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(c) DISCLAIMER: Yeah, the usual. Dont own it, cant buy it, wont steal it.
When you love something set it free
If you don't? Count to three
Because three seconds is all she needs to strike her fist
One intense day at the police headquarters
"Hijikata you bastard!" A voice echoed at the hallway. A fuming Okita Sougo, Captain of the first division of the shinsengumi, marched towards the vice commanders office. His footsteps banging loudly on the creaking wooden floor alarmingly in need of repairs. A group of eyes wondering what it was this time that has gotten the young man furious, killing intent emanating from every fiber of his being.
The office door slammed open. "Its supposed to be my day off! Why do I have to perform a safety demo on a school?" The flaxen headed man barked. Its been one hell of a week! Armed robberies, attempted murders, suicidal freaks, hot summer patrols and Hijikata's diarrhea— Sougo has been busy with all these, he needed a rest! He rarely files leaves because he often slacks a lot, but this week has caused him nothing but pain; sadists, inflict pain! Not receive them! He hasn't even stayed in his own office for long, and he hasn't seen a certain vermillion haired woman for three days. Stress in all places have been building up.
"Shut up Sougo! You think you're the only one who has it hard?! With all these incidents, papers are piling up! If it was up to me, I'd be the one performing a simple demonstration at a local high school. Do you understand just how much easier that is than being buried by a pile of processed tree leaves?!" It was evident how even the vice chief was under stress. In addition, he's finally worked up the courage to take his relationship with Mitsuba to the next level, e.i. actually being able to form coherent paragraphs in the presence of the sleeping demon princess as her image descended from being an unreachable goddess to a human nobless. Recently he's been able to remember events that probably were best left unremembered.
"You shut up! I didnt ask how your day was! Im complaining why I have to deal with this shit? Surely there are others who are available!" He had everything planned out for today. He was going to wake up at eleven in the afternoon and drag the china beast to brunch, they're paying separately of course. He would then proceed to the park and use the pig as a pillow, he would ofcourse not pay for renting her the entire afternoon— whether or not she had duty today, which she does.
"Stop being childish! And do your part to make this society a better place by educating children and preventing future crimes!" Obviously thats not true because no matter what he says now will eventually fade away in the dark recesses of their peanut sized underdeveloped brains. He would only be wasting spit by trying to 'educate' the youth. If they really wanted a change to happen they should put him in charge to rule under a strict dictatorship. That way any possible rebellion will be quench before the idea even forms in their heads less they want said heads scattered on the floor. You cant really rebel if your all chained up, worked to the bones as war slaves.
"Toushi! Sou-chan! What is with all the noise?" Kondo appearing out of nowhere overhearing the young men. How could he not? His office was right next door, and the shinsengumi walls can sometimes be conveniently thin depending on the situation. "Sougo, why don't you go on a leave after this? Same goes for you Toushi! You boys need a break, but for today, finish all work so you can be merry for the next three days! HAHAHA!" The old man laughed heartedly.
A three day leave was exactly what Sougo needed, all he had to do was be over and done with this thing. But he had no idea what to talk about with a bunch of pubescent teens. "Why don't you try to address a rising problem within the society nowadays?" Was kondo-sans suggestion but he knows next to nothing with what common people are fighting against. Neighborhood underwear robbery? Extra marital affairs? The rising price of the country's staple food 'egg over rice'? It was then that he came across a certain red head he'd been wanting to see all week.
"The fuck is wrong with you?" She address the first division captain.
"Say china, your a common village high schooler right? What problems do you usually encounter on a day to day basis?" Was his casual reply.
"One— how can a high schooler be working at a police headquarters? Are you guys that desperate that you'd result to underage workers? Two—my daily crisis consist mostly of you and your ugly mug." She answered honestly as she walked towards the first division office, Okita Sougo in tow.
"Disregarding the presence of my godly features, as an ordinary midget of five foot one, what problems do you encounter in this sick society of yours?" He said, china dragging him by the arm towards his office chair.
"Perverts such as yourself." She dragged another chair and sat down, collecting the files haphazardly thrown on top of the desk and arranging them chronologically while Sougo spins on his chair 360 degrees.
"So in a broader sense, you mean the population?"
"To be specific— The population of perverts increasing due to unrestricted dissemination of pornographic materials as a result of increased urges in males during their high school years ." Were they making a thesis study or a topic for his school demo?
"So basically the main cause of chaos in the modern day society is the uncontrolled libido of these pubescent teens?"
"I don't really like sticking my nose in other peoples business but what is this about? Are you writing a journal for your fellow sex-offenders? Are you having a meeting with the board of perverts?" It could be all of the above.
"Im assigned to make the world a better place by discussing a topic that would help lessen crime rates to a local high school nearby."
Ohh, so he was thinking up of a topic then— kagura thought. "Well since we are in this lane already, why don't you do a discussion regarding women safety?"
"Like, not getting pregnant because they did it in the bathroom?" Was he speaking out of experience? Did he get pregnant because he did it in the toilets?
"Nooooo... Like, teach self defense to prevent perverts from touching them."
"Ohh like a discussion about protection and condoms so they wont get pregnant?" Did he fail to use protection back at his youth and is now trying to correct his previous mistake? Did he really get pregnant?
"Fine! Why don't you just make a discussion about pregnancy since you obviously want someone pregnant!" The china girl really should stop giving him such ideas, as if he doesn't already have enough.
"Alright lets do a practice run!" Why? "Good Morning underdeveloped brats, today we are going to talk about sex—"
"You can't say that at a school!" Kagura shouted, alarmed. Just who was it that decided for this freak to corrupt the minds of a bunch of high schooler?
"—Fucking?"
"NO!"
"—Alright brats today we'll talk about intercourse!"
"What happened to your fixation about pregnancy? Its the result, not the act that your supposed to discuss!" She said, standing up and hitting his head hard. He probably had this intention from the very start. He is purposely irritating her because he enjoys seeing other people wallow in misery.
"Then how do you suggest we start?"
He said, gesturing his hand signaling for her turn to speak, not entirely serious about the whole ordeal. Kagura thought about whether or not to help this guy half-assing his work, but then felt guilty about all those kids that will be plummeting down into the first division captain's self constructed hell made specially for the victims of his sadism.
"Why don't you discuss the stages month by month?" She will at least try to lead him in the right path.
"Alright then, lets see— the first months consist of the formation of an amniotic sac. Think of it as putting a fragile egg inside a water balloon. It helps cushion the growing embryo." Why!?
"Shouldn't you explain the terminologies?" She doubt children would understand what an amniotic sac was, let alone how it looked like base on his description.
"Too lazy—" he waved off "—the placenta also develops around this time. It is like another mother inside your mothers belly. It feeds you and it cleans your poop." Is that how a police officer should view mothers?! "The embryo is about a quarter of an inch, basically it means you can still do it and wont have to fear hitting the baby." A crumpled paper hit his head.
"At Month number two, fingers and toes start to form. The brain is well developed, and a heart beat could be felt—" unless you're a prince from the planet of the sadist, because apparently they don't grow hearts even at the age of 24 "—the guts and sensory organs are well on their way. It would be about an inch large and congratulations! You now have an alien looking creature growing in your womb!" Did he just call the fetus an alien?
"So why is this important, you may ask." Not really. "Well, I'm not really sure either but maybe you can still do it at this stage."
"WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT!?" At this point in time the only thing Kagura feared most was the increase of potential perverts due to his 'teachings'
"You're right! One should be careful in bed, miscarriage rate is high you know?" That wasn't what she meant.
"Heading to month three; your baby can now play rock-paper- but no scissors, their ears can hear you cussing like a pirate and all parts are fully formed."
"Basically the first trimester is the period where the baby is starting to form."
"You mean to come together?" No... Just, no...
"At month four, you can hear a heartbeat through a doppler—"
"A doppler is
"No one cares. The baby forms eyelids for rejecting the worlds reality, nails for clawing into the status quo, and hair to use strawberry based shampoo on. And lastly—"
"—Congratulations! Its a girl!" Kagura cheered, stamping approvals on a pile of papers ."
"What?" He said getting caught off guard.
"You know, you can now tell whether its a boy or a girl, so stop calling it twenty different weird names!"
"At month number five, the baby starts to move and is covered in all sorts of things like miniscule hair and cheese." Did he just call the vernix caseosa cheese? "Around this time the baby is most likely longer than your phalus" Just STOP!
"Month six, the skin is reddish, wrinkled and veins are visible. The baby has finger prints now so she can be caught by hard working police if she ever decides to commit crimes." How will a baby commit crime?
"During month seven their hearing is now fully developed and the baby will respond to your horrible shower singings, pain and light."
"Dont forget babies born prematurely at this month are more likely to survive than the earlier months" Kagura pointed out." So in short in you want to make a new baby now is the earliest time to get rid of the first one." Kagura warned the captain of sharp pen she was holding.
"At month eight, there would be more development and the baby starts to kick more foreshadowing how she will be treating you when you've outgrown your usefullness." Well that wont happen if you guide her to be an outstanding human being, now wont it?
"Last but not the least, at the ninth month the baby will continue to grow and develop. Lungs for second hand smoking, her eyes can now blink and beg for material objects, the head can now turn to say no. And she is now ready for the world! You know what that means?" the captain wagged his eyebrows towards his secretary.
"Welcome to hell?" she responded.
"It means you can finally do it again!" the division captain exclaimed, a confetti of office papers thrown in the air. Did he just ripped the report?
Shocked at her hard work literally thrown in the air, the china beast stood up anger slowly seeping in. "Thats is!" She charged at the young man sitting in his chair, both falling down to the floor, papers scattered along side them.
The door slides open to a confused Hijikata. The daze from seeing the china girl beating Sougo didnt last long as he screamed for order to return. "What the hell are you doing Sougo?! I told you to prepare for your demo which will start in an hour! "
With the newfound awareness of the vice commander's existence, Kagura Yato release her division captain from a headlock and stood up. Looking Hijikata in the eyes with strict determination she uttered the words that could possibly save countless of lives. "Vice Commander! I would like to formally request to take on the task of educating the youth of the nearby Highschool establishment in replacement of my incapacitated captain, sir!"
"Ugh! Whatever, I dont care who does it as long as someone does. I have enough problems at my hands. Sougo get up and head for the infirmary, Kagura submit your report regarding your demo within the week. Dismissed." Hijikata exited the room, his fingers massaging his temples.
"Well Sadist, see you in about four hours." she waved at the body lying on the ground.
Kagura arrived back at head quarters one and a half hour early feeling accomplished. She didnt expect for the children to be well behaved, they participated in her discussion regarding self defense and asked only necessary questions. It turned out to be a fun event. Until she saw Okita Sougo still passed out on the floor.
"Oi, did you finally kicked the bucket?" she remembered how much hell this past week has been for the captain. He hasn't gotten much sleep and today was supposedly his day off. Not that she was keeping track or anything. Has he even eaten anything yet?
Sougo woke up on the infirmary bed, the smell of coffee and onigiri filling the room. "Finally awake? I was worried I had to file charges on my self, like accidental homicide." she chimed handing over some of her stack of food.
"As long as you go to jail, thats fine by me."he accepted, sipping from the coffee mug. Heat returning to his once cold body. "Are you kidding me? Ofcourse the trial would be rigged, I'd be released and you're six feet under." she laughed that certain laugh he hasn't seen in three days. He missed it, not that he would ever say it out loud.
She had her hair tied in a messy bun,orange wisps framing her face. Her blouse was unbuttoned at the top by two, heels and stockings removed for comfort as she sat on a chair next to him. Okita Sougo being dragged by the moment, cupped the vermilion haired woman's face and gave a light peck on her cheeks. Surprised Kagura's cheeks lit pink and he burned the image on the back of his head. He moved to his hands to her jaws and caressed its way to her neck to the collar of her blouse.
"Stop screwing with me... " she mumbled, eyes downcast. "We haven't even started yet China."
"You know what I mean!" she snapped, swatting his hands away. "Stop playing around with me! How do you think I would feel!" at this point she was shouting, tears fighting to escape her.
He didnt understand what the problem was, and Kagura saw that from his confused expression. "Sadist— Sougo, do you even like me at all? Do you even know how much you're hurting me?"
Realization struck him like lightning. Does he 'like' China or was it all just lust? He couldnt respond to her question which he himself didnt know the answer. The China girl smiled at the captain, patted his head smoothing out his bed hair. "Think about it for the mean time, captain. I'll take my leave, enjoy the onigiri. I owed you that one."
(A/N): So yeah, understand that love and lust are different things. Sometimes you have to know yourself how you feel before you jump into actions less someone will get hurt. Sougo's emotions are running to fast so lets slow it down for now. Hahah. Review