Gunslinger girl shadows of war Ch. 16: Ballet to ballistics
A/N: I do not own gunslinger girl and sorry this chapter took a while to get out. Reviews would be helpful
Last time on- OW WHAT THE FUCK
"What did I tell you last time you useless fuck?!"
I was getting new material if I wasn't-
"BULLSHIT!"
I was and don't make me break the fourth wall!
"Fear the all-powerful writer so on with the show now shut up"
As Richard woke up with a numb arm as Rico had commandeered it and turned it into a pillow he started to move it and clearing his throat said
"Um I'd like to have my arm back so get up ok" and Rico just rolled over and yawned saying "I know but it's my pillow and I won't give it up at all´ and to prove her point she b it down on the arm drawing a couple of beads of blood. As Richard started to yell "my arm is not a god damn sandwich!" Chris popped in on his way to Petra's room and took the shot
"If you aren't a sandwich why are you so fat then and you know she just woke up right?" and as Richard threw a boot at his buddy Jean heard the yell of "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IM NOT FOOD!" and he stormed in as chris said "Fuck you I'm out got to go see my girlfriend" and noticed with a smirk that
"Jean made a snow angel with his face but do you know its not winter yet jackass?!" before falling into Petra's room laughing like a maniac and looking at them he heard Jean ask "Did anybody get the number on that bitch" and Rico said "11" and as Jean fell over he mumbled "Thank you" and then fell into unconsciousness.
"Well that was fun I guess and I wonder what game I should play I'm thinking manhunt because It could give me more ideas for the job and maybe manhunt 2 which describes me" and petra woke up form a nap with a stretch and a yawn and after clearing her throat said
"You mean us you dumbass now shut up and kiss me" and Richard looked at them and snickering said "never knew you had a thing for vodka breath" and looking at chris Petra said "you may wanna move cause there will be blood and booze everywhere" and she smiled hoisting the bottle back and attached a whistle that said dodge as she threw it and he yelled "NO, NO NO NO, NO NO NO NO NO FUCKKKKK!" and was rewarded with a thud as the bottle slapped in his face and shattered throwing the shards of clear and colored glass all over the room and Tea walked in seeing it and walked out before exploding. "I'm going to fucking kill him because he makes the shit I have to deal with a million times worse" and she started to cry as she kept the stress of life bottled up.
Looking at chris Petra said "Im not feeling well so why don't you go to class and come back and we can have some time together that we both lust after" and chris laughed saying
"you make it so hard to focus and I may end up telling Hillshire to go fuck himself and knowing him he may just do that" before he grabbed his backpack and running off to class. Showing up five minutes late he looked at Victor and said "Mind shutting the fuck up Im not in the mood to put up with your shit but I will kick your ass and won't think twice about leaving your bloody broken corpse on the floor asshole" and as he let that sink in he heard the director yell "shut the hell up and get your gang in here NOW" and they all ran into the office with Dante's smartass comment trailing them as he yelled "do you ever sit through a full class period?" and got the middle finger in return
*warp pipe noise* It's a me Mario here to defeat your koopas and rescue your princesses'
"Do you mind fucking off and before you ask about the contract the answer is
YES?!
"Fuck you now go away damn it"
"Now that he's gone for a while back to the story"
As they all got together in the director's office they saw Elsa grab chris' arm and say "brother we may get to tour the fascist underbelly with the family" and the director said "Elsa thank you and I heard Petra is sick so Chris take care of yourself and make it home to her or Ill have to calm her down and she may try and join you" and they all knew what that meant. "You are all going to battle a group of black-shirts who have joined along with the FRF and the others to try and turn Italy back into a Communist or fascist state" and they all nodded that they understood what had to be done. Chris looked at them and said before we go I need to see someone" and they all knew who so Elsa said "take your time we will wait and we understand"
Walking into the room he shared with petra Chris saw the black shirt off and a pair of ballet shoes under her bed and gently kissed her and looking at her promised "I will be back home soon so don't worry and get better then we will do anything but sleep" and the last bit said with a raised eyebrow got her laughing followed by her saying get going the fun has yet begun" and he left her to get some well-deserved rest.
Laying down she started to yawn and mumbled a quiet prayer that the nap would leave her feeling better but little did she know it couldn't be further from the truth. As she closed her brown eyes she was greeted by familiar sounds of a ballet concert and knowing what that was she started to relax and asked herself
"why the fuck am I in the ballet it has been forever and I hope I don't fuck it up" and looked at the date 23 October 2002 and was in her mode as a ballet dancer not knowing that the dance would be one she would hate for as long as she lived. Hearing a familiar voice call out
"Hey Liz we are on in a few minutes and remember we are doing Swan lake and the dying swan so don't be nervous just this will determine whether or not you are recruited at as a pro which I know you will" and with that she called out "Thanks and you'll do fine to just try to not upstage me ok?" and she let out a laugh as her friend Anna and her sister Olga told her "that would be a hard thing to do miss swan lake". As the show started and she was dancing her usual performance she was interrupted by a Black clad figure firing a burst of AK fire into the air. As the chaos set in the performers all said "I know we are going to die here" and petra avoiding the pain in her leg from the factures stood up and as one of the soldiers turned she kicked him in the face with the pointed ballet shoe which as her attacker screamed she felt a searing pain in her leg as a bullet tore through it but fortunately she fell down a secret tunnel which led out of the theatre.
"I don't want to die here under this stage and its not even my home stage so fuck this and I hope those bastards burn in hell" she muttered as she slowly drug herself out and Anna saw Olga start to try and help her crawl away, as the hatchway was in a hard to see area and she was ordered to kneel by a Chechenian hostage taker who proceeded to put a bullet through her head which splattered blood all over Petra who instead of screaming crawled away into the arms of a waiting spetsnaz operator and she blacked out after telling them what they needed to know. The last things she was reported by the News people on the scene were "My sister and my slippers get my sister and shoes"
Waking up petra saw that Tea had chosen to stay behind and check on her besides doing her routine cleaning instead of going shopping and to the movies as Petra asked "how long have I been out and did I miss a meal because I'm starving?" as her stomach growled which got Tea laughing. "You've been out for a couple hours and yeah you missed lunch but I can make you something and I hope I don't have to feed you" and she laughed as Petra went red knowing it was either curled up in a ball or sucking her thumb or she feared maybe both. "What did you see?" Petra asked ready to cold cock her sister if that is what it came to and she heard Tea say
"You curled up in a ball whimpering and there is no need for the offensive option" pointing to the silver vodka bottle that Petra had sipped on before falling asleep. "You're right but the bottle was for if I had to knock you out so you would forget what you saw" and she laughed hearing "see what and want do you want for lunch and maybe we can have a girls day out?" and both girls made a plan for a movie and they settled on spirit stallion of the Cimarron and then turn on Oban star racers then military anime because they were desensitized to violence that went with the territory and then grabbing mauser 98 rifles went out for a shootout as the guns were airsoft.
As they laughed and counted up who was more accurate Jean walked out and started to prove that he lived up to the name Jackass level 5 as he yelled "if you to have enough free time to do this shit you have enough time to get to class and do tutoring and NOT PLAY WITH THESE" only to hear Chris and Keysen say "put the guns down motherfucker or you will join them in the pond if you want that to happen its fine by us" and he slowly lowered them and walked away. As Elsa laid down to take a nap she started to shake and she mumbled
"I hope this doesn't end bad for me" as she remembered her past having dealt with the flashbacks of Lauro and she thought of him as a parent and when she saw him die she started to see everything start to go black and she heard "you are pathetic and couldn't do anything right you couldn't even kill yourself and you had to shoot me in the back I knew you were worthless" and she had a flashback of her as a little kid and thinking of her mom and the started singing Christmas shoes and then slip on ballet slippers her mom had left her before leaving to go to the Philippines which would be for the last time and she remembered the call on the 3rd of January and the resulting suicide attempt which left her in the ICU and fighting for her life and her dad signed her over and basically leaving her for a future that he would do to start over and she woke up crying.
"I can't believe I was crying I mean Im supposed to be stronger than that and if triela finds out she'll never let me live that down" and she said live what down and sis you know you can talk to me about anything" as they had discovered the raid they launched to capture the FRF leader was dud. "The son of a bitch killed himself before I got there to do the job and even though we got the day off it was a fucking waste and we have to the test that you all took" and Elsa laughed saying "Always being the go team has its downfall doesn't it?" and they laughed as Elsa told triela what happened.
+warp pipe-thud* God damn it what the fuck who puts a steel floor under a wood floor?!
"Well I knew that steel reinforced floor would come in handy and I put it there for a reason now GTFO cause I have walls to repair NOW FIX THE GOD DAMN WALL!"
As Claes started to lay down for a nap as she had been up for a week straight and decided she was making to many rookie mistakes. She felt a warmth and started to cry saying "not again this shouldn't have happened god damn it" and she started to hear the relaxing voice of her mother saying "hush my darling its ok my darling" and she looked around and saw that she was back in her mom's arms and she said "mommy I want to be a dancer can I be a dancer?" and her mom laughed and said "I had thought you'd say that so I bought you this" and she held up a bright red ballerina costume complete with red bow and shoes and she looked at her mom and asked "can you help me get dressed and I can dance for you as you make dinner for me mommy" and started to spin around as a ballerina when her mom left to make supper and she started to cry as she woke up.
Seeing her friend crying triela took the shot that was payback as she wrapped Claes in a hug saying
"Mommy is here baby its ok little girl hush little baby no need to cry mommies going to sing you a lullaby" and Claes said "mommy I love you and attached herself to Triela's side and she smiled before calling out to tea with a snicker that broke into a full blown laugh
"hey sis I was wondering if you could make a meal for the little girl who just woke up unless you want her to throw a fit and then you'll have to discipline her and Ill send you both to your room but young lady you won't be able to sit for a week" looking at Claes who broke out in a laugh that broke into her crying and then tea said
"Food is up for the young lady and sis you are making your own food just no burning down the kitchen or the same threat you gave Claes will go to you" and triela said "yes mother" dripping with sarcasm before starting to make a massive sub sandwich.
At the other side of the compound Richard had gotten done dealing with Jean and was cursing at Jean and mumbling
"I can't believe that the fucktard had the balls to yell at me for skipping class after returning I mean I hadn't even had the chance to visit my girlfriend yet and he's just to big of a fucking cock sucking bitch to realize that"
And sure enough Rico was stomping around and had arranged with triela and Claes to make him regret not hanging around as much. Looking over to Triela and claes she asked them
"do you all remember the plan?" and as they told her "hell ya we do itll be fun to watch his reaction and ill try so hard not to laugh when he cries like a little bitch"
Right on cue they grabbed Richard by the arms and kicked his legs and as he moaned and asked
"what the fuck let me go god damn it" he heard Claes and triela whisper "like a bitch" and heard a stomp as rico ran at him with a metal covered steel toed boot she stole form his shop and with a sickening thud rico kicked him right in the balls and he moaned and spat up a testicle that went sailing and as he whimpered he then spat up a kidney which slapped Petra in the face as nchris was holding her rubbing her in his hands causing her to moan and purr like a cat.
"Excuse me while I go beat the shit out of a douche ok baby?" and chris mumbled "if they don't kill him I will" and seeing the tesicles hanging out of his mouth he shot with a bb gun causing Richard to black out.
"hey anybody got a gun because his face doesn't look as screwed up as it really is" Chris asked as Triela and claes started to blast him in the face and rico dumped a magazine into his gut before Chris grabbed a gallon of gasoline laughing saying
"he looks a little cold so it sucks to be him" and dumped a gallon of gasoline and dropped a match which set him in a ball fo fire and as Chris kissed Petra he said
"I cant believe we all overpowered him and kicked him in the dick" and he moan which got a bottle to his head knocking him out cold as Petra said
"Boy shut up and fucking kiss me" and they kept a temper up till the sun came up.