The next day dark clouds loomed over Violet's school as we hear a weatherman warning everyone to find shelter from a hurricane.
Weatherman: That's right folks it's confirmed that Washington is due for a type 5 hurricane and apparantly, so get underground and stay there until advised otherwise.
Violet(Ushering the kids) Come on troops you heard the weather man underground now, damn where the hell is Jake when you need him?
Billy(Shooting lightning from his body) Uhh yea we have other problems mom, I can't control my electricity if you know what I mean.
Violet(Grabbing Billy) Just come on we have bigger problems here.
Billy shrugged lighting covering his body as Violet quickly followed him to a basement silo designed for threats like hurricanes.
Meanwhile at the white house we see Jake in front of people in suits and the secret service sitting around him.
Jake: So as you can see the Biopro 380 is an investment to anybody looking to win wars, it can fuel tanks, weapons, and it can make a pretty sweet weapon in the right hands.
President: Mr. Anax the third isn't it true you're a Super?
Jake: Well yes but I don't see how me being a super has anything to do with this meeting.
President: Isn't it obvious Mr. Anax the third? if we ever go to war we'll send you and your super powered friends to end it quick.
Jake: Sir no offense but why is it that every war you have to send soldiers on the frontlines to fight for their freedom?
President: Mr. Anax the third we send people out there who are willing to fight for freedom, Mrs. Parr and you should be lucky that we turned our heads when you and her asked us to make rival schools.
Jake(Packing up the Biopro 380) Fine if you don't want it maybe Iraq will, I mean we're still at war with them right?
President: Mr Anax I would be very careful on the next words you say.
Jake: Why what are you going to do lock me up for being a super hero? It seems to me Mr. President that you should be lucky to have Violet and I to get you out of every jam you put yourself in.
President: Fine America will take one but just know that threats don't work well with America, I'm only taking one because your pressentation was watchable.
Jake(Shaking hands with the president) Pleasure doing business with you sir, now excuse me but I have a school to get back to.
President(Looking at the sky) You should be careful a type 5 hurricanes on the way and I would hate to lose the inventor of the Bio whatzitmajiggy to a hurricane.
Jake(Walking out) Biopro 380 sir, and no worries my powers make me impervious to pain, scars, cuts, and other things a hurricane can cause.
The president waved Jake off as he drove down the road in the RV he gave Violet for the school neglecting to mention a few important things about it.
Jake(Tapping a control module) She'll know all your tricks soon enough sweetie, damn sometimes I amaze even myself.
Back in the silo Violet took to pacing as Billy kept shooting sparks wherever a person stood.
Violet(Talking into a cell phone) Yea it's me for the 10th time Jake, you need to get back here now because the hurricanes coming I can feel it.
Wendy(Covering everyone with her forcefield) Geez Billy would you stop trying to shoot us?
Violet: He can't help it his powers are going haywire, it's all a part of growing up with superpowers.
Wendy: Yea well this forcefield can't stay forever you know.
Aphrodite: He can hit me all he likes I can't feel it, just try to stay away from my hair because hair and static don't go well together.
Billy(Shocking Aphrodite) I'll try my best.
The school shook as a tree limb crashed through a window in the silo and everyone screamed as it hit Aphrodite.
Jake(Crawling through the window) All right munchkins and teens single file line to the RV, it's a lot safer than the silo at this point.
Violet(Kissing Jake all over) Thank-the-Lord-you're-all-right-I-called-you-ten-times-with-no-answer-do-you-have-any-idea-how-worried-I-was?
Jake:Relax babe I'm indestructable remember?
Violet(Kissing him again) Even-Indestructable-people-have-to-have-hearts-and-call-girls-they-love.
Jake(Kissing Violet) Sorry now let's get a move on it's not safe here at the moment- and what the hells wrong with Billy?
Violet: He's growing and so are his super powers, I mean didn't your powers grow as you got older?
Jake: Sure but I forgot how haywire powers can get as you grew, and Billy you'll stay close to me and Aphrodite since we can't be hurt.
Billy ran up to Jake and Aphrodite as he was led to the RV and Wendy and Violet combined their forcefields making a huge purple bubble around the RV.
Jake: And we're off but before we leave does anybody need the bathroom?
Everybody said no as the RV sped past tree limbs, rubble, glass, and reached a river with Violet whispering we're so doomed under her breath.
Jake(Touching a red button) Relax babe I got this and so does the RV, just sit back and relax.
Violet sat down and let out a sigh of relief until she saw everyone outside of the RV and in a yacht designed to seat a thousand people.
Jake: Now was I right or was I right, see I told you there was nothing to worry about.
Wendy: Can we say wheeeeeeeee yet?
Jake: Wheeeeeeeee? what are you talking about mini Violet.
Wendy(Pointing at the waterfall) I went on a ride as a little kid and mommy said to say wheeeeeeeeeeee when we went down one of those.
Violet(Looking coldly at Jake) What now Mr. I Got This?
Jake: We say wheeeeeeeee as Wendy suggested I guess.
The boat reached the end of the waterfall as everybody screamed with the boat crashing at the bottom to find a desserted highway.
Violet(Spitting wtaer out) Is everyone pressent and accounted for.
All the kids said yes with the RV changing into a helicopter lifting everybody above the wreckage.
Violet: And you couldn't turn this bucket of bolts into a helicopter before we reached the end of the waterfall why?
Jake: Would you relax Wendy wanted to say wheeeeeeeee and she got her wish, now just sit back and let Mr. I Got This get this.
Violet: Mr. I Got This almost got us killed, and Wendy could have said wheeeeeee as we flew over the waterfall.
Aphrodite: Uhh I think wheeeee is a lost cause in her vocab at this point, she's kind of green in the face right now, and has anyone seen Matty?
Matty(Swimming to keep up with the helicopter) Uhhhhhhhhhh yea man overbaord, but no worries I'll just stay in this icy, cold, dirty, water swimming after you.
Violet: Just turn yourself into a bird and fly up here and buckle up, Mr. I Got This needs lessons on not speeding in a helicopter.
Jake: Shut up Violet now's not the time to test me, and FYI it's impossible to speed in a flying vehicle dummy.
Violet: Well you sure to be flying pretty fast and leaving Matty behind, I can't believe we trusted Mr. I got This.
Jake: No backseat flying Mrs. Parr, and Matty's fine here he comes now.
A bald eagle flew into the helicopter and took a seat turning into a drenched, blonde boy with Violet quickly wrapping an old army blanket over him.
Jake: Hey you're at fault here too, you should have done a head check after the waterfall.
Violet: That-does-it-Jake, I'm not talking to you for the remainder of this hurricane.
Jake: Fine with me because we don't need backseat drivers aggravating Mr. I Got This.
Violet held a stout and folded her arms across her chest as Billy sat next to Jake in the co poliots seat not wanting to miss the action.
Jake: All right is everyone safe?, I sugest Mrs. Sour Grapes to do a head count this time.
Violet counted seven kids and sighed releif seeing everyone there as Jake flew past tree limb after tree limb narrowly getting hit a million times.
Wendy: Can-we-maybe-make-this-ride-less-bumpy?-I'm-getting-air sickness- here- and-I-know-nobody-wants-to-see-what-I-ate-for-lunch.
All the kids quickly backed away from Wendy as Jake sighed not feeling appreciated by anyone.
Jake(Angirly) DOESN'T ANYONE HAVE ANY APPRECIATION FOR MR. I GOT THIS? I MEAN I JUST SAVED YOU ALL IN THAT SILO BACK THERE
Violet(Kissing Jake) Sure we do Jake but you've got to admit this isn't the easiest of trips.
Jake: Well that's not my fault I mean I can't control the weather Vie.
Violet: Nobody's saying you can but did you honestly have to take us from the safety of the silo?
Jake: It was going down anyway Vie, and the hurricane should stop soon, just please level with me and understand that I won't let anything happen to any of you.
Violet(Walking back to her seat) I trust you it's the RV Transformer that you forgot to mention to us that I don't trust.
Jake(Smiling) If you want to insult it then call it by it's proper name Vie, the Terrawind RV, and this baby has a million and one uses thanks to me.
Violet(Giggling) Stupid Terrawind RV, at least it saved our necks though.
Jake: See and that's a great outlook on things Vie, the Terrawind saved our necks and other limbs.
Violet: So what else can the dumb terrawind RV do?
Jake(Grinning) In due time Vie in due time, you'll see all the things this swiss army knife RV can do.
Wendy was heard puking as Violet rushed over to her to make her feel better.
Jake: Great just great we have bigger problems guys, it looks like a tornado's heading straight for us.
Violet(Panicking) A WHAT?
Jake: A tornado you know a swirling pile of wind and other disasterous things, in this case horseshoes.
Violet(Pushing buttons) Well-do-something-Jake-Wendy's-not-looking-too-hot-in-a-plane.
Jake(Pushing a green button) Relax Violet it turns back into an RV and it's completely indestructable just like me.
Violet: Just be careful Jake I don't think I can stand to lose a soldier in the fight against Mirage to a hurricane.
Matty(Taking the blanket off and giving it to Wendy) There that should at least make you feel a little better, I'm dry as a bone anyways.
Violet: Matty how thoughtful of you, now everybody relax the school has a frocefield around it and the hurricane/tornado should hopefully end soon.
Billy: Hey look my powers aren't going haywire.
Violet(Kissing him) they come and go as you get older Billy, they'll go haywire again tomorrow trust me on that, I was an invisible purple bubble through half of junior high.
Jake: Yea and just think now that your powers are growing you can start thinking about a lucky super girl to date, I mean what super hero doesn't fantasize about a special girl.
Violet(Ruffling Billy's hair) Yea but he has all his life to find a girlfriend, he should keep brushing up on his powers until the battle with Mirage is over.
Wendy: Ohhhhhhhhh look at the ponies their flying ponies, I didn't think ponies could fly.
Jake: At least we know where the horseshoes came from.
Violet: Wendy stop trying to pet the tornado ponies, Jake get us as far away from this storm as possible, and Matty stop turning into a unicorn.
Matty(Shrugging) What? I thought we were supposed to make the little one feel better.
Violet: Wendy if you must pet ponies stroke Matty's mane, and the rest of you sit tight things always get worse before they get better.
Lisa(Stretching over the top of the RV) Hey look I can be a sail, you know like a ship sail and we can turn into a yacht again and sail out of here.
Violet: Lisa get your butt down here now and Jake don't you dare encourage her.
Jake: Hey all's I was doing was speeding this RV up, I had no intention on turning Mrs. Flexible into a ship sail.
Violet: Good because nobody is risking their necks for anyone in this RV but me and that's only if the situation calls for it.
Jake: Violet I would never let you get hurt, if the situation calls I'll be the one to save everyone and you can make that purple bubble with Wendy.
Violet: FYI Mr. I Got This it's called a forcefield and I suggest you stop picking fights.
Wendy(Sticking her tongue out at Jake) Yea it's a forcefield Mr. I Got This.
Jake: All right one more rude remark directed at me and I'll turn this RV around.
Violet(Grumbling) Do you promise?
Jake(Looking angrily at Violet) Do you have something you'd like to share with the rest of the class Violet?
Violet(Huffily) Nothing at all, I'll just sit here and watch the flying ponies.
Jake: That's what I thought, now we just need to tolerate each other in this RV for awhile longer, look here comes the sun now.
Violet(Sighing) Thank God now stop this bucket of bolts so I can get the kids back to the school.
Jake(Trying to stop Violet from opening the door) Wait-Violet-you-don't-want-to-do-that.
Violet(Smiling) And why not? I mean the birds are chirping, the ponies are grounded, and there's not a lightning strike in sight.
Everyone(Covering their eyes) Aftershocks.
Violet screamed as gusts of wind met her and she slammed the door shut urging Jake to drive faster.
Jake swerved and did a 360 turn heading back to the forcefielded school knowing the storm was just about over.
Violet(Pulling leaves out of her hair) All right I guess I deserved that after being a gloomy Gus all day.
Jake: No worries natural disasters do weird things to people.
Violet: Yea but I had no right to take it out on our rescuer, thanks a lot for saving all of us Jake.
Jake: Hey that's what I'm here for babe.
Everybody cheered as Jake and the Terrawind RV sped up the driveway to Violet's school.
Violet(Taking the forcefield off) All right single file guys and you have full reign to do whatever you want as an indoor and not an outdoor activity.
All the kids ran to their rooms as Violet kissed Jake again and ordered Chinese for dinner finally seeing a real hero and a potential fiance in Jake ANax III.