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I go to the forbidden forest and run into my hodchild Drako Malfoy and he sees me cri.

Why you cry? He asks, hugging an apple close (AN: I ship Drapple! If u hate I will blok!!)

Hermina cheated with Lona!!!

Oh no, Draco said. Did you know bananas are good for you??

I am notbready got a relationship Fraco. I said, sadly.

Okay. Pineapples is veri sour, Don t date, It eats away your flesh."" Deaco advice.

Thank you. I say to Draco. He is a wide man.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"

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