ROXAS
CHAPTER 25
Idiotically lewd bucket of lard
When I got to gym I was shocked Sora was not there yet. I had gotten dressed and decided to wait for him in the gym.
Sora had come in right when the whistle was blown for us to line up.
"Rox what do you want to do this weekend?" He asks me sweetly. I knew right then there was something wrong.
"You have a date with Riku this weekend I was going to hang at home maybe watch some TV or work on my music." I said to him and watched his smile twitch just a bit. "Did that ass cancel on you?" I as anger now filling me.
"No Rox, I cancelled on him. I thought you would have been with Axel but seeing as you rejected him I am not going to leave you alone." He says and I can tell he is trying to hold back the tears.
I grabbed him into a hug and whisper in his ear. "Go this weekend, Axel just won my heart and I need to take it back before I can be his friend again."
Sora looked like he was going to tell me something important but then Cloud came up and wrapped his arms around us both. "If you two are going to have some brotherly love going on I want to join." Then he turns his face to the class. "Turn away class I am about to have some incest time with my twin brothers."
Just then the whole class glanced over at us some of the girls seemed to even pull out cameras.
"Cloud get off me you bucket of lard, you idiotically lewd bucket of lard."
Then everyone laughed. "Roxas I know what a bucket of lard is….now but what is an idiotically LEWD bucket of lard."
"Oh I know what that means!" Sora says pulling away slightly. "It means crude and offensive in a sexual way…" He smiles at me. "Did I get it right Roxas?"
"Yes, now both of you freakishly idiotic lewd people let go of me."
"Someone needs to get laid." I turn my glare to Cloud.
"Yeah he really does. And he rejected his perfect lay too." I turned my icy glare to Sora. "Well it is true."