A/N: I do not own gunslinger girl and there will be lots of fourth wall breaks

The infamous Richard states: Last time, on Shadow War Z… Ow!

"No, shut up."

But I have to recap what happened in the last chapter!

"If they actually READ my stories, they would know what happens!"

But I have to recaaaaaaap!

"No, shut up!"

I AM THE NARRATOR, FEAR MY OMNIPOTENCE!

"I AM THE STORYWRITER, FEAR MY IMPERTINENCE!"

Anyways… Let's move on, shall we?

Gunslinger girl shadows of war Ch. 14:

From Snuff to Sidearms

As the table shook with the roaring laughter of a poker game Rico yelled out as she had a feeling she was losing an they were copying family feud which they had playing in the background

"Looking for some saving here..!" and Richard said "ding! I fold. Maybe next hand I'll win… I hope. if not, I maybe bankrupt before the night is done." and Chris and triela smirked and said

"It'll be down to you and I after she gets taken out And Triela, Rico… don't be mad when I win, cause then I'll feel bad." Chris stated as he then said call it and revealed he had a royal flush and Richard said

"God damn it! I hope this was good…" as he revealed a full house and chris was stunned seeing that and even Claes got in on the action calling him a dumbass with a snicker of "I thought you rednecks new how to play poker and god damn you see why I didn't play and chris no shooting him through the table would ruin the game and then we'd have to go bed and damn it sleep is overrated" which gave her a laugh.

"Weeeeeelllllll excuse me princess I don't remember giving a damn about your feelings and who the fuck said anything about sleep because we have Nightmare on Elm Street and Texas chainsaw massacre so fuck the desire for sleep chchchch ahahahahah" Alex asked as Etta snuggled in with glass sodas and said hell yes let's get this started and Richard can you make us some popcorn?" as she snuggled into her boyfriend and started to get drawn into the movies and they started to prod etta as she covered her eyes as Freddy made his first appearance ripping a guys face off and slashing another guys chest open showering blood everywhere. Richard walked off and started the prank and brought them the pipcorn dressed up as Freddy and as they heard chchchch ahahahahah Richard appered with the popcorn and the finger knives, laughing to himself.

"Let's see how they like this one…!"

"Mum, is that you?" Claes stated, looking at Richard from behind, as he sighed.

"Are you fucking- No, go away!" Richard yelled, Claes wrapping around his legs.

"No, Mum, don't go! I love you!" Claes whined, as Richard picked her up, and cracked her head to the side, putting her to sleep.

"Seriously, you are really goddamn annoying…" Richard sneered, walking back into the room. Richard snuck up behind Etta's chair, just as a slasher scene appeared on screen. He slid the Freddy claws into the side of the chair, and made his voice raspy.

"Hey, kid… ya wanna see something reeeally scary?" He whispered, smiling. Etta's face froze, as she slowly turned around to see the scarred and twisted face of Richard in the mask. She unleashed the most ear-piercing shriek she could, flipping the chair on top of him, and running out of the room, a liquid trail following her.

Seeing Henrietta crying like a little girl Elsa saw the shot and took it knowing she would look cold-hearted even though everyone used to say that she was even though that changed as they got to know her and cackled

"Awww look the little girl wants her blanket and her big brother to tuck her in and tell her its ok and get someone to clean after her" and a teddy bear flying through the air sent her ducking for cover and saying

"What the fuck twin tails I was just teasing so please chill" as Claes turned the tv up so they wouldn't have to hear the fighting and yelled in a pseudo-adult voice

"For fucks sake if you do not stop fighting I will send you both to your rooms with no supper" and grudgingly they both sat back down and in a mocking tone asked "Mom what should we do" and the response was stunning as it was "Hug each other until the movie ends then go to bed or you can go to bed right now" and they sat there in silence as it went from a nightmare on elm street to a Scooby doo movie to lighten the mood before everyone went to sleep and as the girls started to drift off Richard yelled Scooby dooby doo and rico said "and scrappy doo too" before laughing as they fell asleep. Richard then decided to scar Claes one time as revenge before they fell asleep and did the Kirby suction voice in her ear with fake dog ears twitching. Claes twitched, and rolled to the side.

"Gah! What are you-" She paused, and blinked twice as she stared at Richard's fake ears twitching, and the fake tail wagging.

"How are you…?" She asked, as Richard paused.

"Ya know, I have absolutely no idea."

"No,No leave me alone I am not your toy I swear to god I will kill you" Triela yelled as her nightmare began.

Hearing the cracking of the jaw of a brunette next to her she tried to not make a sound because if she did she would be beaten again and she was still sporting the bruises from last time. Thinking to herself she said "I hope like hell I will be rescued soon or this will be where I die and Ill never make it back home to my mother in Tunisia and then she will never know what happened to me and my sister may end up killing herself with overdose or how the fuck she chooses to go" and she started crying which got the attention of the traffickers and one of them grabbed a tire iron and heated it in a open fire before moving in on her sending her moving to the wall and the chain went taught and she mumbled "NO I promise ill be good as the metal touched the skin below her breasts and she thrashed making it worse and she heard the man yell "everyone watch damn it" and she started to blackout only to get slapped awake.

"No bitch you don't get to fall asleep yet until everyone gets the fucking message!" as he started to push the hot tire iron against her skin causing her to scream into the gag. "Stop it you're hurting her! If you wanna hurt anyone go after me you cowardly sons of bitches or are you too busy fucking circle jerking each other you queers!" The brunette next to her yelled and triela thought she recognized the voice as her dear sister and as Emily started to fight she was knocked out and as she was drug away triela heard "Aisha you have to be strong we will be freed and one day they will die and maybe we will pull a CSI Amsterdam if the fuel lines don't blow up a little too early" as she said "I saw it on NCIS and there was a nice fireball but I doubt we'll be so lucky as to die here" and she was gagged and the man said "Hansel get in here teach this bitch a fucking lesson and Gretel why don't you keep that bitch on such a tight fucking leash cause everyone's going to have to see this" as the scum bag unzipped his pants and Hansel just zoned out at the scene taking place before him and said a silent prayer that they would die soon so the chaos would end.

Looking into the eyes of the young man with piercing brown eyes she started to beg for mercy only for the old man to slap her in the face with a glove to face to keep her from screaming and she yelled "I don't want to die her but I'm not going to see my family" then thought I only had a 100 dollars and at least my sister didn't get cap-" only to hear sobbing as triela was forcefully slammed into a chair with her legs spread apart. "Oh god even my sister has been captured" and she looked up through a swollen blue eye and saw the young man known as Hansel crying a little bit as he pulled his hand back and punched triela right in the face breaking her noses and the bones in her right eye socket and he bit his lip and his eyes welled up mumbling

"God forgive me for what I have done and may my soul be damned to hell where I belong" and as he found a tire iron he started to make up a plan that would either kill them all or rescue them all depending on how it went.

Hiding the iron he walked over to the main Mafioso and asked "what would happen if the cops raid this joint because I mean I was a street fighter as a kid and I am trying to join the military but this life will ruin that" and he saw the glint and the mafia said "nothing and don't you worry because they will be slaughtered and I have rigged the whole building to blow so fuck them we'll send them to hell" and he shoved Hansel and Gretel before yelling "get back to work you fucktards and for the love of god we need to start wrapping this shit up" as he grabbed a girl by the head and started to put a knife to her neck and looked into the camera and stated in Arabic "These fucking girls are whores and need to" only for a tire iron to the side of his head to keep the body count to the minimum as the girls throat started to spew blood and Hansel and Gretel grabbed a pipe and the tire iron which at that point had a nice smear as the man's brain was all over they heard

"Europol stay the fuck down you sick motherfuckers and I swear to god any moves will get you shot and killed because fuck this shit you sick bastards!" as she unloaded the magazine into the man with a suicide vest and the blast knocked the girls to the ground and Hansel and Gretel were burning as they grabbed Emily and made a run for the medics that the SWAT team had on standby just for this operation. "She's hit and we have an officer down" Victor yelled as Rachelle held on to triela as she slowly bled to death and began humming and then singing Au Clair De La Lunes as she then closed her eyes for the last time singing Frere Jacques.

With tears in her eyes triela woke up to Claes face to face with her and she was stunned as Claes wiped the tears a way and said "You are so cute when you are asleep my dear and you were singing Frere Jacques so you will be my little girl" and laughed as triela squealed "god how long have you been there" as she pulled her covers up over her chest suddenly very self-conscious and she stated it before Claes could get a word out edge wise stating

"Can you turn around so I can get dressed and start my day" as Claes responded with a sarcastic comment back that she knew would piss off triela

"Yes dear I think your mommy should let you get dressed" and got hit in the back of the head by triela's favorite bear Augustus and Claes said "I'll let that slide because you just woke up and I know tea will make you whatever you want to eat" and walked out as triela tugged her knees up to her chest and asked herself "God why did that dream start up again and who was that guy who hit my sister and more importantly is my sister dead?" and she walked outside to see a new young woman and Chris chatting almost like they were planning on taking over the world.

Mumbling to herself triela walked over to the table she asked "who is the new girl not trying to be rude and Richie can you make a cup of coffee and whatever food tea has left because damn I am starving?" as Claes walked over and said "well glad to see the little princess is awake and who are you?" looking at the new girl who said "My names Emily and what I remember of my past I had a sister who was kidnapped even though I don't remember and I think I should go see my handler" as she got up and left.

Snickering as Richie brought out the coffee and a large breakfast that tea had made just for triela he then left leaving the two girls alone as he smirked and went to fix the movie screen for a prank that he hoped would go over well. "Well young lady are you done with your tantrum or do I have to send you to your room?" and triela snapped out

"I'm not in the fucking mood now shut up" as she slammed her fist on the table almost shattering the coffee cup before she got up and left heading into the garage find Emily and her handler Emma working on a Chevy Camaro that she was given and It looked like Chris's except his was a black and grey with a flaming eagle on the hood. Upon seeing the red covered tire iron she started to cringe just a little thinking that it would not be noticed but Emily saw it and asked Emma if the two could be alone for a minute.

"I need to talk to her in private and Ill explain why later but please just trust me" and as Emma walked out and started chatting with Elenora Emily moved the tire iron out of the way and reach of both girls before wrapping triela in a hug. "Damn it I can't believe you fucking left me like that I mean I know you were in the hospital and all but fuck sis no phone call or nothing and after we dug your fucking grave?" and her blue eyes locked with triela and she said "s-sis can you forgive me for what I have done and lets go catch a movie in the theater" as they walked hand in hand as the sun went down. Looking at her sister as they walked she said "I don't know if I can but I will after you tell me who your dating cause I saw your underwear being carried to the laundry by a guy who looked all too happy to have them" and as she started to blush Emily said "don't worry I'm just teasing so calm down and I'll buy you a couple drinks when we tour Rome"

"Sis you can be such a fucking pain in the ass" triela stated and Emily said "well twin tails do you really think I'd let you go after so many years of not seeing you?" and before she could answer Emily said "shut up you know what I was getting at now where the fuck do we go to get a decent cup of coffee because well you don't want to sleep cause Freddy will get you" Elsa smirked from the shadows, putting a small, blood-encrusted suit on. She grinned, putting her helmet on, and began rushing out, her helmet unleashing the Fazbear screech, as she tripped, flying headfirst at Emily.

"Sup, Brah-" She shouted, before getting Vega-clawed out of the air.

"NO! THAT IS THE WRONG FREDDY, YOU ASS!" Emily shouted, Elsa rolling away from her from the slap.

"Owww… why did you claw me? I'm not into that sort of thing!" Elsa stammered, growing frustrated.

"Whoops, sorry. I thought you were Richard… He still deserves it, though."

Ha, I told you I would be back!

"What the- How the protestant FUCK did you get back in here!?"

Haaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa! You left the window open, fool!

"Ya know what, fuck you! Fuck you, and your cat!"

Jeez! Calm down! I came up here to ask you something.

"Oh, Reeeeally? What could you POSSIBLY want!?"

Jack told me to tell ya there is some pizza in the break room.

"Oh, really? I was expecting something more random, like panca- Gah!?"

DO YOU WANT SOME PANCAKES!?

"Get OUT! NOW!"

I SHALL RETURN… IN STYLE! *Warp pipe out*

"Any ways now that I'm back in control let's get back to the dreams shall we?"

"If you want a cup of coffee I can show you our version of the coffee shops like back home and trust me the food is good just make sure you know who cooked it or ask if you can make it yourself" triela stated and seeing her sisters confused face and seeing Henrietta walking up said "Ill tell you in two words "high school freshman aka young teen girl so that explains it for you" and Emily just nodded smiling as she understood and knew that triela had no room to talk and said as much smirking before ordering the drinks with her sister

"You know when we were kids your cooking skills sucked so I think it's funny that you of all people said that" and then picked up 2 cans of soda and grabbed two menus and sat down before remembering triela's warning asked "who do you have in the kitchen today because I've heard things from my sister and I think I may know the chef" and as if on cue Chris walked out holding a plate of beef and chicken kabobs that were still sizzling and roasted pita bread with 2 bottles of Arrack a friend had sent in from Tunisia. "The liquors on the house and don't worry yall I have a plan for us to get together when I get off tonight cause I have been cooking detail cause some people wouldn't want to eat if the youngers cooked because well let's face it they are kids and I have a night op tonight so I won't be asleep for a bit so enjoy" before he walked back to the kitchen. After chugging the coffee Emily finished off the rice and kabob before saying fearfully

"I've heard about your nightmare and am feeling tired myself but it won't happen to me" and looking at Emily's back triela said "I hope like hell you are right if not we are fucked" and her sister reported "you have been watching too much nightmare on elm street" as Emily fell asleep taking her shirt and daisy dukes off before laying on the bed fitful until sleep over came her. Starting to close her eyes Emily thought back to the remarks she had with her sister and suddenly a sense of dread overcame her and she screamed

"Oh god no you son of a bitch" as she had a flashback as a dream. After seeing Hansel, who looked extremely familiar to the brown eyed young man she knew, smash the tire iron into the side of his head and seeing the brown eyes of the young man, who had a tattoo on his arm of a scorpion on both arms, yelling run as he pushed her out the back door before ducking the shots of the Europol investigators who had seen the iron and had to shoot even though he pushed the girl out of the way meaning he wouldn't harm them. And seeing the chance as the young man pulled her by the hands through the warehouse district he said "I read a book on the best places to be alone in the city and after what just happened this is the best Idea and no I can't go to the cops or they would kill me and by they I mean cops and the mob" before he started panting a little form running across the city with a girl on his back. "The devil went down to Georgia he was looking for a soul to steal and I bet a knife of gold against your soul cause I think I'm better than you" and Emily smiled and sang "when the devil finished Johnny said your pretty good ole son just grab a seat right there and let me show you how its done" and finding his stashed 12 gauge he hummed "it's just an old double barrel 12 the stock is cracked and it kicks like hell" and Emily saw the tears she finished " I can still hear his voice when I pull it my shoulder a guns like a woman it's all how you hold her and taught me so much more than how to hunt" before being stashed by Chris as he snuck out to make sure the coast was cleared.

"Thank god I may survive this in one piece" Emily stated as she felt a hand wrap around her mouth and as she let out a muffled scream she heard a voice say "I'm here to help keep you safe I just need to know what you know and how you ended up in this situation and Emily spoke in Romanian "I was kidnapped by the family and sold to the mob for a box of guns and Id planned on dying there but I have survived so god must have wanted me to live for some strange reason and maybe I will get to testify against the family that did that to me and make damn sure they never do that to anyone else and they rot in-" as she felt a blade hit her right in the gut and as she spat up crimson frothy blood all over the front of her white blouse the young man had gotten for her and as she choked out why the man with the triad symbol on his hand and eye said "the organization sends its regards as does the family" before he twisted and ripped the blade out and ran off after slashing the gas line and lighting a pilot light knowing it would explode after a minute and remove both groups problems. "Its done and the bitch will be in hell in a few minutes" he stated into the phone ducking into a door way to avoid the running young teens and a middle aged lady and he mumbled "won't do you any good but saves the dogs from eating tainted meat". "G we have to get the door open because oh fuck the building is burning so we don't have much time" Hansel stated and that is when Emily heard his real name when Hetty yelled as she slapped him "Damnit Chris keep a good head on your shoulders cause panicking won't do her any good cause then that young lady in there will panic and could die faster" and she felt the tender hands of a woman who she called mommy wrapping around her and rushing her to the hospital.

Waking up with tears in her eyes and a shudder she saw rico standing in the room and Emily asked "how long have you been standing there rico?" and the response was "ever since I heard you screaming and I turned the tv on but the volumes off for you and she saw it was NCIS and she just smiled before asking to borrow the computer. Looking puzzled rico said "ya I guess so follow me and mind if I ask why?" and all Emily would say was dream and the started to look through NCIS databases and when she came across LA she gasped and said "Its them they saved my life" and she held out Callen and Hetty's pictures and looked at the locked file and saw it was her under the name Cossack and she started to cry.

"I need to go for a walk to clear my head." She saw Richard who looked like the man she dealt with but she couldn't be as sure as his head and right hand were heavily bandaged and as she thought the question Claes asked with "what the fuck happened to your head and hand?" Richard coughed, and blood ran down his face, as Chris laid his elbow right on the bandaged part of his head.

"He got in my way, so I fixed it."

"With a 250 lb. sledge?" Henrietta stated, Chris toting the hammer on his shoulder.

"It's what I had on hand. It was the lightest thing I was carrying, ya know."

Henrietta cringed, as Chris smiled, spinning the hammer around in circles.

"What? I was always told to use what I had on hand, and this is exactly what I had on hand. So, if anyone wants to complain, that's fine: I'll just smash him in the face with the solid oak table that I know we have in the kitchen. And unlike the hammer, I know damn well this will break" and seeing Henrietta shudder and cringe again chris asked

"Why are you shuddering it's like you think I'll actually kill him and I take it that you like him and Im not surprised but I think he's an asshole at some points but it's to each their own" before he walked into the dorm and Emily wandered in after him and sat on his bed as he tried to take a nap and he let it be known how confused he was. Looking her dead in the eyes he held her hand and asked her "do you really want to go down the rabbit hole because these secrets will make it so the nightmare is the least of your worries" and she said yes and Chris looked at her and said "I'll tell you after I wake up from a hopefully long nap because I may have other operations later on and want to keep my head on straight because as you know if we don't we may die" and she nodded and sang out "see you around" before shutting off the lights.

"Callen how are you doing because well I have eyes on the group that you all were involved with in Cossack and it's the Comescu family and Ill have to go back in and see if they are moving the girls or are trying to liquidate the whole film because if so Europol and you as a tag along will have to take them down because the whole raid could be a terror attack and your family could be targeted if they live to see another day" and Callen grabbed his shotgun he had been given by hetty before she let him go with Europol and said "I know I'm ready so go in and do what you need to do because I don't want to have to deal with the bastards who killed my family" as he understood that if they lived his sister and him would never have a normal life. Walking in to the wooden door that was stained with the blood of many other girls besides Callen's sister who had been rescued before the incidents with him going in as Hansel. "What the fuck took you so long Hansel I thought I told you to get the gasoline and kerosene to dispose of the girls and do it now" and saying a silent prayer for the N&N girls otherwise known as Nacht Und Nebel meaning no trace would be found and he turned around with a loaded gun and yelled "I will kill you" and then the gun was knocked out of his hand by a rock and he had the wrist strap keep it from going to far so he smashed the attackers knee with a tire iron and the sick crack brought a s,ile to his face as he smashed the man in the jaw before the door was kicked in. As the bodyguard of the triads swung at him he smashed him in the nose shattering it before muttering "damn it that hurt but he's stunned so line up motherfuckers and any moves you die" and to prove his point he shot the second of command of the Comescu family in the back causing both a flower of blood from his chest and some from his mouth spraying all over the walls.

"Damn you all got the message and we painted the wall know because the grey and black looks like shit and oh shit what are you doing her this is a police raid" Callen yelled as Richard turned on his former comrades-in-arms and said "I never liked you motherfuckers I was just in it for the money and now that you are closing down the film and you don't need a bodyguard or enforcer that means the paychecks stop so you all have to die" and he slashed the back of one of the closest and the rest of the group opened fire before marching Callen, chris and Richard out with their hands up as Callen smiled being handed over to hetty he said "it's done that the film in this area are no more so thank god I avenged mom and now would like a drink because that sucked and I think we could share the drinks with the two boys who helped me and then send them to Europol for a debriefing" and the boys sat In the sun sipping whiskey and Chris asked for his first ever cigarettes as the blond haired girl he had saved with Callen who he had known before as part of a loss support group and thought that they all would go to hell for what they did and said a silent prayer for forgiveness.

Walking out into the setting sun he took a gentle stroll into the room of Emily Hartman as since she was Triela's sister he had assigned them the same last name in his mind and hugged her and asked her

"What do you want to talk about and I know its late but you tell me at any time I can talk ad I think now is as good a time as any to tell you I listened to the report from dr. Bianchi as it relates to your computer usage and I had the same dream. It's not just dreams or nightmares they are memories and the tire iron that I have seen around we had seen them in the past and that's why I will find myself swinging the iro because we did it in the past and the doc said the meds don't keep those memories at bay but could at the cost of our lives" as she started to cry and he just rocked whispering its ok as petra cleared her throat and said "I didn't know you were so caring with girls so when we have kids you'll be a great father" and chris turned red. Looking at his girlfriend he asked "what you up to and what do you wanna do?" and had a gun thrown at him and it was his trusted sidearm and grabbed his long gun before going out to the gun range where triela was sitting there with her shotgun and asked

"are we going to kill some time before go to the movies and we had you boys had an op that led to the target offing himself so what's next?" and pointing his ACR down range and starting to rapid on the trigger emptying the mag he quickly reloaded and said "Let's kill some time here and then go down to the movie and triela you look like you want to say something" and she smiled before stating with a sing-song voice "oh Mr. miculek please teach us your secrets because we need to get faster and we promise we will only use them to keep everyone's heads down" and laughing at them Chris quoted Ireland and foreshadowing "they will storm us in the morning when sunlight turns to sky death is waiting for his dance now fate has sentenced us to die" with each word ringing out with a bullet so they were rapid fire. As the girls clapped for that he said let's go to the movie and what do you think it will be?"

As they talked about the movie they wanted to go and see, Richard walked out of the garage, still bandaged up. Emily's eyes widened with horror as she saw the black metal bar in his hand, hiding behind Triela.

"Sorry, ladies. I was working on the car for this afternoon." Richard stated, shooting a bitter look to Chris. "It would be easier, if I had both my eyes and arms to work with."

"Well, don't sneak up on me in the garage next time, and maybe you'll not get bludgeoned to death." He spat back, riling up Richard even further.

"The fuck I did! You snuck up behind me with that godforsaken hammer, and bludgeoned me while I was working!"

Triela sat and comforted Emily as she freaked out, Richard walking away with the tire iron.

"Ah, fuck this. I got more important shit to take care of."

Richard threw a black bag over his shoulder that was left by the door, and began to wander off, the tire iron and bag both glinting a deep scarlet as he waddled off.

"Fuck me, AGAIN!?"

*Warp pipe sounds* ARF ARF!

"Where the FUCK did you get this goddamn pipe!?"

I am Chain Chomp. I find stupid shit everywhere.

"Seriously, I oughta put a goddamn bell around your neck!"

Not a cat. I am Chain Chomp, an- ooh, Shiny!

*Window shatters*

"Oh, for fuck's sake… Fine! Back to the story!"

"I think it'll be every hunger games or fury but that's cause I like tanks" rico stated and Emily said "you seem to like all movies or even school but I won't throw any stones because that's none of my business" and rico stood like frieza and said "bitch, you just jealous of my cybernetic swagger" and Richard donkey-konged her with Chris playing the original donkey Kong theme as Emily yelled "oh for fucks sake" as she face palmed cause Triela was dancing an Irish jig complete with a kilt and Emily had the perfect shot walking away yelling "the skirt looks good on you wear them more often" and she blushed before running off.

"Well that was a shocker and since I'm the only one in the range I better close up and head off to the movie and make the food before Henrietta burns it" Chris said to himself laughing before holstering his pistol and took off running across the damp ground in the crisp night air. Rushing into the theatre he saw that the prank was going accordingly with Freddy popping up and Elsa in her Freddy outfit sending Etta through the ceiling screaming

"make it stop please make it stop!" and her jeans started to have a wet patch growing and chris swung out with a tire iron that Emily and triela shuddered a little as they remembered what it could do in the hands of a mad warrior and they even saw alex grabbing an ax that they thought looked familiar and rico dropped to the ground crying leaving chris no option but to go for his gun and he put one round into his stomach causing Richard to turn it to the movie which was Scooby doo. And the yelling got trice and angelica running into the room with their side arms out and found Richard pinned down with a gun to his head and a small red stain down his shirt.

"What the hell happened here and why is Alex tied up?" they asked in unison and chris' response got them chuckling. "oh him and Alex saw a prank done by Richard that backfired so we dealt with him and Alex wanted to kill him so mike hit him in the chest and is as you can see is seating on his chest after I shot him" and they were processing as Scooby appeared on the screen and they grabbed popcorn and jumped over the chairs landing on Richard and even rico landed on his balls. As they decided to liberate Richard he sat up and stretched and then pulled out a book that Chris saw and made a move asking him

"Why the fuck are you reading that and you know what I mean" and he held up the gunslinger girl manga and Elsa asked "what is that and chris said "it's nothing and it's what people think you did and they kill you all off in it at one point or another" and the girls decided not to read it and went back to the movie and Chris said "we live fast die young and leave a good looking corpse" and then reading a poem he said "the darkness that we know and the sorrow we have wrought makes us the devils to others but saints to some" and then they ended the shows with band of brothers and Elsa showed up in a 101st airborne costume and gave them to the girls and most of the guys but Richard got a German outfit so they beat the shit out of him as chris stated "well damn this is like the beginning of hell week and I like it" as one by one they all fell asleep with chris petra, Elsa and Emily being the last ones to sleep watching NCIS and NCIS LA. And seeing the two girls he had been close to snuggled up he remarked "hetty would be proud and at least we are all together again" as Richard opened the bag containing the battered body of the Comescu leaders and admired his handy work before washing the iron off and putting it back in the garage and grabbing a beer and saying

"Well at least that's one automotive project down and more to go but Im cleaning always cleaning" as he watched the full moon shrink behind the clouds.

A/N: Well that was this chapter down and thank you to my beta reader ABAC aka Megan and my editor the infamous Richard.