One Crazy Cruise – A Hannah Montana Fanfiction…

A/N - Well, here is chapter one of a new story yeah! Anyway; I had many places to place this story; but I figured since it was mainly Hannah Montana, well, that's where I placed it. However; I will explain, this is a major crossover between Hannah Montana, Young & Hungry, Pair of Kings and Suite Life. So; if you haven't seen any of those shows after Hannah, then I suggest you do, because they are all good shows; plus it helped give me this idea lol. One more thing; this set during the fourth season of Hannah, the third season of Suite Life, between season one & two of Pair of Kings and season four of Young & Hungry. Just so you had an age range lol. Also; this is my first attempt at something like this and a Hannah fic; so please be nice. Finally; I own nothing from any of these shows sadly; so please enjoy and remember to review. We do love feedback. Enjoy!

Full Summary: It's a Hannah Montana reunion. Miley's dad invites the Hannah gang and their new friends along for a crazy adventure aboard the S.S Tipton. Miley's been riding wrecking balls, Oliver's been King of an island and Lily's a head chef. What happens when these three friends meet up after being apart for so long? What about the three friends brining their new friends along? What happens on this crazy cruise? Story better the Summary.
Major crossover with Hannah/Pair of Kings/Young&Hungry/Suite Life. (Many pairings).

Chapter 1

The Planning & Invitations

Location

Malibu California

Stewart Household

"JAKCOSN ROD STEWART! GET DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT!" Robbie Ray Stewart called from the kitchen counter as he finished looking through that morning's mail.

For a moment, silence ran throughout the house before the sound of Jackson's thundering footsteps came crashing through the house. Soon enough; the nineteen-year-old appeared from the stairwell.

"Whatever it is; I didn't do it! I was dared too!" Jackson defended as soon as he saw the look his father was giving him once he entered the room.

"What are you talking about? I called you down so we could plan your sister's eightieth birthday party." Robbie explained as he frowned. "You do remember her birthday; right?" Robbie questioned.

"Oh, Miley's birthday…right…this is so not about the fire ants in the air vents. Right…" Jackson trailed with a frown before stopping as he realized what he said.

"SWEET NIBLITS JACKSON ROD STEWART FIRE ANTS IN THE – "Robbie began to yell before Jackson interrupted him instantly not wanting to be yelled at.

"Remember, that's not what this is about. Miley; remember her? Your soon-to-be eighteen-year-old." Jackson explained as Robbie looked at him with an unbelievable look. Jackson continued, "You wanted to talk about her birthday; now; what big surprise did have planned for Miley?" Jackson wondered.

Anytime one of the Stewart kids turned a special age like sixteen, eighteen or twenty-one, Robbie threw a big surprise. For example; before they moved into their new house; Robbie had taken Jackson and Miley on a European trip for Jackson's eighteenth birthday. So; what surprise party he had planned for Miley was, well, a surprise to even Jackson. Robbie however; had been thinking of this for months…

"Oh, well, we'll just deal with the fire ants and your punishment later." Robbie explained with a smirk as Jackson frowned. However; Jackson stopped frowning when Robbie beckoned him to the table and showed him a website for a cruise ship on his laptop. Jackson began to smile in excitement. "Anyway; I was thinking that since Miley's been trying to act normal after her telling everyone she's Hannah Montana and breaking out of that image, I figured we could spend some family time together. Now that she's not twerking or riding wrecking balls, I figured it would be a nice change for her and us." Robbie finished as he and Jackson began to look at the website together.

Jackson nodded, "Sounds awesome. The S.S Tipton." Jackson read with a grin, until his eyes widen in realization. "The S.S Tipton! I remember you, Miley and Lilly went on that boat for the Teen Cruise to Hawaii way back when we lived in our old house. Is that why your choosing this boat? Because you've been on it before?" Jackson wondered as he smiled while Robbie nodded in agreement.

"Yup! Only this time, I figured it would be nice for her to goes as Miley and not Hannah. Besides, it might even be nice for her to get away from all that crazy stuff her label company's being making her do and just be her for a while. What do you think?" Robbie wondered as he smiled in hope.

"Totally." Jackson grinned with excitement. "But, even if we are pulling through with this cruise idea, who's all going? You know; just out of curiosity?" Jackson questioned hoping it would just be three of them for a family bonding. After all, since Miley told the world her secret, she's been busy and he or their father haven't seen her since she signed with the dumb new label company.

"Well, besides you, me and Miley; I thought we could track down Lilly and Oliver to invite them as well. For old times' sake. After all, it's been a while since we've seen them, and I think Miley would be even more surprise if she showed up and saw her two old best friends there, no?" Robbie asked with thought.

"Heck yeah! Let's invite them! It defiantly has been a while." Jackson finished with a smile.
Sure, Jackson's always been annoyed with Oliver and Lilly when they hung around a lot with Miley. But even if he didn't admit out loud, he had to admit that Lilly was a like a sister to him and Oliver was like a brother to him. Besides, his father was right, it wouldn't be the same without them, the cruise might even end up being more fun. Well, Jackson and Robbie were soon going to find out about that…

"Right, then, let's get to work on booking the cruise and getting a hold of Miley, Lilly and Oliver…"

Just like that, the two began their planning, both get excited at the idea….

…

Location

San Francisco, California

Kaminski Apartment

Josh Kaminski woke up the morning of the day that would change his and his friends lives. With a smile on his face, he walked downstairs ready to start his day with a fresh made meal for breakfast. As soon as he walked down the steps into his main living room, he was greeted by his housemaid Yolanda, and personal chef/girlfriend Gabi Dimond. While he was served breakfast, Gabi and Yolanda joined him.

Just as they were about to start a conversation about their agenda for the day; Elliot Park (his personal assistant) came walking into the apartment. Noticing the three sitting at the table, he joined them too.

"Good morning Josh – "Elliot greeted as Josh returned the greeting. Instantly; Elliot handed Josh the mail he gathered on his way up. "– Come in just as I got here, figured might as well." Elliot finished.

"Well, thank you." Josh commented as he took the mail and beckoned for Elliot to join them at the table. As he his friend/employee sat down, he began to go through his mail. "Let's see – bill, bill, oh twenty five percent discount on suits and ties – "Josh read off of each envelope as he set the one aside while receiving odd looks from his workers/friends. He continued, "– Bill, bill, bi – wait a minute, this is weird – "Josh stated as he stopped himself and read the front of the envelope.

"What? What's weird?" Gabi questioned as she frowned in worried. "Is everything okay Josh?"

A moment of silence came before Josh sighed and nodded his head. "I think so; but this is weird. I got a letter that's not from any of my family members or a bill. In fact, I think we got someone else's mail by mistake." Josh stated with a frown as he showed them the front of the envelope. "See; it's addressed to a Lilly Truscott in this apartment." Josh finished as Elliot and Yolanda looked at one another in confusion.

Gabi however froze at the name.

"Gabi – "Yolanda stated after realizing the state her friend was in. When she didn't get a response, she waved a hand in front of the girls face. "– Gabi – "Yolanda yelled louder finally get the girl's attention.

"Hu? What? My name's not Lilly!" Gabi blurted while slapping a hand over her mouth in surprise.

"What?" Josh asked in confusion as he eyed his girlfriend then the envelope once more. "Gabi? Is there something you're not telling us? Let me rephrase that, is there something you know that we don't?" Josh wondered as he eyed his girlfriend with slight hurt as he watched her sigh in defeat.

"Well, if I was planning to tell you the truth, I guess it's now – "Gabi commented making the other three still look at her in confusion. "- Josh; that letter wasn't addressed to the wrong apartment." Gabi stated.

"It wasn't?" Josh asked in confusion as he looked at it once more. "But, it says Lilly Truscott, and this apartment address." Josh finished as he re-read the letter for the millionth time.

Gabi took a deep breath, "That's because my real name isn't Gabi Dimond. It's Lilly Truscott." Gabi (Lilly) finished as Josh, Elliot and Yolanda all looked at their friend like she was crazy.

"Girl chef say what!?" Elliot questioned as Gabi (Lilly) sighed at the catch phrase.

A moment of silence came over them as Josh, Yolanda and Elliot stared at Gabi trying to see if their friend was joking or not. When Gabi's serious face didn't die down into a laugh, all three tried to wrap their mind around the idea that their friend wasn't who she said she was.

"What? I – You – "Josh began as he finally accepted the thought. "- What do you mean your name is Lilly Truscott and not Gabi Dimond?" Josh wondered instantly with a challenging tone.

"Well, after my old friend Miley Stewart revealed she was Hannah Montana, I realized I wanted a normal life. A life away from all the crazy fame Miley was going to have. And, I was glad I did. After the music video Wrecking Ball came out, Miley was getting into some crazy situations because of her record label. So; I figured the best way out of it, was to start a new life, go to college, and find a passion. Luckily for me, my passion ended up being a chef. It was then I meet Sophia in college and we became friends. After Miley, Oliver and I got into a fight about Miley's image, I changed my name so I wouldn't have to speak to the two of them or be hunted down by Miley's label. And, so; that's how I ended up here as Gabi Dimond today." Gabi (Lilly) finished with a sigh as Josh, Yolanda and Elliot all listened, still in shock.

"Oh, then…" Josh began as he handed Gabi (Lilly) the envelope. "…I guess this is yours; Lilly." Josh finished with a hurt expression on his face as Gabi (Lilly) frowned and took the envelope. Josh stood up and walked away; leaving the rest of his breakfast untouched.

"Josh! - "Gabi (Lilly) called as she stood up ready to go after him.

Luckily; Yolanda stood up and grabbed Gabi (Lilly) by the arm and stopped her. "Girl, I would give him some space. I mean, he just found out a lot of information." Yolanda explained with a sigh.

Gabi (Lilly) nodded. "Right…" Gabi (Lilly) stated as she sat back down and sighed.

"So; your telling me – "Elliot began finally breaking the silence making both girls turn to him. "- That your name isn't really Gabi Dimond, it's Lilly Truscott and you were friends with the girl who was Hannah Montana?" Elliot summarized hoping he heard everything right.

"Yup." Gabi (Lilly) stated with a sigh. "I was also Lola for four years." Gabi (Lilly) finished with a grin.

"Who's Lola?" Elliot and Yolanda questioned together in confusion.

Realizing what she said, she sighed. "It's nobody." Gabi (Lilly) finished deciding to not tell them about her third identity. She figured she revealed enough for today.

"Right…." Elliot stated with a smile. "– But now that we know your real name, what's so important that it had to be mailed to you?" Elliot wondered as he eyed the envelope in his hands.

"I'm not sure." Gabi (Lilly) replied as she eyed the envelope. She recognized that address anywhere…

"Well go on girl. Open it!" Yolanda stated as Gabi (Lilly) smiled.

Instantly; Gabi (Lilly) did just as Yolanda suggested and opened her envelope. After opening it, she found a part invitation card and a folded-up letter inside. Reading it, she couldn't believe her eyes…

"So…." Elliot stated as he waved his hands in a motion for Gabi (Lilly) to tell them what it was.

"It's an invitation – "Gabi (Lilly) began as she frowned at the thought. "– For Miley's eighteenth birthday party…"

…

Location

Kinkow

Royal Castle (Plaza)

That same morning Josh had found about his friend Gabi (Lilly); Boomer Parker was going to find out some surprising news about his fraternal twin brother Brady. Yet, neither twins knew it was coming; and so, when they entered the Plaza of their castle that morning to meet their friends Mason Makoola (Royal advisor and head guard) and his daughter Mikayla Makoola for the annual island mail drop; they were in for a shock. Upon arriving to the Plaza, the two brothers found they had arrived early for once.

"Well, that's weird, usually the Makoola's and cousin Lanny are out here." Boomer stated with confusion as he and Brady looked around the area.

"Hm…maybe we've mixed up the day." Brady stated in thought as he placed his hands on his hips.

"I doubt it. We never get up before noon unless it's important." Boomer finished as Brady nodded in agreement while the two still continued to scan the area for their missing friends. Neither twin heard the two Makoola's walk up behind them.

"Morning my kings."

Both kings suddenly screamed in shock at the sound of the sudden voice that appeared behind them. Tuning to see that it had been Mikayla Makoola herself, both boys gasped for air and began to try and calm their heart rate down. Brady leaned on Boomer for support as he caught his breath and Boomer tried to make himself stop shaking all while taking deep breaths and leaning on Brady for support too.

"Yeesh women! Did you have to sneak up behind us!?" Brady questioned once his breathing calmed down. He began to dust himself off and tried not to stay angry at Mikayla for the sneak up.

"Yeah; you nearly gave us a heart attack! Man; you'd think for being one-sixteenth sasquatch you'd make some kind of noise." Boomer commented as soon as his breath was calmed down as well.

Mikayla shot them both a look, "The castle mail drop is coming; don't make me push you under it." Mikayla threated as both twins looked at her in surprise.

"Okay; okay; no need to squash out." Boomer stated as he held his hands up in defense.

"I – "Mikayla began as she pointed an accusing finger at Boomer but unfortantully got interrupted.

"MAIL DROP!" Mason shouted.

Instantly; Mikayla and Brady ran off the left side of the Plaza while Mason and Boomer ran off to the right side of the Plaza. As soon as they disappeared from the middle section a huge wooden box drooped right into the middle area where they had been standing. Once, it hit the ground, it broke into a million pieces and millions of envelopes, brown packages and boxes appears between the wood.

"Well, it's a good thing we moved, we would've been flattened like pancakes." Boomer commented with a frown at the thought.

"Oh! Speaking of which, can we get some after this? Because, I am starving." Brady stated with a grin.

"When aren't you?" Mikayla questioned making Brady turn to defend himself.

Before Brady could defend himself from Mikayla, Boomer spoke up. "Look! Brady; our Air Hockey Table arrived." Boomer interjected hoping to stop an argument from happening between the two.

"Sweet! I can't wait to put it together and kick some butt." Brady stated with a smile.

"Yeah right! If your Air Hockey Skills are anything like your Pool skills, then…." Boomer began only to trail off his sentence when he noticed the warning look Brady was giving him…

A moment of silence came over the two before Mason broke it for them, "Hu; that's weird..." Mason trailed as Boomer, Brady and Mikayla turned to face him with curiosity and concern.

"What is it daddy? What's wrong?" Mikayla questioned as she, Brady and Boomer gathered around Mason.

"I - I knew this would catch up to us - " Mason muttered as he eyed Brady who looked at him in confusion. " - But; I didn't think it would after only two years." Mason finished making Brady still eye him in confusion.

"What are you talking about Mason?" Boomer questioned as he frowned in thought.

"It's - um - uh..." Mason trailed as he continued to eye Brady hoping the boy would get his hint, but frowned when he saw Brady still lost at what he was implying.

"Let me see that." Boomer demanded as he ripped the envelope out of Mason hands. He began to look it over as soon as he could. "Well, that is weird. I think they put this in our mail drop by mistake. This letter is addressed to someone named Oliver Oken on Kinkow." Boomer explained as Brady's eyes suddenly widen and he turned to face Mason in full understandment now.

Mason gave Brady a "Duh/are you kidding me" kind of look.

"I don't think we have anyone named Oliver Oken on this island, do we?" Boomer questioned as he looked at Mason with an eyebrow raised.

"I uh, think it's time we told Mikayla and Boomer the truth." Mason began as he took the envelope from Boomer hands quickly and handed it to Brady as Boomer sent a death glare to Mason. "Don't you? Oliver?"

Silence came over the four friends as Mikayla and Boomer looked between Mason and Brady in confusion. Taking the envelope; Brady turned it over in his hands and frowned when he saw what the retuning address was. While reading the envelope over; Brady felt nervous, as he slowly began to open it. As he opened it, he felt all eyes on him and only looked up when he finally pulled two items out of the envelope.

"Oliver? Did he just call you Oliver!?" Boomer questioned with confusion as he looked between Brady and Mason.

"Look; your majesty; I can explain - " Mason began before Boomer interrupted him by holding up a hand and turning on Brady.

"No! No need, I want Brady to explain. You know; if that is even your real name." Boomer stated as he and Brady frowned at one another.

Another moment of silence came over the Plaza as the four eyed one another, eventually Brady sighed, knowing he wasn't getting our of this one. "Well, I guess the truth was gonna come out sooner or later." Brady stated with a sigh as he looked down at the papers he held in his hand and then back up at Boomer, Mikayla and Mason. "Look, Mason is right. My - My real name isn't Brady Parker. It's Oliver Oken." Brady (Oliver) began to explain as Boomer and Mikayla looked at him in shock and surprise. Mason just sighed and crossed his arms as he watched the scene unfold.

"WHAT!?" Boomer questioned not wanting to believe what he was hearing before he started to laugh. "Wow bro! That's a good one. You know; you really had me going there for a moment." Boomer finished with a grin.

"Your majesty; it's not a joke. Brady or well, Oliver I guess is telling the truth." Mason added as he sighed, Mikayla still stared in shock while Boomer stopped laughing when he saw his twin's and Mason's serious look.

"Wait - So you mean? How - But we lived in Chicago together!? And, we've - But hu?" Boomer questioned finally trying to wrap the idea around in his mind.

Before another awkward silence could form, Brady (Oliver) spoke up. "Well, we did live in Chicago together since I was fifteen." Brady (Oliver) explained as he sighed at the look Boomer was giving him. "Remember, Aunt Nancy and Uncle Bill brought me home after they found out I've been living in Malibu under a different a name. Yes, we've lived together in Chicago; but you knew I was adopted when Aunt Nancy and Uncle Bill was having a heard time. They couldn't take care of two growing boys; so they put one up for adoption and well...that's how I ended up here today." Brady (Oliver) finished as he smiled weakly.

"Pft; that's crazy talk." Boomer commented as he sighed. "But, it makes sense and I do remember meeting you for the first time when I found out I had a brother. Also; you seem very serious about this, so I'm willing to go along and get to know this other you." Boomer continued as Brady (Oliver) smiled and pulled his brother in for a hug. After they hugged, they both turned to Mikayla and Mason. "So; Mikayla; what do you think? If Mason knew about this, then you did too right?" Boomer questioned as Mikayla frowned and shook her head. Before either twin knew it, Mikayla turned and stormed off in annoyance and hurt.

"MIKAYLA!" Brady (Oliver) called as he made a move to go after her. He was stopped by Mason.

"I would give her some space your majesty. You know how us squashes can get when were upset." Mason instructed as Brady (Oliver) stopped moving and nodded.

"Right..." Brady (Oliver) trailed in thought as he watched the spot where Mikayla had disappeared too.

"Anyway - " Boomer began hoping to break the awkward tension. " - If you don't mind me asking; what was in that envelope that had to be mailed to you by Oliver in our mail drop? Must be serious right?" Boomer wondered as he and Brady (Oliver) turned to look at the papers in Brady's (Oliver's) hands.

Once Brady (Oliver) got a full look at the paper's; he looked at them in surprise and sighed, "It's - It's an invitation t-to Miley's e-eighteenth birthday party..."

A/N - Well, there was chapter one! Yeah! What did you think? Good? Bad? Should I continue? Anyway; what did you think of the background stories? I did my best. Also; do you think Lilly and Oliver are gonna go to Miley's birthday? And; what about Miley? How is she gonna react to all of this? Finally; what's gonna happen when all these shows meet up on the S.S Tipton?

Anyway; I would like to apologize if it seems odd that POK ended up longer the other two shows. I didn't plan it, it just turned out that way lol. Don't worry; I will try and write longer for Hannah & Young & Hungry in the next chapter. Trust me, I tried to make the other two longer, but it didn't work out lol.

With that said, thanks for reading and please remember to review! I love to hear your thoughts :) Chapter two will be up soon!

Until the next chapter; with all my love to you guys :) - InsidePointPlace