A/N: Ok so here is the next chapter courtesy of me and my awesome sister, I'm really behind on my Ereri so here is the next chapter and this (may?) become a one-shot later. But anyhow here it is! Your Levi fluff is coming those of you that are waiting for that.

Also shoutout to Frost X the one who originally wrote one that inspired this plz read her 50 ways in how to annoy beyblade characters it's hilarious!

Thanks to my lovely sister who knows we stayed up from 17:04- 00:37 making this (5:04-12:37)

Last one: thanks for you for reading this

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50 ways on how to Survive Survey High (AOT AU)

#50: constantly call Hanji Zoë a girl while using feminine pronouns towards them

Students: There she is.

Hanji: I am not a she! I am a they or a Hanji!

#49: put Levi as 'Waifu' in the year book

Levi: brat I'm gonna kill you

Aros: run like your life depends on it because it will...

#48: your principals name is Eyebrows not Mr. Smith

#47: grab Connie and Levi's homework put it on a high ceiling and say have fun trying

#46: burn all the ladders and things they could climb to get it down. Then laugh

#45: take Ymir's phone away from her while she's texting Historia.

Ymir: dweeb, go take someone else's phone

44 Purposefully call Armin Historia or vice versa

#43 Do 44 with their significant others around

#42 Levi loves being called Rivalle. Totally.

#41 Take Mikasa's scarf.

#40 Ask Historia about her past

#39: Call Sasha "Braus" Sasha Blouse

Students: Blouse like the Shirt?

Sasha: That's not my name you bully T-T!

#38: call Eren on Levi's phone to set up a date

Eren: Levi are you ready to go?

Levi: And do what?

Eren: T~T You forgot?

Levi: ...

#37: tell Jean that his mother is outside and wants to see him

#36: replace his mother with a horse

Jean: T-This is a horse

Aros: No it's ur mom, you look exactly alike

Jean: -_-

#35: stalk Marco until you know all of his classes...Yandre style...^-^

#34 Take Connie's booze while he's on a meds high

#33 Give Connie and Sasha sharp objects

#32 Tell Mikasa that something happened to Armin

#31 Mess up the organization of Levi's locker

#30 Try to touch Historia. Or look at her. Or think her name. SHE will know

#29: Put an naked Eren in Levi's room

Levi:...PUT SOME CLOTHS ON YOU-

Hanji: *snaps camera* I ship it

#28: sing I kissed a girl while Ymir and Historia are in the same room or near each other

Student: I kissed a girl an-

Ymir: That's enough of you- 1 mile rule *winks at Historia, then beats up the student*

Historia: You hurt him, we should call a nurse

Ymir: he was close to my baby

#27: "accidentally" drop Hanjis test tubes

Hanji: My experiments!

#26: tell Connie he should be in Military high with his buzz cut

#25: tell Reiner that Bertholdt has been captured and held hostage then record it and post video

#24 Offer Sasha food when you have none

#23 Make short jokes at Petra's expense

#22 Call Armin a know it all

#21 Take food from Sasha

#20 Ask Eren how he and Levi met

*Note: Levi must be present*

#19: walk in while Hanji and Eyebrows are having a date and repeat everything they say to him and vice versa

#18: cosplay and Levi and walk, talk and act like him, follow him around, and copy everything he does

#17: swap Armin and Historia' clothes and see if their SO's notice

Ymir: Why you little- *glares at student* MIKASA I HAVE YOURE SO!

Mikasa: Same

#16: have a poll on who is more over protective Mikasa or Ymir

#15: Call Mikasa Yandre

#14 Photoshop Jean's family tree to add his "mother"

#13 When Levi is in a bad mood, yell out "Exhibit A on male PMS"

#12 Ask Eren if he is trans

#11 Lock Annie in a small dark closet

#10 Connie loves being called BuzzCut

#9: draw a horse on Jeans face when he fall asleep in science

#8: scare Petra and make bad puns about it

Student: I guess you could say that I Petra-fied you! You were so scared !

Petra: -_-

#7: Call Armin a girl while 'Yandre' is around

#6: Call Historia a boy while Ymir is around

#5: take Connie's clothes while he's at the pool and the throw them on top ad a light pole

#4 Remind Connie we have no ladders

#3 Put a story about Kenny Ackerman in the school paper

#2 Marry Eren and Levi

#1 Trust the things this article says.

(Notice: we are not responsible for injuries, deaths, lost or damaged items, or the need for hospitalization for any cause. Thank you)

Connie: will somebody please get a ladder for me?

Levi: I have my own personal ladder- points to Eren

Eren: *blushes*

Connie, Sasha, Levi, Eren, Mikasa, Armin, Hanji, Eyebrows, Petra, Reiner, Berthdolt, Ymir, Historia, and Jean, Marco, and the other students look over the news paper before smirking at each other.

"Do you honestly think they're gonna survive?" Connie asked

"Na"

A/N: I think the next one that is gonna come out is a Levi part to my collection of one shots and then hopefully some more stuff and here we go! So thanks for reading and I hope to write some more stuff and soon!

~Aros Sterling