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[ May 19th ]
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[ 08:09 ]
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Mineta: Wow cool, a group chat
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Mineta has changed their username to PussyLicker
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Asui: Why am I not surprised...
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PussyLicker: Frog!
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PussyLicker: HavE YoU Ever tRiED SexTINg beFoRE? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Asui: ? What's that?
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Asui: but whatever it is I feel like I should be better off not knowing
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PussyLicker: OHOHOHO PLayiNg INnOcenT ARe wE?
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PussyLicker: vERY WELL i sHall explAiN It tO yOU SinCe YOu ASKed so niCEly
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ImGay4Deku: not a chance fuckface
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ImGay4Deku changed the username PussyLicker to My height is perfect for sucking Cocks
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My height is perfect for sucking Cocks: WH AT THE H ELLLL
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Ashido changed their username to E.T
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E.T: GAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA OMG MINETA
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E.T: PERFECT
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Elsa- emo version: ah, it looks like you have also fallen victim to Bakugo's stupid nicknames
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ImGay4Deku: WHO'RE U CALLIN STUPID
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Elsa- emo version: you
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ImGay4Deku: FITE ME BITCH
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ImGay4Deku: ILL THROW U OFF THE FROZEN OCEAN JUST LIKE WHAT
ANNA DID TO HANS
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Elsa- emo version: the fact that you literally just confessed that you've watched Frozen is remarkable
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ImGay4Deku: ..
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ImGay4Deku: HOW DO I LEAV E T HIS RETARDED G ROUP CH AT!?
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Elsa- emo verison: that's what I want to know too
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E.T: ImGay4Deku (Bakugo) vs Elsa- emo version (Todoroki)
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E.T: type ur votes now!
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Elsa- emo version: ?
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Hagakure: Elsa!
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Uraraka: Todoroki
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My height is perfect for sucking Cocks: Todoroki! I hate Bakago
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Jiro: sorry Bakugo but Todoroki is better
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ImGay4Deku: WHY IS SO MANY PEOPLE ONLINE NOW
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Sero: Todoroki
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Sero: even though I've never talked to him lol
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Asui: Todoroki
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Yaoyorozu: Todoroki
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ImGay4Deku: TITS MAGGIE YOU VOTED FOR THAT TWAT JUST CUZ U HAVE THE HOTS FOR HIM
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Yaoyorozu: EXCU SE ME?!
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Midoriya: Guys...
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Midoriya: I'll vote for Bakugo
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Midoriya: so that he'll at least have 1 vote :)
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ImGay4Deku: DoNT JUST VOTE FOR ME OUT OF PITY U USELESS PIECE OF SHIT
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MANLY RED RIOT: Whoah dude calm ur tits
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MANLY RED RIOT: I've got ur back! I'll vote for u dude
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PUSSYkachu: yea dude even though ur sometimes annoying
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Sero: you mean ALWAYS annoying
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PUSSYkachu: watever
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PUSSYkachu: Imma vote for u
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E.T: that settles it!
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E.T: 7 for Todoroki and 3 for Bakugo
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E.T: It's a miracle that Bakugo even has votes!
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ImGay4Deku: WHAT KIND OF BIASED HOST ARE U
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Elsa- emo version: also, notice how Bakugo's votes were from his boyfriends
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Midoriya: UH H WHA T
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MANLY RED RIOT: NO EW
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PUSSYkachu: just like my username suggests, I LIEK PUSSY
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PUSSYkachu: but just like Bakugo's username suggests, HES GAY
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My height is perfect for sucking Cocks: for DEKU
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ImGay4Deku: THATS CUZ U WERE THE ONE WHO FUCKIN CHANGED MY USERNAME
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Asui: Ochako, it looks like you have a love rival
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Uraraka: Tsuyu NO
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Yaoyorozu: it's alright Bakugo, we won't judge you
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ImGay4Deku: SHUT UPPP
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ImGay4Deku: WTF IS WITH EVERYONE GOING ON ABOUT ME BEING GAY
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ImGay4Deku: IM NOT GAY
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Sero: dude someone literally made a video of you being gay
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Sero: LINK IS HERE: watch?v=EY34o6QH8pU
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ImGay4Deku: WTF
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ImGay4Deku: I LIKE PUSSY
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ImGay4Deku: IM
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ImGay4Deku: NOT
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ImGay4Deku: GAY
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ImGay4Deku: IM
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ImGay4Deku: NOT
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ImGay4Deku: GAY
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ImGay4Deku: IM
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Iida has kicked ImGay4Deku out of this group chat
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Hagakure: Our hero has arrived!
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Iida: Please use this group chat effectively and efficiently. Like mentioned before, if you insult or use inappropriate language in here, I will not hesitate to ban you from this chat. This chat is to strengthen our bonds, not make them worse. Bakugo was unfortunately the first victim to be kicked out but if any of you do the same thing, expect the same result as what happened to Bakugo.
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Uraraka: was that Iida or was it a robot sending auto text?
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Iida: It is I, Iida Tenya
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MANLY RED RIOT: oh
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MANLY RED RIOT: well
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MANLY RED RIOT: Rip Bakugo, my friend
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E.T: R.I.P the only comedic character in this story
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Midoriya: Guys he's not dead
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Elsa- emo version: I wish he did
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Midoriya: Todoroki?!
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PUSSYkachu: ...
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PUSSYkachu: well whatever I have to go
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Jiro: that was kinda fun to be honest
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Asui: yeah I agree
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Uraraka: wow what a great way to start a Sunday morning
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Iida: I'm glad this chat has brought smiles upon faces
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Hagakure: Byebye everyone!
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Iida: until we meet again
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Elsa- emo version: wait Iida
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Iida: what's wrong Todoroki?
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Elsa- emo version: can you kick me out of the group too
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Elsa- emo version: I started the fight with Bakugo
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Elsa- emo version: I believe it's my fault and I should take on the responsibilities and consequences for my actions
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Iida: Todoroki...
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Iida: if you think that excuse will work on me just to get you out of this group chat, then think again
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Elsa- emo version: ...
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Elsa- emo version: god fucking dammit
Notes:
-E.T is an alien movie, that's why I used it for Ashido (who was nicknamed 'alien queen')
-I DO NOT OWN THE VIDEO that sero mentioned
- I didn't know whether to title his chapter ImGay4Deku VS Elsa- emo version or Kacchan is not gay
THANK YOU FOR READING!