at people in it's solid form, although solid hand poop is terrible for self-defence. This is because "normal people" call hand poop "chocolate". And this "chocolate" tastes good. So if you throw solid hand poop at people it will just be eaten. Well when the warrior don't have no chocolate, u no wut happens. POOP... PAW POOP... Lionblaze walks over to the medicine cat den, ever so innocent. He has a gift for Jayfeather. "Jayfeath-eeeeeeeeerrrrrrr" as he walks out from behind the piles of herbs, he gets a big faceful of PAW POOP.