Here it is people! Chapter 2 of "Courtney 10 and Albedody"! I apologize for taking so long, college sucks donkey ass. Heads up, that is ass squared!
And, I was planning some stories with my good friend moonrose221. These stories will be featured at the bottom.
Oh, and these chapters will be in two parts, mostly because my main source is gone, and I had to find a new one.
Last time on Total Drama World Tour. Greece. Hey, it was ruined before we got there. Here we learned that Alejandro may not be perfect. Unless perfection means being super klutzy. And Tyler spilled the beans about Duncan and Gwen's kiss. Thoughts? KA – BOOM! *laughter* I had no idea Cody had such a killer right hook. In the end, the Amazons won. But, no one went home. So everyone can marinate in awkward soup for at least one more challenge.
Who's gonna get knocked outta orbit this week? Get ready to believe, right here on Total. Drama. WORLD TOUR~!
Back in First Class, Cody and Courtney ended up walking back in before anyone noticed they were gone.
However, Courtney was still super pissed.
"Pummel Duncan, Pummel Gwen, Wash socks." Courtney mumbled, writing down a to do list, before bursting into tears.
"The cradle will fall and down will come Gwen!" Sierra seethed, biting the head off of the Gwen cutout she made.
(Confessional start)
Sierra: Gwen and Duncan? Hm, duh! But boyfriend stealing's wrong! She's gone!
(Confessional end)
"What a beautiful day it is!" Heather said happily to the bored intern at the bar. Wait, WHAT!? Yup, turns out she's happy. The apocalypse has begun.
"Hmmm, what is that delicious smell?" she asked. "Oh I know, it's – "
(Confessional start)
Heather: TENSION! And it has nothing to do with me. I have never felt so safe. Thanks Gwen!
(Contestant change)
Courtney: DAAAAAH! Gwen is going down! I can't believe I ever trusted that sun – fearing, emo – loving LIAR! Well at least I broke up with Duncan on my terms. It was totally empowering!
*Flashback begins*
"YOU STUPID JERK FACE!" Courtney cried as she was on the floor kicking her legs. She had dumped a bowl of spaghetti on Duncan and punched him in the face.
"Look I'm sorry – " was as far as he got before Courtney kicked him in the family jewels.
*Flashback end*
Courtney: At least I still have my pride. *Bursts into tears*
(Confessional end)
Duncan was with Team CIRRRRH, now holding an ice pack over his gonads.
"I'm serious." Tyler said. "The guy's a jerk with a capital "G". I'd never cheat on my Lindsay the way he hurt Courtney. He deserved two kicks to the – ".
Owen cleared his throat.
"Permission to speak freely?" Owen asked. "You know, athlete to athlete?"
"What happened to your metal?" Tyler asked. He noticed that Owen's was all messed up.
"Huh?" Owen said. "Oh, I ate the chocolate, so good, and refilled it with peanuts, ate those too. Refilled it with foam packing peanuts, ate those. Puked up a painful white cloud and didn't refill it, ha ha ha. Jock talk aside, the way I see it Duncan is a double gold medalist in the "Total Drama Babe – a – lympics"."
"There's a "Babe – a – lympics"?" Tyler asked in awe.
"Well Duncan is the only guy in TV history to score two hotties." Owen continued.
"Courtney AND Gwen?" Tyler pondered. "Punk's got mojo."
Alejandro smirked. An idea came into his head.
(Confessional start)
Alejandro: Problem: Duncan is a strong player. Solution?: Courtney is volatile. She'll throw the "Amazons" off their game, and Duncan off his game too. All she needs is a little push.
(Confessional end)
An inflatable Chef Auto pilot and Ezekiel were in the cockpit of the plane. Then the controls went wild.
Something was wrong.
Suddenly, two UFO's appeared in front of the plane. They zapped it with energy beams, rendering the controls useless.
Chef and Chris were playing a game of chess to pass the time when they heard the alarms going off.
"Plane could use a tune up." Chris observed.
"Hmm Hm." Chef muttered in agreement. Chris then pulled up a mic for the intercom.
"Attention potential crash victims." Chris said into the mic. "Please remain calm. Our auto pilot is testing some equipment. Snacks in the common area if you don't believe me and want a last meal."
Not surprisingly, everyone was in the common area. The snacks were a fruit bowl.
"You call these snacks!?" Owen shouted as he held up a bunch of bananas. "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"
He then ate the whole thing in one bite. Peels, stems, and whatever brown mushy spots were there and all. Duncan then finally showed up.
"Looking especially pasty this morning." He said to Gwen.
"That means so much coming from a cyclops." Gwen quipped.
Courtney scoffed at the sight.
"Unbelievable!" Alejandro exclaimed. "Forgive me, I'm simply offended on your behalf. Perhaps a little payback is in order? How would Duncan like it if you flirted with someone?"
(Confessional start)
Courtney: Duncan would lose it! It's basic breakup math. The more mad Duncan gets, the more jealous he looks. The cruddier Gwen feels, the more vindicated I am. It's perfect.
(Confessional end)
Courtney surveyed her options. Alejandro was out, it would be too obvious. Tyler was out as well. If she flirted with Tyler, she'd be no better than Gwen! Owen wouldn't want to betray Izzy, so he was out. That left one contestant. Cody.
It was perfect. He was available, he was the EXACT opposite of Duncan, and he used to have feelings for Gwen. If those feelings were directed to her, Gwen would definitely feel cruddy. The only problem was Sierra. Could she survive the stalker's wrath? It was worth the risk.
"Cody is super cute!" Courtney said out loud as she walked up to him.
"Huh?" Cody said as he heard this. Was there something in that mango he ate or did Courtney say he was super cute?
Duncan raised an eyebrow at this.
Suddenly, the lights went out, causing everyone to gasp. And one to let one rip.
All eyes turned to Owen.
"The dark as my witness that was not me!" Owen said. Nobody bought it.
Soon, the UFO's left, and the plan went into a nosedive. Fortunately, an energy beam caught the plane, and put it on the ground.
Owen however was still screaming.
"3, 2, 1, and your back." Alejandro said, snapping his fingers at the end. Amazingly, Owen stopped screaming. Duncan's eyes widened in surprise.
"We landed already?" Owen asked. "Huh, I'm SO over m flying thing."
"Looks like I owe you five bucks." Duncan said to Alejandro.
(Confessional start)
Alejandro: My Uncle Julio is a hypnotist. Manipulating runs in the family. And that wasn't the only post – hypnotic suggestion I gave Owen. *chuckles*
(Confessional end)
It was nightfall when they landed. The full moon was high up in the sky.
"Everyone, welcome to the coolest, extraterrestrialest in the world!" Chris announced. "Area 52!"
"52? Area 51 is where all the cool alien stuff is." Gwen said.
"The show is so broke we have to fake an area now?" Duncan mocked.
"Nope." Chris replied. "This really is Area 52. And that's Area 51 right there."
Chris pointed past a rock where there were numerous spotlights shining in the sky.
"We're just inside the border." Chris explained. "Well, all of us except Duncan."
Duncan was then zapped by a red laser.
"Duncan!" Gwen exclaimed.
Cody and Courtney held back there laughter just barely.
"Thanks for the laser show Colonel!" Chris said into a walkie talkie. Duncan then fell on his ass.
"It's good to have friends in Area 51 places." Chris quipped.
Courtney then started laughing like crazy while holding onto Cody's shoulder.
'Something stinks.' Cody thought to himself. 'And it's not Duncan.'
Duncan glared at the two, and coughed up some smoke.
(Confessional start)
Duncan: Flirting with CODY!? I knew she hated me, but I had no idea she hated that much. Wow!
(Confessional end)
"Listen up space – cases!" Chris announced. "The 5 1 is THE most heavily protected Military base in the world! Which, is why tonight's challenge is gonna be so much fun! For me!
Part 1: Break into Area 51 without getting shot, gassed, plasma rayed, or otherwise killed. The place is guarded by elite black ops soldiers, so, if anyone does get all exploded, their untimely but hilarious demise will be blamed on a freak weather balloon accident.
Part 2: Each team must find a genuine functioning alien artifact inside Area 51's infamous alien black box warehouse. The place is full of broken alien junk. You need to find something alien that still works. BUT, be careful, the house is loaded with booby traps.
Part 3: The winning team must bring their working artifact back to Area 52 intact. Last team back faces elimination, and DO NOT get caught over there. Rumor has it trespassers are get a memory wipe, and are transferred to an alien colony where they either become slaves, or food!
You have till dawn! GO!"
With Team CIRRRRH, the guys ran as fast as they could.
"Okay, we should split up and scout for points of entry." Duncan said. "Owen's, with me."
Upon hearing this, Tyler and Alejandro stop.
'I could try and throw Tyler off of his game.' Alejandro thought. 'But I don't exactly have any material to use at the moment.'
"Guys, you gotta see this!" Duncan called out. Alejandro and Tyler walked up to where Owen and Duncan were.
"WOW!" Tyler exclaimed.
There it was, in all its glory, Area 51.
A bunny then hopped by.
"Think it's safe to cross." Tyler said, seeing how well the bunny was doing.
Then, the bunny was zapped by a laser, then ran off screaming with its ears on fire.
"I'll be on the plane." Owen said nervously.
"Hey listen up." Duncan said. "I have a plan."
With Team Amazon, they were on the other side of the rock Team CIRRRRH was.
"Ooooh!" Heather said mockingly. "Some kind of security vegetable patch." She then felt something on her leg.
"Cody! Get your clammy hands off of my leg!" Heather demanded.
"I'm not touching your leg." Cody said, holding his hands up for proof.
A hissing sound alerted the team to the culprit. A venomous Gila Monster! The team screamed in fear and ran off! And for good reason! A Gila Monster's venom can be quite painful!
The team ran until the lizard was blown to smithereens!
"Since when do lizards fly!?" Heather said.
"Everyone freeze." Gwen said in realization. "We are on a minefield."
"Way to lead, New Heather!" Sierra said angrily.
(Confessional start)
Gwen: New Heather!?
(Confessional end)
With Team CIRRRRH, the guys were ready to execute the plan.
"Remember, throw the rock, and run in the opposite direction." Duncan said. "NOW!"
Alejandro threw his rock. The rock was zapped by the laser, but Alejandro was safe.
"Now!" Duncan said again. This time, Tyler threw his rock and ran. But, he ran into a cactus.
"Owen, go!" Duncan said to his friend.
Owen panicked, and ran with the rock over his head, and he got blown up!
"Where's Owen?" Tyler asked.
Owen then landed on the other side of the fence.
"How'd you get over there?" Owen asked dizzily.
A tube then appeared out of the ground, and tried to suck Owen up. However, it was too narrow, making Owen chuckle.
So a BIGGER tube appeared in its place.
"Uh oh." Owen said, and he was sucked up.
"OWEN!" Tyler shouted, and he ran to go find him.
"Wait, you don't have to" Duncan said, trying to warn Tyler. But, he was ignored as Tyler tried to climb an electric fence.
Duncan and Alejandro then walked through the open gate, where Tyler fell over in a smoking heap.
"Nicely done Tyler." Duncan laughed.
Back with Team Amazon, no one moved an inch.
"What are we gonna do?" Gwen asked.
"Why don't you make out with the mine field's boyfriend?" Courtney said sarcastically.
'Damn it Courtney.' Cody thought to himself.
"We're wasting time." Heather said. "Someone do something!"
Then, the ding they all know and hate chimed in.
"Anything but THAT." Gwen said.
"Okay, I'll give you a choice." Chris said as he flew in on his jetpack. "What would you rather do? Sing a song, or tap dance in a mine field?"
Then, lasers were fired at Chris.
"Okay, I'm out." The sadistic host said.
Courtney:
Boyfriend kisser!
I thought she was my friend,
But now it's time to diss her!
Sure we had some fun times,
But I'm not gonna miss her now!
Heather:
Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney:
You're gonna get
What's coming to you
If it's the last thing
I ever do-oo-oo!
Heather:
That's right!
That's right!
Courtney and Heather:
That's right!
That's right!
Courtney:
Let's go a little back!
We captured Duncan in a sack.
Heather:
And had a laugh attack
When you stretched me on the rack!
Courtney:
All those times you made me smile,
You wanted my man
All the while!
Sierra:
Duh! It was so obvious.
Courtney and Heather:
Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney:
You're not my new sister!
You're a pus-y, gothy, nasty blister! Oh!
Heather:
Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney and Heather:
You're gonna get what's coming to you!
Courtney:
If it's the last thing I ever do-oo-oo!
Towards the end of the song, Cody used his candy to clear a path through the mine field.
"You found a way out." Gwen said happily. "And you sacrificed your candy to do it."
"Thank the dork while you run!" Heather scolded.
At Area 51, some Black Ops ran out of the building, looking for the contestants. Team Amazon snuck past them, and into the building.
"Wicked!" Gwen exclaimed. "We beat "Chris is Really Really Really Really Hot" here!"
"Think again pasty!" Duncan quipped as he and what was left of the team walked by.
"Will our amateur alien hunters make it out of the mysterious black box with their butts intact? And, WHERE'S Owen? Find out when we return on Total. Drama. WORLD TOUR~!"
Alright, the stories are:
"Son of the Spellmans" (Sabrina the Teenage Witch)
"Power Rangers Guardians" (Kingdom Hearts/Power Rangers)
"Keyblade Empire" (Kingdom Hearts)
"The Legend of the Shadow Panther" (Lion Guard)
"The Bounty Hunter" (Pokémon )
"Key of Justice" (Kingdom Hearts/Justice League/Power Rangers)
"Fairly Odd Hunter" (Fairly Odd Parents/Digimon)
"Power Rangers Planeteers" (Captain Planet/Power Rangers)
"The Babysitter" (Rugrats)
"Phantom Ranger" (Danny Phantom/Young Justice/Power Rangers)
"Harry Potter and the Power Rangers" (Harry Potter/Power Rangers) (Sequel to "Harry Potter and the Digimon Data Squad")
"Harry Potter and the Justice League" (Harry Potter/Justice League) (Final Chapter in the "Harry Potter and the Digimon Data Squad Trilogy")
"Spirit of Vengeance" (Ghost Rider/Power Rangers SPD)