8.
After writing sings I decide to take a bath (in blood of course) and I felt very #sad. Why? Because I am a gotfic. Then I looked out the window and screamed… Hermyoen was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Lunaa was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks. I was very scari.
"EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!"
"Abra Kedavra!" I yelled at Snape pointing at my womb.
What I did not know was that I was mpreg from Holding Hands with Germiona!!! Then my baby died. And I cri blood because I am a vampire. My son! Hamilton burst in and cried about philip and piano and uptoen is confuse.
Then Aaron Burr comes in the room and he shouts Hamilton again