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Chapter 2: Sometimes cars end up flying and that's okay

Within the shadows of Edo gathered a group of Amanto whispering. They sat huddled together in an alleyway trying not to look suspicious but failing horribly.

"That was her right?"

"Yeah it's gotta be her! The red-hair is just like the Admiral!"

"Wait, why does he want us to ask her to come back to his ship?"

"Because there's some Yato destroyer on the loose! Haven't you read any of the reports that the Admiral has been getting? Some of our men are disappearing too!"

"We should move quick or else!"

"Aw, well who knew the Admiral had a soft spot for his sister."

Suddenly, as if the spoken man of the Harusame was behind them, a chill filled the air causing them all to shudder.

"Well…maybe not a soft spot then."


"How can you not have any money on you?!" Hijikata yelled as he wrung his hands on the steering wheel angrily.

Sure, this girl may still be a kid, but to not carry anything with her?

"I thought you were gonna treat me!" Kagura exclaimed back. "Gin-chan doesn't give us any money!"

"Treat you to what?! I'm not paying for his shitty meds! He can continue having that son-of-a-bitch headache for all I care!" the Vice-Captain barked back as he brought the car to the side.

"Now leave! I've got work to do, kid." he said as he let out a sigh. He turned his head to the side to see the red head tense.

He thought for a moment that was burst out another ridiculous statement, but right when he opened his mouth to say something, Kagura unbuckled her seatbelt and shoved the door open.

"Fine, ya mayonnaise obsessed monster! Go have fun on your other job!" she said as she got out of the car.

"Oi, don't bring mayonnaise into thi—" Hijikata got cut off as the door shut in his face.

For a second, the Vice-Captain thought about how Kagura probably does care deeply about her boss. He could understand why they wouldn't have any money because their idiot boss went out drinking and probably splurged all the money they had.

All the while thinking this, Kagura had lingered near his car.

Gritting his teeth at his regretfully guilty conscience, Hijikata switched off the engine and stepped out.

"Hey, China get back in. I'll take you there." he said as he lit his cigarette. "And I'll pay for the damn meds, alright? You hear me?"

The moment he glanced up from the spot of the car he was staring at it disappeared from his eyes.

"Eh?"

Then he saw his car start to rise and widened his eyes to see Kagura haul the car over her shoulder and into the sky.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" Hijikata gaped as he watched his car soar and slam into a group of figures that had jumped off a building. He had barely blinked when again a flash of red passed him and crashed through the sitting traffic.

He whirled around to see Kagura's form through the debris and turned his head back forward just in time to see sword point at his face.

The moment he dodged, his car had reached the ground and proceeded to explode upon impact. Shielding his face, Hijikata could already feel his hair puffing up. As his temper steadily rose, he got to his feet and pulled out his katana.

"Alright, who dares to assault a Shinesengumi officer, huh bastards?! You had better commit seppuku right now!" He growled out as he glanced over to see Kagura burst from the debris, annoyance in her voice.

"You wanna go?! Who sent you! I bet it was my idiot brother with that damn sister complex of his!" Kagura hollered as she threw chunks of debris at the supposed enemies. "TAKE THIS!"

"...I knew it. I should've just called Sougo. No, I should've just gone alone." Hijikata muttered as he dragged a hand down his face.

A presence suddenly appeared in front of him, making him tense. Through the smoke, he saw that the figure was tall and built. Readying himself, Hijikata fell into a stance just as the figure came forward. Right when he was about strike, he caught a dash of silver and felt his eyebrow twitch in sudden annoyance.

The large figure before him fell slowly on to his face, and the person who had his bokuto already through him was none other than a piss-wasted Gintoki in all his glory.

"Oiii, Kagura where are my meds?!" Gintoki shouted as his eyes scanned for the kid. His fish dead eyes looked even worse under the sunlight, as if the man himself was going to pass out any second.

"You bastard, what are you doing here?" Hijikata snarled as Gintoki finally seemed aware he was there.

"What are you doing here? Ow, my head. And why is Kagura over there—"

His words were cut off when the red headed Yato suddenly disappeared and was sent flying into the building she was in before, exploding through it.

"KAG—" Gintoki choked out.

"China!"

Both glanced at each other and then at the hooded figure that stood before them. They stood in the crater they had formed when they landed.

"Hey bastard, you're under arrest for the destruction of government property!" Hijikata declared as he shifted closer to the mysterious person.

"Wait," Gintoki quietly said, his eyes boring into the cloaked figure.

"What do you want, hah?" Hijikata growled as he glanced at the man.

"AHA! So, you're back again just as I thought, idiot brother of mine!" Kagura exclaimed as she stepped out of the hole she made, wiping the blood off her chin with her hand. Her smirk was one that seemed familiar towards the figure, but her eyes glinted with distrust.

Hijikata noticed how still the boss of the Yorozuya had gotten and glanced towards him only to not see him anymore. Eyes suddenly up front, he saw the silver haired samurai behind the supposed brother of Kagura, hand with the bokuto already up.

"This ain't your brother, Kagura!" Gintoki said as he swiped his weapon down only to have the attack evaded.

The figure leapt to the side and pulled away their hood.

The world froze for a second.

What lay underneath was the most beautiful alien that Hijikata had ever seen. She had braided hair the color of snow and soft facials to match. Her presence carried reverence and grace.

"Such a pretty—" Kagura started to say in awe.

"YOU FIENDS!"

"—MAN?!" The three of them yelled at the voice that came from the Amanto.