AN: this is yaoi boyxboy DON'T LIKE DON'T READ
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steve harvey was walking to work one day when suddenly mr tall blonde and handsome showed up in front of him. steve gasped as he took in the mans smooth skin and flawless cheekbones and also his massive bulge.
"hey babby I can rock ur world 😉" said dio. sneve could only stare at dios rock hard schlong like seriously it was as hard as the rock that crushed caesar
"take me" sleeve whispered into dios ear as the hunk picked him up and he took him to egypt where dio shaved santiago so nobody would recognize him. stromboli was bald as a baby. a 60 year old baby.
dio threw sasuke onto his bed violently and began making out with sawyers gross hairless face. sakuras loins trembled in anticipation. dio pulled out his 10 foot long crotch rocket and began pounding into scotts tiny bum
"oh god" snickers screamed in ecstasy and he could feel his intestines being pounded by dios bologna pony
"es mi bb 😉" dio said as he snickered in spanish because dios means god in spanish get it
snickerdoodle cried as dios cum gun invaded his insides so deep that the tippy top was poking out of his mouth
dios flesh flute caught on fire bc he was thrusting really fast and sandwich was passing out from pain and blood loss but also pleasure from being abused by dios meter long king kong dong
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious cried around the throbbing python of love of love in his gullet as he came and the dio ejajacaulajated too and it blew a hole through the wall and lets just say one of dios neighbors was about to have a very bad day
dio pulled his steamin semen roadway out of sylvesters limp body "good night beeb" dio said before he bit shadows head off like a praying mantis and then he ate sugois corpse also like a praying mantis does dude praying mantises are fuckin wild
~The End~