The next morning Matthew and Jaclyn were snuggled together Matthew in the form of Marshmallow.
Jaclyn(yawning) Matt I think you sleeping in here with me has potential sweetie.
Matthew(purring) Like what?
Jaclyn(pulling Matthew closer to her) For starters this frigid cold is so dumb but thanks to a certain someone's fur I'm never cold.
Matthew(nuzzling Jaclyn) Yea that's a plus for me too.
Jaclyn(Shuffling around the room) So what's your plans today Cuddleball?
Matty(Pouncing from the bed) I admire the change from Marshmallow but uh Cuddleball seriously?
Jaclyn: Well it's either Marshmallow or Cuddleball because I'm not changing it again.
Matty(Purring at Jaclyn) Marshmallow it is.
Matty turned human again making out with Jaclyn the both of them not knowing Wendy was spying on them.
Wendy(Making a disgusted face) All right let me be the first to say eww.
Jaclyn(Breaking from Matty) Don't you have better things to do than to spy on us?
Wendy(Gnawing a giant gummy bear) Probably but you and Matty are so much more interesting.
Jaclyn(Leaving the room) Yea well spying may be fun now but just wait till you start dating.
Wendy(Making a face) Again ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I'm never dating.
Jaclyn(Ruffling Wendy's hair) You're just a kid give it time and boys will flock to you like sheep.
Matty(Throwing Wendy a magazine) Yea just look at Violet she had to beat them with a stick at a young age and you're her exact clone powers, look, attitude and all.
Jaclyn: Yeaaaaaaaaaaa well she liked boys I don't huge difference.
Jaclyn: As I said give it time Bo Peep soon you'll have a flock of them.
Wendy(Pretending to gag) Warn me when you see them coming so I can vomit.
Matty: You'll never see us boys coming were a stealthy bunch.
Jaclyn: I was like you Wend but then Matt purred his way into my life.
Matty: That's the story with girl's they hate us until we show them a bit of love making it full blown love.
Wendy(Shaking her head) No boy will ever, ever, ever, ever, everrrrrrrrrrr get me off guard.
Jaclyn(Walking off) Your guard can't stay up forever Wendy and Matty stop by my room later sweetie.
Wendy ran off as Violet stormed down the hall obviously angry.
Violet: Jake tell Wendy to make a wall around the front of the school.
Jake(Running past Violet) Babe don't you at least want to know what they have to say?
Violet: Unless those words are sorry to Billy then hell no I don't care what they say.
Jake: Wendy make a wall around the school and Violet follow me.
Violet shrugged and followed Jake outside to find Helen, Bob, Dash, Jack Jack, and Rebecca at the school gate.
Helen(Shoving a newspaper at Wendy's forcefield) Meet Lucy Wilde AVL and she has a hero she created just dying to get into this school.
Violet: What does that have to do with you?
Billy: Yea what does that have to do with you?
Helen: The AVL has turned into the ASHVL meaning The Anti Super Hero Villain League.
Dash: Try saying that three times fast.
Violet: Must we go over the presidential status my school has again?
Helen(Shoving the paper closer) They're dumping the heroes they think will benefit your school here.
Violet(Looking at her mom and dad) Jack Jack, Dash, and Rebecca qualify. Helen and Bob Parr are much too old.
Helen: Oh please we're safe because we're heroes in our town and the ASHVL told us we were safe from them.
Bob: Vie your mom refuses to do this but I've been doing some thinking in the weeks we were kicked from your life.
Violet(Tearing up) Oh yeah?
Bob(Hugging the forcefield) Yeah and I see I hurt you and Billy a lot and for that I'm really sorry.
Helen: Screw it Violet we're Billy and your parents meaning you can't treat us like this.
Billy(Storming up to the forcefield) I was an orphan until Violet found me. If you're my mom then how did I become an orphan?
Helen: Look Billy I already explained this to you and it went way over your head.
Billy: Explain it again.
Helen(Sighing) If I must fine her it goes. I was pregnant with you when we fought a villain named Syndrome.
Billy: And you didn't want Syndrome being the first word I heard right?
Helen: Right see I knew you'd understand kiddo.
Billy: I still don't I mean I wasn't born yet so what's to say my first word wouldn't be mommy, daddy, brothers, or sissy?
Helen: Orrrrrrrrrr it could've been Syndrome.
Violet: This is ridiculous mom just apologize and we'll let you back in.
Helen(Glumly) Fine Billy, Violet, other supers I haven't gotten close to yet I'm truly, madly, deeply, sorr-
Before Helen could finish helicopters and limos surrounded Violet's School For Orphaned Supers with soldiers aiming guns at the forcefield.
Mr. Ramsbottom: Those will not be necessary gentlemen she has patriotic immunity.
Violet(Nervous) Uhhhhhhhhhh yea so quit with all the gun pointing to make yourself feel superior to us.
The soldiers lowered the guns as a woman with red hair pulled back into a bun with bangs, large green eyes, fair skin and freckles, a turquoise dress, a white scarf with pink polka dots, a turquoise overcoat, a pair of matching sunglasses and silver high heeled strapped sandals walked by.
Mr. Ramsbottom: Agent Wilde please tell me you have the boy in question.
Lucy(Tugging an empty leash) Of course I do he's just right- hey where'd he go?
Boy(Trotting alongside Lucy) Present and accounted for.
Mr. Ramsbottom: Exactly how did he escape?
Lucy: Have you ever tried raising three kids, planning a honeymoon? juggling a job, social life, cooking, and cleaning?
Mr. Ramsbottom: Point taken Agent in fact I have noticed you sleeping on the job lately.
Lucy(Counting on her fingers) Agnes is in the why stage, Edith's in the pyro stage, and Margo's in the awkward dating/ teen stage.
Gru(Running up) Did I hear Margo's dating?
Lucy(Moaning) Not to mention the overprotective dad which is the icing on the cake.
Mr. Ramsbottom: Take it easy here with the family Agent Wilde I'm sure there's plenty of room for everyone.
Violet(Extending her hand) More than enough Lucy. I'm Violet and these are my kids whom will introduce themselves throughout the day.
Lucy(Grabbing the boy) Pleased to meet you and this is our new son John who will be on his best behavior right sweetie?
John(Looking at Lucy) No promises Mama Tiredest. The orphanage warned you about adopting boys in a house of women.
Violet: No worries I've seen it all and have no problem babysitting Lucy.
Lucy(Dropping bags in front of Violet) Agnes, Edith, Margot, John, Gru, and me. Now to find a bellhop.
John's body bulged into muscles at the word bellhop and took all the bags to separate rooms making sure Gru and Lucy shared one.
John: Ask and ye shall receive mommy.
Lucy(Kissing John's cheek) I want you unpacked before dinner young man no excuses.
John ran off knowing Lucy only gave you one warning before getting really angry.
Lucy(Staring at the girls) You three unpacked before dinner or else.
Margo: Or else what?
Lucy(Her finger quivering) Don't test me Edith.
Edith ran off as Lucy grabbed Margo's I pad and Iphone.
Margo(Mumbling) Man what a drag.
Lucy(Looking down at Margo) What was that?
Edith(Gulping) Uhh nothing I was just saying how fun unpacking will be without boys or social networking.
Lucy(Putting the electronics up) Once the packing's done you'll get these back and also have an I curfew.
Margo(Walking off) Fine just as long as it's 10:00 because that's when my friends that are mostly boys girls too but more boys sign out for the night.
Agnes: Mama why does Margo text, call and Facetime boys?
Lucy: Agnes what is with all the questions all the time?
Agnes: Gru says questions are windows to the soul.
Lucy(Ruffling Agnes' hair) Sweetie questions are also now banned in this family.
Agnes: But how will I ever learn?
Lucy(Making a locking motion with her fingers) No-more-questions-my-little-questionnaire.
Agnes: Ok I'm going to unpack my things my mouth watering for dinner.
Lucy: Good and I'm going to unpack the bed sheets, blankets, and pillows before I take a nap.
Agnes shrugged skipping off to her room with Uni her fluffy unicorn clutched in her hands.
Lucy(Closing her eyes) This is just what the doctor ordered. My feet are absolutely killing me these days.
Gru(Walking into the room) Honey please tell me you confiscated those electronics from Margo.
Lucy(Turning around) Of course I did this isn't my firs rodeo.
Gru(Grabbing the phone an I pad) Now to do some investigative reporting on these so called friends of hers.
Lucy(Snatching the phone and I pad) Gru we've been over this a million times my little Jelly Bean.
Gru(Mimicking Lucy) She'll never learn till we trust her. Yea, yea, yea I know my little Gingerhead.
Lucy(Kissing Gru) Mimicking me isn't in your best interest Gru Wilde.
Gru(Listening) It's actually quiet.
Lucy(Pulling Gru onto the bed) Don't jinx it Gru.
Gru kissed Lucy snuggling with her glad he was giving her a kid free day.
Lucy: Gru we need to plan a honeymoon and soon because we both need a break from the Ferocious Four,
Gru(Stretching) I-say-we-go-to-Hawaii. They have active volcano's.
Lucy: Uhhhhhhhhhh yea kind of had my fill of volcano's. Remember El Macho kidnapped me and strapped me to an active volcano?
Gru: Good point my little Gingerhead. So how's about an island somewhere?
Lucy(Showing Gru a pamphlet) Or a couple islands there's a cruise coming up and Ramsbottom said all expenses are paid during it.
Gru(Grinning) Good old Sheepsbutt.
Lucy: Yeaaaaaaaaaa since you work for him now he's asked me to tell you not to call him that anymore.
Gru: I can deal with that my little Gingerhead.
Lucy passionately kissed Gru and then went through a makeup bag grabbing manicure tools.
Gru(Groaning) Must you do that now my little Gingerhead the smell's overwhelming.
Lucy(Pursing her lips) Hey you have your way to relax and I have mine.
Gru: You're right and you know how much I hate being on your bad side.
Lucy(Smiling) The best thing about my relaxation method is that Margo has been joining me during these sessions so we've been bonding over mani pedi's.
Gru(Plugging his nose) I just wish nail polish smelled better my little Gingerhead.
As if the nail polish smell had magnetic powers Margo sailed into Gru and Lucy's room with her own makeup bag.
Lucy(Pointing at Margo) See we're totally bonding here sweetie.
Gru: Yea just steer clear of boys Margo.
Margo: Listen Gru this overprotective dad thing is right on schedule. See I'm a teen, you're a dad who loves me, and in turn you hate the boys I show interest in.
Gru: Margo I think it's cute that you're trying to figure me out but in all reality I want you away from boys because you've never brought a scientist, valedictorian, or genius around the family.
Margo(Kissing Gru's cheek) Gru a few things you need to know about teen girls is that we love fast cars, mani pedi's, and boys that are bad boys or starting on a sports team preferably the quarterback.
Gru: Yes well as soon as you bring smarter boys around I'm putting you on boy restriction young lady.
Margo(Opening a blue glitter nail polish) Yes well you're not around me 24/7 so when you're not looking Antonio II may come along to sweep me off my feet.
Gru: Yes well the next boy had better be able to handle your brother, sister's your mom, and me because dating has become a family affair.
Margo(Smiling) Fine my boys and I can last longer than this family can in the dating game.
Lucy(Patting next to her) Right you two if you're gonna continue arguing then skedaddle because this is me time. Margo time too if she likes.
Margo sat next to Lucy the both of them giggling painting each others toes.
Lucy(Ruffling Margo's hair) It's great to have someone to bond with.
Margo: Same here I mean I used to bond around with Agnes and Edith. Lucy it's great to have somebody older to pal around with you know what I mean?
Lucy(Nodding) Sure when I was in school I had zero friends so on mani Pedi days it was just my mom and I.
Margo: I only have a handful of friends at school. Most kids just don't understand what being an orphan/adopted child entails.
Lucy kissed Margo's cheek as Margo grinned happy to have a friend and a mother rolled into one.
Lucy: It's been a quiet day so far but I don't want to-
A loud bang went off in the hallway setting off the sprinklers and the kids ran into Lucy and Gru's room.
Lucy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHH WILDE YOU'RE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE YOUNG LADY.
Margo: Aaaaaaaaannnnndddddd she's not done by a longshot Lucy. Knowing Edith as well as I do she's just getting started.
Lucy(Grabbing her lipstick Taser) Neither am I just ask your dad how this baby works.
Margo(Walking on her heels) In that case count me in mom.
Lucy and Margo ran to Edith's room to find her smiling innocently a box of matches in her palm.
Lucy(Gritting her teeth) Backpack-matches-fireworks-and-any-other-imploding-or-exploding-things-you-have-on-you-right-now.
Edith: Uhhhhhhhhhhh mom I was just showing Agnes and John a lightshow I didn't mean for it to go this far.
Lucy(Pointing the lipstick Taser at Edith) Hand it all over and nobody gets hurt.
Edith(Mimicking Lucy) Hand it all over and nobody get's hurt. Honestly are you listening to yourself?
Lucy(Firing the Taser) Lipstick taserrrrrrrrr by the way I warned you.
Edith spasmed and fell to the floor With Lucy grabbing the matches, backpack, and box after box of fireworks from Edith's room.
Margo(Pointing at Edith) Is she going to be all right?
Lucy: She'll be fine just ask your father he got tasered more times than I can count.
Margo(Putting Edith on her bed) Just so her backs not stiff when she wakes up.
Lucy: Come on we have mani pedi's to finish.
That's it for now so please R&R and as always keep it real.