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"You've got to be kidding me." Edward said.

"We've got to find them." Bilbo said.

Edward nodded then bended over and picked up Keeper, Dwalins ax.

"He'll be wanting this." Edward said putting across his back.

"What took them?" Bilbo asked.

"If we find giant spiders." Edward said, gesturing to the webbing. "I am burning down this forest."

Edward and Bilbo made their way through the forest trying to find them but there was no luck. Bilbo got onto a tree branch next to the cliff he was on to look around.

"Edward." Bilbo whispered. Edward walked over to him. Bilbo pointed his sword at a collection of truly massive spider webs.

"Whatever made those probably took Thorin and the others." Edward said drawing one of his swords. "Follow me." He said as he started creeping down the branch followed by the hobbit.

They reached the webs and quickly hid as they noticed that the spiders were still around. Edward looked at the massive spiders but when he looked back at Bilbo the hobbit wasn't there. The spiders heard a commotion a ways away and creeped off towards it.

'I am going to burn down this forest next chance I get.' He thought.

"Bilbo." Edward breathed.

Then a lone spider walks into view and approaches a cocoon which held one of the dwarves in it. The spider started clicking as if it was talking as it grabbed the dwarf. Just then an unknown object collided with its rump and it whipped around. It started clicking angrily as it looked around then Bilbo appeared out of nowhere.

"Here." Bilbo said as if to answer. He then plunges his blade into the bugs face. The bug slumped onto the branch and fell off. Its large, arachnid body crushing branches and breaking webs.

Edward walks past Bilbo and starts cutting down the cocoon prisons. He jumped down once they were all free and started opening the webbed cages.

"Oy that's my ax." Dwalin says getting up.

"Here ya go and next time don't lose. Be like Thorin." Edward said giving Dwalin the ax and gesturing to Thorin who still had his sword. Dwalin just growled and walked away.

"Thorin!" One of the dwarves called. Everyone looked as Nori was tackled by a spider. The dwarves rushed up and grabbed a leg and after all of them pulling at once, the spider's legs snapped off with a vicious crack. Edward turned around and started to attack the spiders that were rapidly returning.

Edward leapt at the first spider. His sword went straight through the massive bugs face. He flipped onto its body and yanked his weapon out. He spun and slashed open another spiders face and leapt forward into a roll. He came up and thrust both his blades into a third spider. He withdrew and leapt into a nearby tree. He jumped up and cut the web on which a spider was descending. The spider fell with a painful crack and Edward dropped and finished it off.

Edward looked back and started running to help his friends when an arrow struck the spider in front of him. He looked up and saw a man with pointed ears and boasting a recurve bow riding down a spiders web, crashing into it and killing before sliding under another while shooting it with his bow. He came up another arrow already notched and pointed it at Thorin's face as other men surrounded the company, arrows at the ready.

Elves.

"Do not think I won't kill you dwarf. It would be my pleasure." The Elf said.

Edward surged forward. The elf fired his bow but Edward ducked the shot. His sword came up and cleanly bisected the bow. The elf stepped back and drew a pair of daggers.

"You don't want to do this." He spoke, with an air of pompous superiority.

Edward sheathed his left sword. "Oh, I think I do."

The elf raised his hand to order his men to fire but Edward dropped a smoke bomb in the center of the mass. Everyone was blinded.

"HELP!" a person cried out from afar.

"Kili!" Fili yelled.

Edward ran as soon as the smoke enveloped him while arrows whizzed past his head. He made his way into the trees and saw Kili being charged by a spider. He drew his other sword and leapt onto the spider impaling it through the head.

"You're mistaken!" Edward heard. He looked up just in time to deflect a knife bound for his head. He looked back at the thrower. It was a red haired woman with a bow.

"What was that for?" Edward asked.

The woman said nothing as she brought a bow notched with an arrow.

"Drop your swords." She ordered.

"Sorry lass but that will be a no." Edward replied as Kili backed away.

She released the arrow sending it towards Edwards head but was blocked by two swords. Edward looked at her with a smirk.

"Witless Spanish men have done better." He taunted. The woman drew one blades and ran at him.

He brought up his sword and clashed it with her dagger. She struck him in the shoulder and dived to his side. She retrieved her second dagger and met both of his blades. Kili scrambled for his sword but he found it lying ten feet away. The woman took another swipe and Edward parried. He then whirled around and attacked her open side. She brought up her other blade and stopped the blow. She then thrusted her free blade towards Edwards head. She did it with such speed that when Edward blocked the blade flipped off his hood.

"You're good." Edward said. She attacked him again with a punishing flurry of swipes but Edward brought his blade up for every attack. She then dove another blade towards his chest but he dropped one of his swords and grabbed her arm and in a flash he flipped her onto her back. Her other blade flew out of her hand as Edward knocked the wind out of her when she hit the ground. She rolled to the right and picked up Edwards sword. It was obvious that she was unfamiliar with that style of sword as she attacked. Edward quickly swiped his blade across her hand causing her to drop his sword. She leapt back and retrieved her blades as Edward picked up his swords.

Kili, unbeknownst to Edward, was captured by the other elves.

The woman made for the trees not expecting Edward to follow which he did. Edward kept running as the woman tried to outpace him. She then unexpectedly grabbed the trunk of a tree and swung around she drove her boot into Edward's chest sending them both to the ground. Edward got up but he lost his swords in the fall.

"Give up now." The woman said keeping her blades pointed at him.

"You seem to think that will work." Edward replied.

She rushed at him intent on finishing him but Edward flicked out his hands extending a blade from his wrists. He rid her of one blade then grabbed her arm which held her other dagger.

"I am used to killing so don't think I won't." Edward said threateningly.

"So am I." The woman said. Then she twisted Edwards arm and broke free.

She drew back in a protective stance and looked to Kenway for his next move.

"You quite the pretty one." Edward taunted. "What brings someone like you to a place like this?" He mocked.

"Oh, you think yourself one of humor. It needs work." She shot back.

"I try." Edward replied. The woman advanced on him again. Edward parried her swipe and locked her arm in his. He took another swipe with his other blade but she blocked it. Edward then kicked out her leg and threw her to the ground. She rolled and stood up. Edward then went onto the offensive. The woman skillfully blocked his unorthodox attacks, but she was not perfect. Edward slammed down with his right blade which caught both her blades. His left arm then made a very deep cut into her upper arm. She reeled back at the wound. Edward then dealt a kick to her knee. She tried to impale Edward's stomach with her daggers but Edward caught and twisted her wrists, causing her to drop her weapons.

Edward stood over the woman ready to deal a killing blow.

'Surely she deserves it. She attacked me.'

'She is a woman. Not a man. It's not right.'

Edward was caught in two seconds of indecision. In those two seconds the woman twisted her wrists free and dealt a knee thrust to Edwards gut. He careened over as she grabbed hold of his shoulder. She then threw him towards a nearby stream.

"Captain Tauriel!" A man said when he reached the site.

Edward stood up and looked at 'Tauriel' and the other elves. He stood on the edge of the stream.

Which was thirty feet down.

The woman drew her bow and shot and arrow. One of six. Edward blocked his face. Two arrows met his bracers and four met his chest.

He fell to the stream below.

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