Chapter 5

In a busy dinner, Steel was sitting by the fire while he dangled a little pocket knife as Star sat beside him, "Picture it, Star A rustic cabin... my latest kill roasting on the fire... adorable children running around us as my love... rubs my tired feet. But what does Lady say? 'I will never marry you, Steele!""

"You know, there are other girls." Star said as he pointed to Dixie, Georgette and Sylvia who all sat up and smiled at Steele who only scoffed at them.

"A great hunter doesn't waste his time on rabbits." Steele said as Star sighed.

"Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Steele . .Looking so down in the dumps" Star sang as Steele threw the knife that hit a picture of a deer right in the heart as everyone looked at it.

"Every guy here'd love to be you, Steele. . Even when taking your lumps There's no man in town as admired as you. .You're everyone's favorite guy. ." Star sang as he did a massage on Steele's shoulders before he grabbed a drunk hands to make it look he was still doing the massage as he walked away. .

"Everyone's awed and inspired by you. . And it's not very hard to see why" Star sang as Steele jumped away with disgust from the drunk's hand with a glare as Star paid a band to keep playing. .

"No one's slick as Steele. . No one's quick as Steele. . No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Steele For there's no man in town half as manly .." Star sang as he slid down on table in front of Dixie, Georgette and Sylvia. .

"Perfect, a pure paragon . ." Dixie, Georgette and Sylvia sang together as they stood up over Star's figure as he got up and walked to three men who he turn their backs to face him. .

"You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on Who plays. . " Star tried to him for the three men to sing who finally got him.

"Darts like Steele." The three man sang.

"Who breaks"

"Hearts like Steele?"

"Who's much more than the sum of his parts like Steele?"

"As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating" Steele sang as he showed off his muscles. .

"My, what a guy, that Steele." Everyone sang as they looked at Steele.

"I needed encouragement . . Thank you, Star. ." Steele sang/said as he shook Star's hand with a smile.

"Well, there's no one . .As easy to bolster as you . ." Star sang before stopped when he saw Steele's frowned on his handsome face as he smiled nervously before he added, "Too much?"

"Yep!" Steele said with a glare.

"No one fights like Steele . .Douses lights like Steele" Everyone sang.

"In a wrestling match . .Nobody bites like Steele" Star sang as he showed off his bite marks of Steele's teeth. .

"When I hunt, I sneak up with my quiver And beasts of the field say a prayer First I carefully aim for the liver Then I shoot from behind. . " Steele pretend that he was hunting Star who pretend to fall after he fakes shoots . .

"Is that fair?" Star asked/sang. .

"I don't care" Steele sang/stated as his gun shot in the air with a smirk.

"No one hits like Steele. . Matches wits like Steele."

"In a spitting match nobody spits like Steele" Star sang as he grabbed a spittoon as Steele smirked at his crowed of fans..

"I'm especially good at expectorating!" He sang before he spit in the air as it landed right in the spittoon. .

"Ten points for Steele!"

"Thank you. Thank you. When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs . . Every morning to help me get large And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs So I'm roughly the size of a barge!" Steele sang as he picked up a woman and Steele together with a smirk . .

The crowd started to moved around as Steele got up on the table with two woman as they started to dance before he turn and pretend to fight with three men that came up to him with swords. .

"Who has brains. ." Star sang. .

"Like Steele "

"Entertains"

"Like Steele"

"Who can make up these endless refrains like Steele I use antlers in all of my decorating" Steele sang as he pointed to all his rewards. .

"Say it again Who's a man among men? Who's a super success? Don't you know? Can't you guess? Ask his fans and his five hangers-on"

"There's just one guy in town. .Who's got all of it down And his name's, S-T-E-E. . I believe there's another 'E' . . It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate . .And I've never actually had to spell it out loud before. ." Star sang before everyone sang.

"Steele!"

Steele sat down on his chair with a laugh as he looked at Star who sat beside him, "Oh, Star, you're the best. How is it no girl has snatched you up yet?" He asked.

"I've been told I'm clingy, but I really don't get it." Star said as Steele hmmed at him.

"Please, please. Someone, someone." Everyone got quiet when they saw Chief coming running in, "You, help...You must help me. It's Lady!He's got, he's got Lady. She's locked in a dungeon."

"Who's got her?" A person asked as Chief looked at everyone. .

"A beast! A huge, horrid, monstrous beast! My daughter's life is in danger." He yelled as everyone started to laugh at him, "Why do you laugh? It's not a joke!"

"His castle is hidden in the woods. It's already winter there!"

"Winter in June?" Pongo said laughing at Chief.

"Crazy old Chief!" Drizella mocked him. .

Chief got pissed as he screamed at the people, "Listen to me! The beast is real. .Do you understand?" he then got calmed, "Will no one help me?" he pleaded. .

"I'll help, Chief. ." Steele said as everyone looked at him with shocked eyes. .

"what? You will?" Chief said stunned. .

"Everybody stop making fun of this man at once. ." Steele said as he stood up and walked up to Chief. .

"Captain, thank you. . " Chief said as Steele grasped his shoulder and began to lead them out the dinner.

"Don't thank me Chief. Lead us to the beast. Come. ." Steele said as he sent a smirk to Star who understand what Steele was doing, help the in-laws to get their blessing. .