CHAPTER 35: The Music Number.

Rafaél Chickenwings: "We've suffered... so many losses. We've been reduced to shit!" –walks anxiously side to side on the snow- "How are we gonna continue fighting?"

Karoll Vizuet: "Hey love! Relax; you've already started from a low point; all you have to do now is to start from an even lower point, you can totally do this"

Rafaél: "..and we had to retreat so far, now we're here... where it all started" –looks up at an ominous structure which silhouette is barely visible through the thick snowing- "where some nosy humans were the first ones to find the nail clippers and their giant fuck you lasers"

Karoll: "Baby, it's too cold out here; come lay with me by the fire"

Rafaél: -sighs- Alright! –does just that-

Karoll: -cuddles him- "heh... one time I said I wasn't into chicks but I just didn't know creatures like you could exist. Hey bby, why do you guys say your animal ancestors were earthlings?"

Rafaél: "because it's true! We evolved from a creature the humans called... velociraptor"

Karoll: "wait a minute, honey! Are you telling me... this whole thing, has the entire time been... a dinosaur laser fight?"

Rafaél: "well, I mean; if you want to call it that"

Karoll: -suddenly jumps up standing and breaks into song while starting to dance- "it was a futuristic prehistoric throw down, but it was quiet because in space there is no sound! Yeah, did we mention this took place in space? We did, so shut your face! Also, there were robots and wolves!"

Rafaél: -thinking to himself- "what... the ...fuck?"

Karoll: "Oh yeah! Hell yeah! It's an old school dinosaur laser fight, in space, with wolves! It's just a mother fucking dinosaur laser fiiiiiiight!" –dancing and singing loudly-

Rafaél: -suddenly decides to join her and starts singing the next verse- "and then a bunch of fucking aliens from Ruborsia, got batshit and starting invading other planets; the dinos, wolves and leafy saw they came in hostility; so leafy killed them with magic. HOLY SHIT!"

Both: -start singing and dancing together- "and then they had a giant, laser party. HOLY SHIT! Laser party! HOLY SHIT! Laser Party! Laser Party! ...FUCK!"

Karoll: -lets herself clumsily fall leaning onto Rafaél in the middle of uncontrollable laughter-

Rafaél: -holds her lovingly while laughing with her-

Karoll: -stops laughing all of a sudden with her ears raised in an alerted gesture- "there's gun fire!"

Rafaél: -puts on his helmet and pulls out his rifle-

Karoll: -gets fully geared as well and both proceed to investigate the noises-

They hear screams, battle cries and orders from the rest of the royal guard as all of them quickly fall to their enemy.

Rafaél: "Fuck! Who's slaughtering us so fast an efficiently?" –is barely done saying that when a clean headshot sends him dead on the ground pushed by the projectile's momentum-

Karoll: "NOOOOO! I'm gonna fucking get you for this!" –starts firing her weapon without compensating for recoil and without quite knowing where the enemy is until she's shot and falls to the ground as well next to Rafaél's dead body-

Mary Sue: -walks calmly up to them- "it was me... just good old me taking on the whole Royal guard.. the elite... the best of the best. Anyway, I'm sorry it had to end like this, Karoll" –turns around and walks off-

Karoll: -shakily grabs Rafaél's wing and holds it until she dies from the wounds-

Then Lamarr the T-rex comes and licks some of the blood from the bodies laying on the snow.