Gunslinger Girl Shadows of war Ch. 21: Payback and Payoffs
A/N: I do not own Gunslinger Girl only my OCs and any reviews will be a big help
Haha! The Infamous Richard has laid his hand upon this lamb of… wait, would it be God?
No, shut up, Pixy. You don't count.
Oh, Blaze… You never cease to amuse. Keep an eye out for ReWind among the winds (That's me!)
Wow, self-promotion, much?
Shaddap, you. At least I didn't say "Last time, on-"
NO! NEVER AGAIN! YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
Flee~!
Anyways, now that he's back… ugh… Let's continue on, shall we?
As the Girls all slowly woke up they saw that Chris' birthday was that day and Petra and Noel walked into the Kitchen which was abuzz with activity and the chefs started cooking up a massive variety of dishes from steak and potato stew to spicy chili dogs and chili burgers. As they looked at each other noel asked
"Hey what are you going to get my big brother for his birthday and don't worry I won't tell him" and Petra pulled a knife and smiled as the blackened blade was sharpened with the edge looking to be sharp enough to cut the hair off a cats back. Looking at her friend Petra said
"I won't tell you yet and it relies on a computer" and Noel was a little confused but let it go as breakfast burritos were served up as they tried to keep Chris out of the loop as long as possible. Smiling before eating Rico asked
"Has anyone seen Chris or Richard because I have gifts for Chris and a message for Richard" and they all knew that the basement of the monastery was rebuilt so Rico knew where to go and walked down there and was stunned. As she opened the door she had seen Chris shirtless with the scars and 6 pack abs glistening she saw a cherry red piece of metal in his hand and a hammer in the other. As he saw her standing there Chris set the metal down and yelled to be heard until he turned the forge down
"Hey Rico what are you up to and I'm trying to get a sword to curve into either katana or a scimitar but that it is harder than shit to keep the edge and not shatter the blade" and Rico just smiled and said
"Had a blade smith make this for you" and she pulled out a katana as he had a variety of firearms and bladed weapons and always had his eye on a katana that had an eagle on the handle and blade catchers on the side. As she left the forge Richard and Keysen walked out from around the forge where they were hiding and said
"Bro that looks just like Enraiha but you don't have a fiery temper like Ayano or the cute looks" and he ducked as a flaming piece of metal slammed right near his head and as he ducked Richard yelled
"Never mind he has the temper down" and laughed as Chris started to sharpen the sword and the Kabar and other knives he had made fusing a blade to brass knuckles and a spike on the end. Smiling he swung the sharpened blades and even a machete he said
"I'm ready for anything and I hope to get to use the blades against the scum of the earth" and then walked to the group who gave him a variety of weapons and accessories for his weapons to make the job they chose easier and as he sat down sipping on a cold beer Petra covered his eyes and she whispered "Guess who" and as he rattled off names he then kissed her. Looking at the group he said
"I assume that our idea of paying the weapons companies to make us more weapons will cause us a major problem and here is to never going to jail for doing our job" and they all nodded as they knew he wasn't being a smart ass and Jean walked in and said
"We all have a group of high risk targets that have to die and most of them are politicians or military who are working with the terrorists." Richard sighed, and stated in his usual stone-lined sarcastic tone:
"Oh, joy! Another assassination mission for political targets and terrorists. I swear, all we ever kill are politicians and terrorists. Ooh, maybe we can fight baby crocodiles on our next mission, and maybe we'll actually have a goddamn challenge!"
"Quit your complaining, and join the squad," John barked. "You can bellyache about the assignment when you're out of my hair."
Chris Petra, Richard, and Noel were assigned to take out the groups of politicians all simultaneously while Rico and Triela would assist Michael and Jake as well as Stephanie for the military leaders. As Chris and Petra hopped into the Shelby cobra and they tore down to the hotel where the senators were staying during an Italian version of the G20. As they hit the highway Chris cracked a joke saying
"Well if there is a zombie apocalypse we will be safe because zombies don't eat the brainless and we would have a sacrificial lamb area to protect ourselves" and she held his hand as they got out with weapons hidden he started to make small talk about what to get Noel for her birthday. As the Elevator took them to the 7th floor the guard glared at him and said
"You are not allowed to be on this floor" and instead of saying anything Chris grabbed his head and twisted his head around getting a satisfying snap and the man dropped like a ton of bricks. Looking at Petra he said
"Let's go we have to kill them now because well we are fucked if we get caught without completing the job" and slid his MP5 out and his suppressed .45 into an easier spot to get to it with a garrote wire hidden under his glove which made him look like he fucked up his hand. Knocking on the door he saw that one of the senators opened the door and before killing them all he said
"Sic semper tyrannis" and Petra replied "alia iacta est" as they filled the rooms with suppressed gunfire. As the bodies dropped to the floor and the blood started soaking into the carpet they took off running thinking they had gotten away safely. As they tore out of the area they said
"Jean our end of the job is done and we haven't gotten spotted so we should be home in time for supper" and as they put the phone down a flashbang grenade detonated right above the car and they were pulled out and a black bag was thrown over their heads and they were loaded in a black van and the car was abandoned. As they came to a cell door slammed causing petra to try and jump up only to find her hands where chained to the bed. As they started to get comfortable the cell door opened again and noel was shoved into the cell. Looking at the group Chris muttered "oh god damn it this sucks a lot" and they were kicked in the sides before being made to march frog legged to the shrink's office.
"You bastard! I'll murder you! I swear it!" Chris, Petra, and Noel tilted their heads in confusion as the guards drug away a mangled and heavily damaged prisoner, as a gruff voice spoke through a plume of smoke.
"Ya really think I give a fuck, Sam? If I weren't on the clock, I'd have you uncuffed, and beaten raw right here and now." A man in a white lab coat and a pair of blackout aviators walked out, and blew smoke into Petra's face, as she coughed, and scowled. "You there. Petrushka, right?" She spit in the man's face, and attempted to attack him, as the guards struggled to restrain her. He smiled wickedly, as his aviators glimmered in the pale light. "Ooh, feisty! I'll take you first." He landed a solid blow to her stomach, bringing her to her knees, and grabbed a hold of her hair, as he barked an order at the guards; "You there! Keep an eye on them until I get back. No slacking off!" The troops cringed, and responded cowardly; "Y-yes, sir!" As he dragged her into the room, he could sense the rage building within one of the prisoners. "Oh, and keep a heavy restraint on the one with the black tags; he has a record of assault on officers." Chris smirked darkly, and sneered:
"Or, you can undo my restraints now, and I can kick your ass in front of your men." The coated man laughed, and hurled the winded Petra into his office. "Now, now, boy, I'll be happy to give you a proper tanning after I deal with your girlfriend." He laughed softly, and took a drag on his cigarette, as he closed the door behind him.
He sat down at his desk, and sat Petra up on the bed. "Hey, Pe-" With a swift attack, she swung the cuffs around, and struck him in the face, spinning her leg around to snap-kick the man in the torso, and wrapped the handcuffs around his throat, as he struggled to speak. "P-Petra, it's me!"
"Oh, I know it's you." She sneered, her grip tightening. "This is payback for the gut shot earlier!"
"I told you, I have to keep up my image!" He gasped for air, as Petra loosened her grasp.
"So, how did you get this position, anyways? I'm sure it took a shit ton of string pulling to get to this position."
"Believe me, I'm not proud of what I had to do to get here," he claimed, dusting off his jacket.
Petra snickered for a bit, looking at his disturbed face.
"Don't tell me; you had to play boy-toy for the warden, didn't you?"
"I didn't say it was going to be a pretty ordeal," He claimed, muttering softly.
Petra burst out laughing, as his face darkened with a red hue.
"So, what kind of kinky shit did she try to do to you?" She snickered, still trying not to be too loud.
"All the shit I do to people… but in reverse."
"Ooohoho, shit! She's a Sadie, eh?" Petra giggled, seeing his face get red with anger.
"More like a goddamn dominatrix!" He shouted, his hand slamming down on his desk, as Petra covered his mouth, and the guards knocked on the door.
"U-um, sir…?" A meek voice spoke from behind the door.
"WHAT PART OF 'DO NOT DISTURB ME DURING MY WORK' DID YOU NOT GET!?" The man shouted, hearing the guard shriek.
"I-I'm sorry! I thought you were hurt, and…"
He slowly calmed himself, and took deep breaths.
"Don't assume anything, mutt. When you assume things, you make an ass out of you, and me."
The guard sighed, and turned around to hear Noel snickering, and Chris busting a gut laughing.
"What's so funny, rat!?" The guard shouted, kicking Chris in the chest. Chris coughed blood, and continued laughing.
"Rat? Oh, no no no no. YOU'RE the rat. We're just a couple of wolves, scavenging for our next meal. And do you know what we consider rats like you?" He leaned in close to the guard, and whispered the word 'food' as the guard jumped back, the fresh smell of blood lashing out at his nose.
"No, Chris," Noel claimed, her snicker-fest ending as she became stone-faced again. "We don't eat garbage."
"Why you bitch!" The guard lashed out at Noel, as Chris let the lust for blood flow, as he wrapped his cuffs around the guard's neck, and began strangling him as he tore through his neck with his teeth. The guard barely had time to gurgle out "help" as his blood painted the walls, his partner paralyzed with fear as the crimson bath coated him and the halls around him.
"Should I end him?" Noel stated, licking the edge of the knife as she drew closer to him, giggling as he struggled to back away from her.
"No, leave him, for now," Chris stated, licking the blood off of his palms: "He won't be telling anyone what he saw here today."
"Well, sounds like they're having fun out there." Petra exclaimed, pulling her ear away from the door.
"You always were the social butterfly, weren't you, Petra…" He sighed, and rolled back in his chair.
"Shut up, Richard. You're worse than I am."
Richard laughed, pulling the shades off of his face, and lit up a cigarette.
"Good to see you haven't forgotten my name, dear. Isolation tends to have its drawbacks on the brain, you know."
The door was flung open with a sharp clang as it slammed into the metal wall behind it, and a limp mass was slammed against the wall, coating everything in the room in a murky red paste.
"Gah! You bastard! You got my nice, clean jacket dirty with the blood and organs of filth!"
Chris scoffed. "Ya know, if I didn't know any better, I'd swear you were related to Perrine right now."
"You wanna go, Dog-Ears!?" Richard barked, and Chris followed suit:
"Says the rabid Fox-Tail of the unit! I should just eat you right here and fucking now!"
"Hey, hey, calm down, both of you! Arguing amongst ourselves is the last thing we need right now!"
The two stood down, fearing for their safety as they could sense the hostility flowing from Noel like a caged psychosis victim.
"You're just lucky she's still alive," Chris sneered, pointing at Petra, as she tilted her head coyly.
"Wha- meeee~? You were worried about little ol' meeee~?"
"Oh no, don't you start that shit." Chris stated, as Petra unleashed a giggle that even he couldn't resist.
"Aha! I have found your weakness! Her adorable coo of a giggle!" Richard stated matter-of-factly. Chris wasted no time returning to his blood-fueled frenzy mode.
"How's about I make you a little weaker in the stones, buuuudy?"
Richard cringed, and slowly backed up.
"Ooook, Cipher, this is taking a turn for the weird…"
Noel couldn't contain herself as she burst into a fit of laughter, and Chris turned to face her.
"Ok, Noel, I'll bite. The fuck is so funny?"
As she attempted to control her roars of laughter, she snickered, and burst out, shouting; "SEND HIM BACK TO THE STONED AGE!"
The groan from the crew was so loud, that the stunned guard in the hallway paused, more confused than afraid, at this point.
"God, Noel… that line was so bad, I felt physical pain from that joke…" Richard sighed, as Noel continued to laugh.
"Oh, come on! That was funny! I bet I even rival Ichiyon from Upotte!"
In response to this line, even the guard in the hallway groaned in pain.
"Oh yeah, that guard is still alive, isn't he?" Petra stated, as the group paused to take note.
"Should we kill him now~?"
"Not yet, Blaze. We still need to extract information from him, first."
Oh, for fuck's sake… I am so going to jail for this shit.
Nobody will know the references… and if they do, yip-ya! You are as abnormal as us! I pity you.
… Are you STILL talking?
Forever and always, my little buddy!
FUCK YOUR SHIT.
Flee~!
I'm beginning to sense a pattern, here…
Back to the story!
I'm working on i- HEY! THAT'S MY LINE!
Richard paused mid-commentary, ignoring the obvious Ace Combat joke drops, as a large red, floating object hovered above his work table with a small piece of parchment attached to it.
… I leave for five minutes, and you fuck up my whole regime.
Oh, just wait. I'm not done yet.
"What the…?" Petra exclaimed, staring at the large, lip-printed mark on the red floating object. "What is that thing?"
Richard paused very calmly, and stated what may have been the stupidest thing they had heard in his whole career.
"Well, my dear, that would be a device designed to send messages between the workers of the prison, and the warden herself. Only the most important of members receive these messages about what goes on within these walls."
Noel scoffed. "So, it's like a really bland form of a carrier pigeon, is it?"
Richard tisked at her, which annoyed her to no end, as Chris began to realize what he was about to say.
"No, my dear… it is a beautiful-"
"Don't do it." Chris exclaimed.
"Balloo-"
"Stop it. Now."
"Balloon Para-"
POP!
"Alright, fuck it! You forced my hand!" Chris yelled, as the slashed balloon lay limp and lifeless in his hand.
… I killed a balloon.
You MONSTER!
Shut up! You made me do it! You'll have your parade later!
Yaaaay!
Noel watched as the stupidity ensued, and spoke up.
"Now that we've called out Ace Combat by name…"
Petra turned to face her.
"Hush! I still have to grab the games for my systems."
Noel turned to face her, confused.
"Oh, really? Which games?"
"All of them." Petra stated proudly, as Richard unraveled the note from the Warden.
"And now that we've established the balloon para-"
The smack of Noel's face was loud enough that even the Warden paused to take notice.
"… The fuck was that sound?"
Noel rubbed her face angrily, as Chris smoothed out the note, and smacked it onto Richard's face.
"Read the damn note."
Richard murmured into the paper as Chris pulled the paper away.
"Read it like a normal person, not a parent from the Peanuts."
*Insert Noel troll face here*
Richard read the note to himself, his face getting darker and darker as he read it, until he crumpled it up, and tossed it away.
"Wait, what did it say?" Noel exclaimed, as Petra gave a wry smile.
"Oh, I bet I know what it said…"
"Silence, you!" Richard shouted, lunging at Petra, and missing by a mile.
"Good god, the Warden is such a slave driver…"
"Dude, she's sexy as fuck, though. I wouldn't mind being brought in for one of her… personal sessions."
"Dude, you must be masochistic as fuck to enjoy that. She's a dominatrix that puts other sadists to shame."
"Damn straight! If you got one of those sexy nine-inch heels driven into you by her long, slender legs… you'd be hooked, man."
A loud clang emanated from the hallway as an eerie voice whispered from the darkness.
"Looks like I caught you two fools…"
They didn't even have time to react, as two large meat hooks looped through their throats, their tracheas being drug out into the open air as blood sprayed all over his white coat, staining it a deep crimson, and coating his twisted smile of malice in blood.
"Hook, line, and sinker."
The guard who had been left in the hall now felt the spine-tingling fear he had lost, as the unidentified attacker turned to him, and smiled.
"Hello, Damian. Sorry, did I startle you?"
"M-Mister Augenstine? Why did you do that…?"
Richard paused, and looked at the blood all over his clothes.
"Ah, shit… I soiled my clothing. Looks like I'll need to contact my cleaner…"
"B-But why Corey and David? What did they do to-"
"They were planning a prison riot, my dear lad. Milady's orders, you see. She always did like to make a mess…"
As chris and the others crept forth within the cover of darkness, Richard offered Damian his blood covered hand, as Damian cautiously reached out, and took it, to help him up. "So, did we dispose of the pesky rats running around the prison?"
"Oh, I wouldn't say that…" Chris stated, as he dropped down from the rafters, and smiled as Damian's face was flushed white with pure terror. "Surely, you didn't think you had seen the last of me?"
"M-Mister Augenstine…? Don't tell me you're…"
Richard smiled, and patted his head. "Sorry, lad. It's just as it looks. I'm a wanted felon, like the others. I could kill you here, buuut… I like you."
Damian jumped to his feet, stammering as he spoke.
"I-I-I'll do anything you say, sir! Just please, don't kill me!"
"Oh, I don't know… Nobody likes a snitch amongst our ranks." Noel wandered up behind them, waving her knife, and licking the end.
"I-I swear on my life, I would never betray you, sir!" Damian shouted, as Richard smiled.
"Your life, eh? Are you willing to die for me, no matter the situation?"
"Y-Yes! I would gladly have my blood spilled in your honor, sir!"
Richard and Chris both smirked as they looked at eachother, and look back to him.
"Good. Now give me your gun."
"S-Sir?" Damian exclaimed, puzzled.
"Oh? Are you questioning my order? Wasn't it you who said you would obey my order to the T?"
"I-I'm not disobeying you, sir! I'm just a little confused, is all."
"It's simple, really." Richard moved closer to Damian, and placed his hand on the boy's gun. "Just hand me your pistol, and I will let you live. Easy enough, right?"
As Damian's hand trembled, he slowly handed the pistol to Richard, as he looked to Chris, and they exchanged a nod. "On second thought, hand him the gun."
"Sir?" Damian asked, stilling his hand.
"Just do it, boy. I promise your safety."
Reluctantly, he handed the pistol to Chris, as he quickly spun the pistol around on his finger, quickly reloaded it, and unloaded three rounds into Damian's chest, and head. As Damian gargled out a soft cry of pain, Richard softly shushed him as he laid him to rest.
"Rest easy now, lad. You are finally free… free to escape from the bindings of mortality."
As a patrol guard walked closer, he witnessed the crew sitting next to the dead guard, and began moving towards them.
"Halt, you! Why are the prisoners armed!? And why is he de-"
He gasped for air as the wire slid silently around his throat, Petra placing her foot onto his spine to add friction.
"No survivors." She claimed, as she beheaded him swiftly, and cleanly.
"Well, that was nowhere near Hanoi Hilton level clean, but I'll accept it."
"You shut your goddamn mouth." Petra exclaimed. Richard began to walk to the other hallway, but paused to toss Chris and crew a carton of smokes.
"Where are you headed?" Chris asked, lighting up a cig.
"I'm on my way to mount up my ride. Check your cigarettes; you'll find I've left you some toys to play with. Chris pulled the side strip off of his smokes, revealing a length of wire, and a dagger hidden in the cigarette pack.
"We'll meet up after the Balloon Parade." He exclaimed.
"Dude, there's a lot of commotion coming from the south wing lately."
"Why do you say that? It seems fine to me."
"Well, I heard a gun go off down that hall, so I know something is up."
One by one, the members of the surrounding towers were silently taken down by a clever wire placement, and dragged to their untimely doom. Yet, these two still never noticed.
"Hey, what's this strange device on this door?"
"It looks like a razor wire trap."
Oh, now they see it!
"… Why would Mr. Springerz be placed on our tower door?"
"Dude, did you really just make a fourth wall brea-"
*Snort*
"W-What was that sound?"
"It sounded like a boar…"
"Idiot! Why would there be a boa-"
They didn't even have time to dodge as Richard slammed both of them and the door off the edge of the watch tower, rearing his wild hog up on its hind legs, and exclaiming "C'mon porkchop, let's do this thing! HOOOOOOOG RIIIIIIIDAAAAAAA!"
"Oh, for the love of…" Chris and Petra sighed together. "I know he said he was mounting up, but this is just ridiculous…"
"Hey, this place may be dementedly ridiculous, but it's not Hanoi Hilton."
"Shockingly," Replied petra, as they began their assault on the outer wing making sure no one caught them.
Sitting in the shrinks office after the strike as they both puffed on cigarettes Richard had offered him when the whole event started they expected more fun for the night. After the chat which ended with Chris being given another shank and garrote wire and more ammo tucked in the second carton of smokes and an order to
"Kill anyone who got in is way and slam the goddamn door to hell behind them". As he made it to his cell he saw that Petra had just been violated and as he ran in to help her he felt his shirt being violently pulled over his head and boiling water poured on him and various other tortures including electricity from a phone with an electrical cord attached to him by other gangs and the few Padania he left alive. As they cranked on the dial and the other tortures continued he was released to see the shrink and Richard said
"Well boy say good bye to your girlfriend because her parole date came earlier than they said it would and I know the scars but the warden let them have fun" and Chris pulled up a computer to read a fanfiction with V4Z scrawled on the wall of the cell relating with the V 4 and Z being capitalized in the Victory4Zim of the author and the lights kept flickering pissing him off as he was reading and Chris looked at Richard who popped up from the maintenance hatch then kept his presence quiet as the guard walked in and saw the letters on the wall and asked
"What is that and who put it there?" and Chris decided to pull a lamas with hats and said
"I have no idea I think it is just a dream you were having and will be permanent so sleep well tiny child" kicking him in the knee getting a nice shattering sound then the neck followed suit and Chris calmly dumped him in the hatch under his bed and remembering the note
"The winds of change will be at your back and godspeed" and Chris yelled
"I need to see the shrink now damn it!" and he heard a voice under his bed say in a voice similar to mister popo
"No you don't because I told you the winds would be at your back" and Chris asked
"Why the fuck are you under my bed?" and Richard said
"All the bodies in here are making it hard to move so god damn it help me" and Chris helped him out then they were plunged into darkness. He calmly muttered
"Well fuck the lights have gone out" and Richard knowing what he was doing said
"Yep" and chuckled before saying "There are psychos around us" and Chris finished it saying "We most likely will die but bring it on" and saw a man get pulled up and then drop with his neck broken and Chris said
"Mister splinters!" and then Richard saw the guard and broke the door off the cell after mr porkchop making it back from the tower yelling "HOG RIDER!" before throwing him to the floor below and the pig dove over as Richard was holding onto the rail. As the pig slammed into the floor Richard yelled
"PORKCHOP!" then walked with Chris to his office as he saw people getting tortured and hung by the SPIE rig and he said
"Here is your morbid balloon parade like I promised and why the fuck did you name him porkchop?" and before Richard could say anything Chris said
"Never mind you can tell me after I do this" then after sneaking up behind the man who had tortured him on the orders of the JBA leader and Chris started slamming his shank into his ribs before targeting the rest of the people who messed with him including a JBA leader and he smiled as he carved along the rib from his spine to his breastbone then said
"Bitch I told your goons to tell I'd be coming after your soul now shut up and die" before tearing and throwing his head down on to the riot squad below. As the man's head fell he saw Richard jumping up singing "balloon parade" and Chris saw a Molotov cocktail drop and Chris said
"Damn the head I dropped must have been such a party favor" and the rig bounced on the ceiling dragging another corpse up and he said
"Well damn I didn't know that the Mexicans celebrated their birthday AND Halloween in the same way" then the boys made it out of the cell and through the riot to the office and Richard saw the commander who worked as the wardens second in command and as it dawned on the guard his eyes went wide and stunned he yelled
"You son of a bitch I will kill you, you traitorous bitch!" and Richard snapped his neck before putting him and the other warden in the lethal injection chamber while torturing the Dom warden just like as a saw movie and rigged it so as soon as the power died he would be injected and the other warden in a saw trap and said calmly
"This will be your last ride and a hell of a kink phase bitch". Looking at them he said
"I am not a traitor for I never betrayed those I truly care about" before they left the prison as the lights went out and the screams of the dying rang through the prison. They knew that escape was part of a plan and he looked at Richard and noel as petra had not slid next to them yet as she was looking for food Chris said
"Well the first part of the plan has gone according to plan but I doubt we have an easy raid in the next attempt and has anyone seen my girlfriend because we should start moving on again or we will be captured again and we lose or plan yet" and right as he said that a bag of food appeared next to them and Petra said
"Eat up and Noel you and the boys please do not ask what I did to get this food and the clothing for us because im not proud of it" and Chris said
"Knowing what Richard did it can't be that bad" and he glared before saying
"I need to leave so I can get the job set up for when you prisoners arrive" and they had to eliminate the RDF and their supporters in the JBA and Chris looked out the window on the bus as he had gotten caught on purpose because he split from the gang after the riot and escaped knowing he would get sent to another prison housing the real big threats and the he muttered as he looked back on the bus and saw his girlfriend and sister and passed a note to the two girls saying
"well we go to the Regina Coeli max sec prison and then kill and fuck their shit up before vanishing again like the militarie san frontiers so live fast die young leave a damn good looking corpse" and then said right as he got off the bus before attempting to hug his girlfriend and sister before the two girls were marched away
"I wonder if I can talk to the shrink" knowing that his brother was the shrink and had their swords and Chris' rifle in the wall and he flicked his lighter. As he was marched to the shrinks for a psyche eval he waited until the door closed and said
"hey brother we have a arsenal hidden in our cells and tomorrow we should leave" and Richard smiled and said "Its dangerous to go alone take these" and handed over the rifle and chris' katana. He smiled and yelled
"Take him abck to his cell and I searched him already so don't worry about it assholes" and the guards walked him back to his cell and Chris asked
"Hey to the asshole guards in this clusterfuck can I smoke in here or what because I get very testy if I haven't had my smokes" and got punched in the gut while hiding his lighter which he knew would let him burn the cell block to the ground as he was slammed into the cell A23 which was in A-unit or the secure unit of the max sec prison and he yelled before attacking a model in his cell that was like a guard
"You'll never take me alive!" before sharpening his shank and adjusting the tape on the handle and wrapping the garrote around two small pieces of wood for the war that he knew was coming thanks to his brother and he yelled as the night count went off without a hitch but that wouldn't last long but the guards were in for a shock, and he yelled
"Hey assholes can you bring my girlfriend here so I can love her then avoid dealing with you ignorant sheep?!" until he got the memo in another fanfiction written by Noel Chris mumbled "its about time because my lighter wanted to snap snap" and he set toilet paper on fire before sticking the wicks in Molotov cocktails and as the flame licked the metal floors Richard shut him up killing a guard and yelled
"Recess time is now!" and the riot started with the crew find the metal grates that had been loosened just for them and as they kicked them in they found the whole way was cleared for an escape and as they headed toward the exit chris said
"Go on I have to pay the warden a visit" and dropped into the wardens office where Richard was standing with Chris's M14 in his hands and as Chris dropped in he was handed it and the bayonet and as the warden had his riot team try to storm in and kill the escapees Richard yelled
"You either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain" but as the warden tensed up Richard slammed his hand through the wardens chest taking his heart out and looking at Chris who clamped his teeth on the wardens throat earning a snap and with a vicious jerk he ripped the wardens head off and started playing soccer with it he said
"We are neither hero nor villain to your kind… we are abominations" and Chris set him on fire using the kerosene in the room knowing the office had explosives which would remove the swat team with a bang. As Noel and Petra climbed out on the bank of the river where the water tunnel ended up even though they had to snap necks and break metal and concrete Richard and Chris popped up as Noel and Petra said
"Thank you asshole but god damn it why didn't you join us because they will kill you for assisting an escape and kill our boy if they catch him" and Richard popped up near them and said
"I'm back and I called the Pig porkchop because if he survived the mission I was going to turn him into breakfast for us in the morning" and they all shook their heads as they all threw on new clothes they had hidden in the waterproof backpacks they had on their backs with shanks etc tucked in the pockets. Looking as the sun rose on their first day of freedom in a while they all made a run toward the agency hoping to be able to eat a decent breakfast as they had eaten only oatmeal they day before and candy bars that day not realizing that getting home would be a interesting time. Looking at the group Chris said
"Come on guys we have a run to complete or the cops will capture us and we are disavowed and Richard now we are having sirloin" and he took off running as the prison started burning as the sun started rising Richard and Petra said
"Well shit we need to get him a gift soon" so they took a run off to a store for more manga and a airsoft grenade and DVDs for him and the games for him and petra as Richard and noel both put it as Noel was running home with her brother
"what a better way to celebrate freedom from hell" and Chris and Noel made it in just enough time to get steak sandwiches and Richard finally got in and tossed him the bag before asking
"Do you have any more of those sandwiches" before falling down and blacking out as Petra looked at her sisters and said "Nike!" before getting carried back to her room for a much deserved days rest and Chris started to flirt with Petra and Richard yelled
"Hey dashie the dog eared boy what the hell are you doing?" as Chris growled at him and said
"Hey asshole you have five seconds to run or I'm having fox for dinner" and Richard had a terrified flash in his eyes as he took off running and Claes who was carrying the clothes that had been in the prison to the incinerator Richard slammed right into her and she yelled
"gah what the fuck is that for?!" and Richard yelled back
"wolf trying to kill and eat me not dying!" and Chris ran right past her near Petras room and, despite the blaring of the top gun soundtrack and the assassins creed game with ace combat whirring, she heard Richard yelling
"Put a collar on your hunting dog" and Chris slammed to the ground as Petra threw her door open and slammed Chris to the ground. As Richard turned around and said
"Oh thank god he stopped chasing me and the hunting dog wouldn't eat me" and Chris smiled as Petra kept a death grip on his black t-shirt and as Jean yelled
"You to have to go to your quarters now!" and as Chris smirked Richard yelled
"Petra unleash the beast!" and she let her boyfriend go as Jean said
"Oh god" and Chris' fist made contact with his jaw.
Oh, thank god… I finally got him to stop after 20 pages… Lazier than fuck, but still manages to crank my page count up to 20!
ShaaaadowClaaaw…
What the…?
ShaaaadowClaaaaw…
Oh god, no… you took my sanity what more do you want!...
I'm watching you.
GAAAAAAH! FUCK! Get OUTA HERE!
T-T-Typing, Typing! T-T-T-T-Typing!
NO, NOT AGAIN!
Ghost Editor!
FUCK. OFF.
Why? It's not like anyone… Prints these off. *Stares at monitor screen*
Wha- Did you just break the 4th wall from the real world!?
… Maybe.
THAT'S IT! KILLING YOUR BLOODLINE!
Flee~!