Hey people! I'm glad you guys actually like it. One thing I want to say is that I probably won't do a blooper for every chapter of the book. Anyways I hope you enjoy more bloopers from Chapter 1 and I'll reply to some of your comments here. This one is a bit longer. Tell me if you want me to keep it short. Also I did multiple cuts from the same scenes so tell me if you like that too.

LemonDrops334: Thanks for your concern but as long as it's a parody it's within the fair use law so it should be all right.

Venomheart-the-Dreamer: I might change it to a horror/humor story if we have a few more scenes like that. I realized that last part was a bit brutal. Heh... heh.

Blueberrypietree: More is on the way! I promise. So glad you like it.

Verity-Nightingale: I'm glad this interests you a bit.


"Right! Left! Use your fire" Kestrel commanded as Clay tried to dodge her attacks but suddenly the director ran through and interrupted the scene.

"CUT!" He yelled. Everyone in the studio turned to see what was going on.

"You did the order wrong. It's left and then right" the director growled.

"Does it really matter? It's basically the same" Kestrel tilted her head to the side.

The directed put his megaphone to her ear. "DO IT AGAIN!" He screeched.

"Geez" Kestrel said rubbing her ear. "Actor abuse".


"Left! Right! Use your fire!" Kestrel yelled, glaring at the director as she did.

Suddenly the hissing noise that meant fire came from Clay and a burst of flames struck Kestrel on her face. "Ouch!" She screamed, covering her eyes.

"You did tell me to use my fire" Clay said, looking smug.

"Can you guys stop messing around?! Do it right!" The director's eye was twitching.

"Umm dude, take a chill pill" Clay said.

"Shut up Clay! Just shut up!" The director growled.

"O-okay" Clay said, with a hurt look in his eyes.


"Left! Right! Use your fire!" Kestrel commanded as Clay tried to dodge her attacks. Clay ducked but Kestrel whacked him on the nose.

"WHICH LEFT WAS THAT USELESS?" Kestrel roared.

"Are all Mudwings this stupid? OR ARE YOU JUST DEAF?".

There was a pause. The director crossed his arms. "Clay, your line was next. Don't you remember it?" The director asked.

"Of course I remembered it, it's just..." Clay looked down, his eyes were welling up.

"I don't have all day Clay! Ooo rhymes" Kestrel looked down at him but there was a playful look in her eyes.

"Why does she have to be so mean to me?" Clay sobbed, putting his head down on a rock.

"Ugh, your such a crybaby! Lighten up. Stop being so sensitive" Kestrel snickered at him which only made Clay cry more.

"See! She just called me a... a crybaby" Clay croaked.

"She's just in her character" the director said, shrugging.

"Well I don't like her. And that's not an excuse to be so rude". "Look, can we just get this scene done? You don't have to like her. In fact your not supposed to like her. Your character doesn't like her so therefore you don't have to like her".

Clay and Kestrel nodded, coming to an agreement that they didn't like eachother but for the sake of the movie they would just have to deal with eachother.


Tsunami and Clay walked side by side down the hallway to their room. "Starflight say's it's only two more years till we can go out into the world and do whatever we want" Tsunami said, scowling at the cave wall in front of her.

"Anything we want?" Clay asked.

Tsunami stared at him in confusion. He had gone off of the lines but she played along. "Anything" she confirmed.

"Even... even eat cows?"

"Yup" she said, nodding.

"Ooo I'm gonna start a big cow farm and eat all the cows that I want!" Clay exclaimed, and picked up the pace.

"I like the enthusiasm about being in character but let's stick to the lines Clay" the director said, with a little clap.

"No, I really want to start a cow farm" Clay said excitedly.

"How about after the book?" The director said.


"Starflight said it only two more years until we go out and save the world" Tsunami said, looking at Clay.

"And then we can go home".

"But don't we have to save the world first?" Clay asked.

"I guess" Tsunami said, looking calm.

"And how exactly are we going to save the world?" Clay pressed on.

"Well if I told you that it would spoil the whole next five books" Tsunami laughed.

"How come she gets to know what happens but I don't" Clay growled, turning an accusing look on the director.

"Because knowing you, you would probably go blab on about it on Facescroll or whatever it is you kids use these days" the director pointed out.

"I guess" Clay sighed.