Sorry this took so long. Now that testing is over I can do more chapters. I haven't forgotten about this! I love writingthese bloopers. Gives me a chance to read over the book again a little more carefully for blooper material. Anyway... enough of my rambling on. Let's get back to what you came here for. THE BLOOPERS!

Clay and Tsunami swam swiftly and quietly near the guardians. As long as they stayed quiet they wouldn't be detected. Only their ears were poking out as they drifted near the deep side before they settled into the of a sudden there was a weird snorting noise and Clay started choking. "Are you okay" Tsunami asked, panic was in her eyes.

Clay flailed around in the water, gasping for breath and unable to communicate. He was clearly not okay. The guardians all crowded around in shock. "Somebody help him now! If he dies we have to pay his family and I really don't feel like doing that so HELP HIM NOW!" the director growled, looking annoyed.

"It's nice to know how you care about your actors so much" Tsunami narrowed her eyes and crossed her talons.

"Hello? Can you get this through your thick skull? Your friend is dying behind you! Get him out now!" The director yelled.

Before Tsunami could retort with a comeback Webs cut in. "Wouldn't he be dead right now since we've been talking for a while?" Webs asked.

"Yes but for plot reasons no" the director said while tapping his claws on the table next to his chair.

Kestrel had her eyes on Clay the whole time, smiling as he struggled to get out the water. Finally Webs dived in and it took both Tsunami and Webs to get him out since he was so heavy. Clay coughed as he held on to an artificial rock. "Thanks for saving me guys" he said, nodding to Tsunami and Webs.

"It's nice to know at least someone cares about my wellbeing" He glared at the director and the director glared back.

"He's coming here? Oh! After six years he thinks he can show his big, smug, party pooper, camel tooter, goat chewer, sandwich swooper-".

Webs cleared his throats and coughed a little as smoke filled the cave. "We get the point Kestrel. No need to ruin the whole cave or waste our ever so precious time" he shot a look at the director.

"Besides, there are perfectly liable reasons for him to come" Dune pointed out, looking annoyed as always.

"Yeah, he could be coming to see their progress or" Webs got cut off by Dune.

"Or he could be coming to see how horrible they are. It's not like they'll ever end this war".

Out of nowhere Sunny popped out from behind a rock. "We are not horrible. And if we were it would be from your horrible teaching".

The other dragonets all popped out from behind their rocks except for Glory who just walked out. "Yeah!" They screamed in unison.

Glory rolled her eyes. "Or maybe we're just horrible because of somebody's terrible directing" she said smugly.

Kestrel and Dune laughed and went up next to the director. "What do you have to say about that, huh?" Dune asked, poking the director with his shoulder.

The director pushed Dune away and straightened up. "That is no way to talk to me" he growled to Glory.

"Your so formal. Maybe you should lighten up a bit and actually have some fun once in a while" Glory smirked, knowing that she got on his nerves.

The director scowled and shaked his head. "Actors".

"What's Morrowseer gonna do once he finds out we have a Rainwing instead of a Skywing?!" Webs was holding his head nervously.

"If he finds out" Dune said, smiling.

"What do you mean if he finds out? Of course he's gonna find out!" Webs looked up at Dune with a confused expression.

"You look like your plotting something evil... Spill it" Kestrel grinned and clasped her talons together.

"Well first we need those little rats to come out here" Dunes looked around the cave.

"You guys can come out. We know your in here!" Kestrel yelled out.

All the dragonets came out except for Sunny, who wasn't included in this scene.

"Were NOT rats" Tsunami growled.

"Shut up and listen!" Kestrel growled and motioned for Dune to continue with his plan.

"This was more for Glory but anyway. Glory, we need you to look like a Skywing".

Glory shifted her scales until they were Skywing colors. She looked like a really weird Skywing. "She doesn't look like a Skywing at all" Webs, shook his head.

"Sunny doesn't look like a Sandwing" Dune pointed out.

"We can just say that they both came out wrong or something like that".

Glory rolled her eyes. "I came out perfect but I guess we can say that until that Marrowseeker comes".

"GUYS YOUR DOING THIS ALL WRONG!" The director yelled.

"After Morrowseer comes your supposed to make his whole thing overly complicated and kill Glory".

"But Glory doesn't have to die if we make her look like a Skywing. It saves us a whole lot of trouble" Dune shrugged his shoulders.

"Well we're using book logic so you have to do things the hard way!" The director yelled.

"Well what if we want to use logical logic?" Glory asked.

"YOU CAN'T!".