Hello lovelies! Here is a new update! This will most likely be the last chapter of this short story~

But I'm willing to continue on with another short arc if anyone is still down to hear the daily life of Hijikata with the Yorozuya hehe. Who knows maybe I can add in some other characters too! I bet ya'll were dying to see Sougo right? ;)

Leave me some suggestions if you've got any!

Chapter 3: Always have a good enough reason to come to Earth!

"I have taken out those other kinds such as I that seemed to have had their eye on you, Yato." The gorgeous Amanto said in such a deep voice.

It took a moment for the three of them to break out of their daze upon hearing his sentence.

"What are you blabbering about, ya strangely beautiful alien?" Kagura asked as Hijikata and Gintoki made their way to her.

"Well they seemed to be speaking about a red haired—"

"AND WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE? DIDN'T YOU ATTACK ME A MOMENT AGO?" Kagura yelled as she stomped her foot, ignoring Gintoki's hushed pleas of stopping.

Hijikata still couldn't believe what was happening.

"It seemed like a proper entrance. Was it not?" The alien said with a tilt of his head.

"What are you, stupid?! Of course, it wasn't, that hurt like hell!" Kagura argued.

"Then die."

Hijikata didn't like how he and the Yorozuya moved at the same time, but before they could do anything, the alien had already appeared in front of Kagura.

"You!" The red headed Yato said through gritted teeth as she bent her body back to dodge the alien's blade, her foot already coming up for a kick.

The air around them shifted as her kick was caught and the butt of the blade was slammed into her torso. Sent into the ground, concrete flew in the air as Hijikata and Gintoki went in.

The Vice-Chief instantly clashed weapons with the strange alien, getting a few attacks in before ducking under Gintoki's swing. As the two of them traded off attacks, there was a second of an opening, one that didn't go unnoticed, for a lamppost made its way between them and into the alien.

Kagura then jumped back and regrouped with him and Gintoki, holding her side.

"Gin-chan, he smells funny."

The man arched a brow, confused.

"Ah? What do you mean? You didn't smell his pits or something like that, did you? That's very unhygienic, Kagura."

"Shut up, ya sweet loving freak! Now ain't the time!" Hijikata growled as he noticed Kagura not even blink an eye at her boss' joke.

"He smells like a Yato for some reason, but he's not…" Kagura trailed off as Hijikata connected the pieces in his own mid.

There were several reports on the news saying that there was some Yato "destroyer" going around.

This can't be…?!

"Oi, don't tell me he's a long-lost cousin or something? We hardly have room for one already at the house." Gintoki began, tapping his bokuto on his shoulder.

"In what world would he be my cousin, Gin-chan?! And what about me! What am I? Some cockroach tenant that mooches off you?" Kagura turned on him, now completely ignoring the enemy.

"Not like you already do, pfft." He grinned evilly, sparking a fire of annoyance in Kagura's eyes.

"Quit it! Your little 'friend' over there is starting to erode because you're ignoring him!" Hijikata cut in, trying to stop the two Yorozuya from grabbing at each other's necks.

The enemy himself was trying to get their attention, but alas no one could hear him.

"H-hello? Weren't we just fighting…?" he pondered to himself, raising a hand.

"Who's constantly buying giant sacks of food for your giant dog? This guy! What about giving you a nice home, this guy!" Gintoki grabbed the collar of Kagura's shirt. "You're never grateful towards your elders, you brat!"

"ORAA! You wanna go?! I'm the one going out and getting your medication for that shitty headache of yours! Who's the adult now, huh?" Kagura bantered in return as she smacked her forward into Gintoki's.

"Stop this! Can't you deal with this later! That alien looks like it's gonna fade away into dust any moment!"

"Shut up, Mayora! Now's not the time!"

"Yeah, get outta here Shitsengumi."

"Oh? What was that? You wanna both commit seppuku right now? Is that right? Well, why don't I do it for ya!"

At this point the pretty alien had almost withered all away, but upon remembering the reason for his arrival, he let out a roar as he broke open from his degenerating phase. His figure seemed to glow white as he unlocked an unearthly power from within.

"NOW YOU HAVE ANGERED ME, IMPUDENT HUMANS. I AM THE ONE AND ONLY FEARED YATO DESTROYER. NOW…FACE ME YATO—!"

"Gin-chan, go eat shit!" Kagura yelled as she took him by the arm and flung him straight into the gloating god like alien. Then she jumped high into the air and came down horizontally, yelling.

"ELBOW DROP!" Kagura roared as she descended upon Gintoki and the alien with her Yato strength.

Hijikata would never forget in his life the high-pitched scream Gintoki let out.

Kagura landed besides Hijikata and proceeded to dust her hands off.

"Hey, that guy said he was the Yato destroyer, right?" he asked as he saw Kagura furrow her brows.

"Yeah, I wonder if Papi and my idiot brother are okay. They wouldn't let some weak ass punk like him take them down." she replied as she cracked her knuckles, waiting for movement from the pile of rubble she created.

Gintoki burst from the rubble holding what they thought was a powerful alien by the scruff of his cloak.

"Alright spill, buddy." he growled as he moved his arm for emphasis.

"There's nothing to spill, I am this supposed 'Yato Destroyer' that every has been hearing about. I've gone around killing Yatos, searching and searching for someone. You are the Yorozuya, yes?"

Gintoki and Kagura stiffened at their group name confused as to why it was coming out of this alien's mouth.

"I heard some chatter about a red haired Yato and the name Yorozuya from a few Amanto. They were saying that she was the sibling of some powerful Yato." The alien said with a shrug, looking strangely comfortable.

"Why are you so calm, bastard?" Hijikata asked as he remained poised.

"Please, Ventimum Vermillion at your service. You see I've been seeking out a man named Umibozu."

"Hold on why does your name sound like a latte order?!"

"Alright Mr. Ventishit-san. What do you want with Umibozu?" Gintoki drawled out, analyzing the alien from behind.

"Yeah, what do you want with Papi, ya bastard latte?!" Kagura added furiously.

"Well…to put it simply…he took out my wife."

"…hah?"

"Like on a date?" Hijikata said, not liking where this was going.

"Yes and now I want vengeance by starting with his childr—!" His words were turned into a yell as Gintoki suddenly threw him into the air, Kagura following up with a powered-up kick into the alien's side.

"AS IF THAT'S A GOOD ENOUGH REASON TO COME HERE!"

"What kind of man are you that you'd let your wife get taken by the most feared monster in the universe, HAH?!" Gintoki shrieked as Venti-san became a star in the sky.

As silence fell upon the three of them, Hijikata lit another cigarette as the two of them caught their breath.

"Well, now that that's over, would you two like to pay for these damages to government property or—?"

"Ah, Kagura-chan don't you think Gin-chan has had a long day? Why don't we get him some meds now huh?"

"Of course, Gin-chan!"

Hijikata gripped both of their shoulders tightly before they could leave, feeling his demon side truly awaken from its slumber.

"How is it that you two don't have any money?!" He yelled as he started to drag them back towards the Shinsengumi compound. "That's it, I'm gonna make you both commit seppuku!"

Hijikata ignored their screams as he dragged them through the chaos that was created today.

As the sun started to set and he had given the two Yorozuya a good beating, was when he realized.

"Shit, the Shogun and the princess…" he muttered to himself as he put a hand to his head in frustration.

Looks like he was going to need that curly-permed freak's meds too.

Thank you guys for being such a great audience! I hope you thoroughly enjoyed the trolling, humor, and slight seriousness of this story.

Like I said before the chapter began, leave me any suggestions that you'd think you'd want to see with Hijikata! If not, then I believe this will be the conclusion to the story itself.

Have a wonderful day!