Agnes and Wendy giggled in Wendy's room both of them in sleeping bags watching Mr. Peabody and Sherman eating pizza.
Wendy(Looking through a folder next to Agnes) Man tomorrow's going to be a long dayof sidekicks.
Agnes(Sipping Pepsi) Yea but it's worth it for every hero here to have a sidekick.
Jaclyn giggled walking down the hall with red ribbon dangling over her and Matthew playfully pounced trying to get it.
Jaclyn(Walking into Wendy's room) Ladies sorry to interupt but I heard you were looking for sidekicks.
Agnes(Turning over) Yea we're looking for some sidekicks.
Jaclyn: Well I'm not much of a super hero so I was wondering if I could be Matthew's sidekick.
Agnes(Shrugging) Sure it'd save us time on finding him one.
Jaclyn(Hugging Agnes) Thanks girls I won't let you or my Marshmallow down I promise.
Agnes(Crossing a name off her list) Great and I figured you'd be here to be Matthew's sidekick soon seeing you're attached at the hip.
Jaclyn(Cuddling Matthew) Yea he's my little Marshmallow.
Matthew(Swiping the ribbon) Hah got it now to catnap seeing jumping takes a lot out of you.
Jaclyn(Cuddling Matthew) That's not you talking that's your feline senses talking.
Mathhew shapshifted turning into himself again with Jaclyn watching him like a hawk.
Edith(Twirling throwing stars through her fingers) Guess what time it is ladies?
Wendy(Making a forcefield around her and Agnes) I'm guessing forcefield time.
Edith(Walking up to the forcefield) You know ladies me not fighting you only makes me madder.
Wendy: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaa judging by the size of that sword I'd say we're doing the right thing.
Edith: I'm not kidding Agnes you're not doing yourself any favors hiding behind Little Miss Forcefield.
Agnes: Hmmmmmmmmm let me think being split in two or being whole decisions, decisions.
Edith(Slashing the forcefield) Girls you're not going to like me very much soon.
Aphrodite walked into the room a smile on her face at seeing Wendy's forcefield swallow up Edith's katana.
Agnes(Twirling the sword around the forcefield) Well lookee what we have here sports fans. Hey Edith want to play hairdresser?
Edith(Getting face to face with the forcefield) You wouldn't dare.
Wendy broke the forcefield and Agnes sliced the air Edith's bangs fluttering to the ground.
Agnes(Beaming) You were saying?
Edith(Snatching her sword back) You win this round Agnes Anne Wilde but I'll be back and ready for more.
Aphrodite: Make sure your crooked bangs grow back first.
Jaclyn: And stay far away from my Marshmallow.
Matthew: That be I.
Everybody excluding Edith laughed as a throwing star met Wendy's bedroom wall.
Wendy: Heyyyyyyyyyy cool decor thanks Edith.
Edith: De-cor that isn't decor it's my calling card every villain has one and mine's a Chinese throwing star.
Wendy: Whatevs it's still great decor in my opinion.
Edith screamed her face rosy red and stormed off leaving her Chinese throwing star behind.
Agnes(Lying back on her hands) Tomorrow ladies and gent we meet The Future Sidekicks Of America.
Agnes closed her eyes having no idea just how hard finding sidekicks can get.
The next morning Agnes and the rest of Violet's School For Orphaned Supers assembled in the auditorium to find millions of people.
Agnes(Sniffing) Ahhhhhhhhhhh I love the smell of sidekicks in the morning.
Violet: Jake, Wendy, Matthew, Jaclyn, you, and I are judges today.
Agnes(Sitting down) Sounds good to me.
The judges were treated like royalty getting what they wanted for breakfast, lunch, snacks, drink, and possibly dinner.
Agnes(Grabbing a microphone) Welcome everyone to the first annual Future Sidekicks Of America meeting.
Violet: When you're called up you'll tell us about your skills and we'll discuss whether or not you can hack it.
Jake: Kind of like a sidekick American Idol.
Wendy: Powers are not permitted here because sidekicks don't have powers they have gadgets.
Matthew: And sorry lady sidekicks but I'm already taken.
Jaclyn(Clutching Matthew) Right and I'm the one who took him so watch your stares ladies because I'm a witch of sorts.
Agnes: Sooooooooo without further ado let's find us some sidekicks. First up is uhh Edith Wilde oh lord this should be interesting.
Edith led two minions out with her and they both held baloons in their mouth.
Violet: Sooooooooooooo Edith why would you be a good candidate for The Future Sidekicks Of America?
Edith(Unsheathing her katana) Simple I have the technology, the stamina, and the upmost loyalty to be a sidekick.
Agnes: Say you do get picked who would you be a sidekick to?
Edith: Well Mrs. Regeneration seems like a good candidate.
Aphrodite: Yeaaaaaaa thanks but no thanks I see how you treat Wendy and your poor sister.
Jake: Are you willing to play nice with Agnes and Wendy.
Edith: No because Edith Annabeth Wilde has her enemies and Agnes plus one has both become worthy enemies.
The judges made notes on a piece of paper and Edith saw she was losing them.
Edith: Time for my big finish so everyone marvel as I pop these two balloons without harming my assistants.
The audience watched as a boy in an all black suit dropped a banana peel in front of Edith.
Edith(Runinng at the minions) one-two-WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOF.
Edith fell cutting the minions as everybody screamed in fear seeing them cut in half.
Matthew: Uhh yea I'm going to say no and I believe the other judges will agree with me.
Jaclyn(Squeezing Matthew) I second but only because I vote how my Marshmallow votes.
Jake: Uhh yea you're more the rejected villian type.
Agnes: Since you said you hated Wendy and I you're O-U-T out in my book.
Wendy(Peeking through her hands) Those poor, defenseless, minions the horror THE POOR, DEFENSELESS HORROR!
Violet: Seeing my vote doesn't count it's a big, resounding no.
Edith(Stalking off) It wasn't my fault a boy dressed in all black dropped a banana peel in front of me.
Agnes: Thanks for the intros Edith next up is The Rotten Banana.
The boy pushed Edith and her sliced up minions off the stage feeling all eyes were on him.
Boy: Actually they call me The Fruitfly because I'm hard to catch and even harder to kill.
Agnes: Dually noted so The Fruitfly what do you have to offer a hero as a sidekick?
Boy: Well I have rotten fruit and my own brand of minions the fruitflies and they're real pests.
Jake: Why all the black dude are you going to a funeral?
Boy: Why not ask Batman, Batgirl, or Catwoman that same question?
Jake nodded an interested look on his face as he made notes on The Fruitfly.
Violet: Who would you like to be a sidekick to?
Boy: Reading through all the files I chose Lisa The Elastic Band.
Violet made a note on a pad in front of her
Wendy: How do you know you're hard to catch and even harder to kill?
Boy(Throwing Wendy a poster) Because there's a pretty hefty bounty on me and here I am living and breathing with not a scratch on me.
Matthew(Eyes wide with excitement) A bounty huh so what did you kill somebody?
Boy: No I was caught sifting through FBI's garbage and suddenly I'm public enemy number one.
Jaclyn: So exactly how close is the FBI to finding you? Because this school is a higher up organization.
Boy(Pulling up an FBI file) They gave up once they put that bounty on my head.
Edith: I say you reject him he's too much of a liability.
Violet: It's unanimous we would love for you to be Lisa's sidekick The Fruitfly.
Kendra(Sighing dreamily) Forget Billy this tall, dark, handsome, rolled up in a mystery is my crush now.
Billy: Good I like to keep my options open.
Boy(Shaking Kendra's hand) Lawerence Anderson or The Fruitfly at your service.
Agnes: Next up is Tara who by the look of things was once a member of The Hive before-
Jaclyn(Rising from the ground) Aserath metriown synthose.
Black hands grabbed Tara as The Teen Titans burst into the school ready for battle.
Tara(Struggling) Uhh- hello- she- said- I- was- once- a- member- of- The- Hive.
Robin(Hitting her head) Can it Tara.
Violet: Who invited you guys?
Beast Boy: Soooooooo Tara after Raven said she never got to tell me how she felt into the hole we were trapped in she helped me escape and now we're engaged with a daughter.
Tara(Shooting lasers at Raven) Goody for you Beasty you were too obsessive for me anyway.
Raven in true Violet style made a forcefield around her and Beast Boy.
Raven(Floating above the ground) You-heard-him-we're-engaged-so-back-off-hussy.
Tara: Whatever I'm here for an interview not a date.
Starfire(Shooting lasers at Tara) So you no longer have the butterflies for Beasty?
Tara(Blushing) What? I mean no I no longer have butterflies for him not that I ever did he had butterflies for me.
Cyborg(Laughing) You can say that again girl.
Beast Boy: So not Tara told me she loved me.
Tara(Smirking) Only to gain access to Titan Tower and to make a weapon for myself on Valentines Day.
Agnes: Uhh quick question what does this have to do with the interview?
Tara: Nothing so shoot with the questions already.
Jake: Are you willing to leave your evil past and buddies behind?
Tara(Shrugging) Sure if I get picked.
Wendy: Why did you leave The Hive?
Tara: Arguments over power in short I wanted to lead but the shortie wasn't giving it up.
Violet: Great and if there was one person here you would like to be a sidekick to who would that be?
Tara: I see you have a mind reader in your midst.
Alana gasped not being mentioned much in the ff as Tara locked eyes with her.
Jaclyn: Well if she could leave her past behind I guess I could deal with-
Jaclyn didn't finish as a giant robot much like the Omnidroid only better and improved with saws for hands entered the auditorium Mirage controlling it .
Tara: Uhh are sidekicks supposed to handle that?
Billy: Take a seat and watch a master at work.
Aphrodite(Jogging next to him) Billy you may need assistance with this one.
Violet(Covering her eyes) Ohhhhhhhhhhhh I can't watch.
Mirage(Beaming) Look familliar Incredible clan? I upgraded it once my husband died and it will take Billy down a few notches.
The Fruitfly: Yea well if you want to hurt him you'll have to go through me.
Lisa: And if you want The Fruitfly you'll have to go through his hero.
Mirage(Grabbing Billy) No thanks all I really want is to take Billy
Billy(Struggling) Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy let me go wannabe villain.
Aphrodite: Uhh Billy just guessing but maybe you shouldn't be egging the villain on.
Billy gently placed his fingers on the arms controlling the saws and he shocked them lighting the robot in a blue light in the process.
Aphrodite(Running up to Billy) Billy are you all right?
Billy(Brushing himself off) Sure nothing I can't handle.
Mirage(Sneering) That was just phase one.
Billy(Getting into a fighting stance) Good because I'm just getting warmed up.
Aphrodite: What exactly is phase 2?
The ground shook and a girl in giant form broke a hole in the wall standing next to Mirage.
Mirage(Beaming) A little test subject I picked up from the orphanage. The poor thing joined the Billy Parr fan club.
Billy: So what does that have to do with anything?
Tara: Forget you guys this is too much villiany even for me.
Aphrodite: Billy here's a thought SHOCK THAT GIANT TODDLER INTO NEXT WEEK!
A look of deja vu came over Billy's face and Aphrodite knew Mirage found Billy's kryptonite.
Mirage(Linking her fingers together) Yes Billy do as my eldest says and shock that giant toddler into next week.
Billy(Backing off) I can't that girl and I have a pact.
Aphrodite: Was she a giant then?
Billy: No but that doesn't mean she's not the same girl I made a pact with.
Aphrodite: Billy your not breaking promises faith you have going is noble but right now we need fight not nobility.
Billy(Stalking off) Then have someone else do it the school's full of heroes.
Mirage: Not to mention two villians and sidekicks up the wazoo.
Violet thinking quick shot an antidote into the giant girl and she fainted as Mirage saw she had no more phases for the time being.
Mirage(Walking through the hole in the wall) I'll just show myself out.
Billy(Shocking Mirage) Not without your parting gift.
Girl(Shaking her head) Whuh where am I?
Violet: Violet's School For Orphaned Supers. And what's your name kid?
Girl(Dusting herself off) Kristi and Billy and I go way back.
Violet: Yes I figured that how long have you known him?
Kristi: Since he was born the poor kid was dropped on the orphanage steps and the nuns took him in as their own.
Billy(Screaming) And if I ever see you around her again I'll do more than shock you.
Aphrodite(Pointing to the hole) How much will that set us back?
Violet: Jake you're a handyman so you know be handy Kristi you can sit here with the judges if you like.
Billy: Actually if she's in the running to be a sidekick I'll take her as mine. She's Loyal, a good friend, and we have history all the things a sidekick should be.
Kristi(Hugging Billy) I accept.
Agnes: Tara after doing a background check on you I say you can be Alanah's sidekick.
Tara(Running to Alana) Great just be sure to protect me telkenesis and mind reading extraordinare.
Alanah raised her hands all the unoccupied chairs levitating as the supers looked up in amazement.
Alanah: No trouble there so how's about you work on getting me some grub?
Tara: Uhh I'm not your personal servant I'm your sidekick.
Robin: Take it from a fellow sidekick there's not much of a difference between a servant and a sidekick.
Alanah(Pointing to her mouth) Yep and my mouth says feed me pronto.
Tara(Grumbling) Great I went from being a villian to being a servant sidekick.
Alanah: A double swiss burger, onion rings, a Wild Cherry Pepsi, a slice of cheesecake with cherries, and a cookie dough blizzard sounds amazing right now.
Tara(Picking up a phone) I'm on it just shut your yap.
Agnes: Next please let's keep the line moving people.
A boy dressed as Robin slowly walked onto the stage as Robin groaned knowing this boy well.
Agnes: Well looks like Robin found a fan now didn't he?
Boy(Waving excitedly) Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Robin.
Robin: Didn't I tell you not to copy my look?
Boy(Brandishing a metal rod) I'm not a copy I'm a trendsetter.
Alanah(Moaning) Howwwwwwwwww long does it take for room service to find us here.
Tara(Looking at her watch) Three minutes and counting apparently.
Agnes: Name please kid.
Boy: Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh I'm so sorry super people. Luke's the name and setting trends is the game.
Robin: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh please we can all see you look exactly like me Mucus.
Lucas: Right and I haven't heard that one a million times before or anything. Try something original Lobbin.
Robin: MY NAME IS NOT LOBBIN MY NAME IS ROBIN! ROBIN, ROBIN, ROBIN, RRROOOBBBIIINNN!
Jake: Right well Lucas how long have you been a trendsetter?
Robin: JAKE STOP ENCOURAGING HIM HE'S ANOTHER MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Lucas: I've been a trendsetter since birth and I would like to be John's sidekick.
Violet: Interesting and if you become John's sidekick what would you bring to the table?
Lucas(Swinging his stick) I'd help him destroy any villain that comes our way.
Jaclyn: Would you be friends with his friends too?
Lucas: Sure I could always use more friends.
Matty: Would you date another friends girl?
Lucas: Of course not I'm very much a treat friends the way you want to be treated type of person.
Wendy: Would you turn into a werewolf by the light of the first full moon? Alright who wrote these questions?
Starfire(Whistling) I'm certain I haven't the slightest grumplick.
Raven: She wrote them after watching scary movies all night.
Starfire: I'm certain the Mucus being a werewolf is the bad idea to let him join the heroes.
Lucas: I'm not a werewolf Starfire.
Starfire(Breathing relief) I'm thanking the Lord you aren't the werewolf Mucus.
Jake: Let's have a sidebar Lucas you stay right there.
Lucas: No prob I'm not going anywhere.
Jake(Whispering to the judges) I say we take him I mean the others have powers but he's average and average is a sidekicks bread and butter.
Wendy(Making a face) Yick are you comparing a sidekick to pickles? I mean double yick.
Violet(Grinning) He means like toast bread and butter not bread and butter pickles goofball.
Wendy: Well why didn't he just say so? Adults are so weird.
Jake: Whatever munchkin Lucas is in agreed?
All: Agreed.
Jake: Lucas welcome to The Future Sidekicks Of America dude.
Lucas jumped from the stage as room service arrived and Tara who was being levitated sighed relief as a tray was brought to Alanah.
Alanah: It took you long enough I mean I was about to toss my sidekick/servant out the window.
Tara(Waving her arms) Uhhhhhhhhhhh yea still floating here.
Alanah took the silver platter off the plate finding everything she asked for under it.
Tara(Hyperventilating) HELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GET ME DOWN MRS. HERO!
Alanah pushed her arms down and Tara crashed onto the floor moaning in pain.
Alanah: Watch it I don't want my sidekick to be damaged goods.
Jake: Next and we have two heroes left Eric our Superman and Aphrodite the regenerator.
Edith: Uhhhhhhhhhh yea I have claims on her.
Aphrodite: You wish Villain in training.
Edith: I wouldn't be a villain in training if you would train me in the ways of being a hero.
Aphrodite: Dream on I'm not a babysitter kid.
Edith(Brandishing her sword) Fine-I'll-just-cut-you-until-you-agree. Maybe-your-blood-will-make-me-regenerate-too.
Wolverine: Sorry bub it doesn't work like that.
Aphrodite: Yea with as many cuts as I've given myself remarkably my blood never gave anyone else the regenerating gene.
Edith cackled gouging Aphrodite bathing in her blood thinking the regeneration gene was seeping through her veins.
Edith(Cutting her finger) Hahhhhhhhhhhhh who's got the regeneration gene now?
Aphrodite(Pointing to Edith's cut) Just guessing but healed cuts don't gush blood. At least none of mine did.
Edith(Shaking her finger) Owie, Owie, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOwwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiiieeeeeee. Mama I've got a boo boooooooo.
Aphrodite: Next time try drinking the blood like a vampire.
Lucy sighed angrily spraying Neosporan on Edith's finger as Edith moaned in pain.
Lucy: Why would you go and cut yourself?
Edith(Crying) To-test-my-theory-that-if-I-caught-stupid-regenerator's-blood-I-would-regenerate.
Lucy: I can't even tell you how mad I am right now. Do you have any idea how long it takes to get blood stains out of clothes?
Edith shrugged nursing her bandaged finger with Lucy muttering stupid girl under her breath.
Edith: Don't think I can't hear you just because you're muttering Lucy. I'm not stupid just because I thought bathing in a regenerators blood would give me their powers.
Lucy(Rising from her chair) Edith Alison we've been through this before and we both agreed you'd call me mom, mama, mommy, ma, or mother never my first name.
Edith(Plopping down in a chair) We also agreed you'd stop calling me stupid behind my back.
Lucy: Then start using your brain and I won't have a reason to call you stupid.
Edith slammed her katana sword onto Lucy's lap and ran off bawling Lucy knowing she would have to go apologize.
Jake: I believe I called next.
A secratary came onto the stage whispering to Jake.
Jake: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NOBODY LEFT?
The secratary shrugged as Margo stood up having a plan for the last two heroes.
Margo(Throwing a sheet on her back) Hey everybody I'm Margo and I would love to be Eric's sidekick.
Jake: What is going on?
Violet: Well since you live here already I say yes to you being Eric's sidekick.
Jaclyn: I second.
Matty: I third.
Agnes: I fourth.
Wendy: It's anonymous then we're all in agreement you're in Margo.
Violet(Giggling and writing in a notebook) It's unanimous not anonymous Wendy. This book is going to be handy as you get older.
Wendy: What is that book?
Violet: All the funny things you say I mean you know the words just not the definiton of them.
Aphrodite(Walking off) I'm going to find Blondie and make her whole life by letting her be my roommate and sidekick.
Violet(Ruffling Aphrodite's hair) You know Aph you might not see yourself as a hero but you letting Edith be your sidekick just proves one day you'll be a great hero someday.
Aphrodite: I still have a lot of work to make Edith a sidekick and not a villian.
Aphrodite ran off to find Edith hoping Lucy eased some of the damage Aphrodite may have accidently caused Edith.
Edith ran into her room throwing her ninja gi into the hall leaving her in just her underwear.
Lucy(Knocking on the door) Please Edith we were making progress just talk to me.
Edith(Bawling) I'm-never-talking-to-you-again-Lucy-why-not-find-somebody-not-so-stupid-to-talk-to.
Lucy: Ok maybe back at the Future Sidekicks Of America meeting I had a poor choice of words.
Edith: No do you really think so Sherlock?
Lucy(Knocking) Edith talking to your door isn't really my idea of a good conversation between us. So if you would can you please open the door?
Edith(Plopping onto her bed) Forget it if you want the door open so much unlock it and open it yourself.
Lucy: Edith remember after Gru and I got married and you said you'd tell me anything?
Edith(Sniffling) Yea I remember Lucy.
Lucy: We stayed up all night eating raw cookie dough, drinking soda, and telling each other everything.
Edith(Wiping her eyes) Yea then Margo discovered boys and needed your undivided attention.
To Lucy what Edith said was a metaphorical punch to the gut and tears welled up in her eyes.
Lucy(Propping herself against the door) Edith I'm so sorry if I made you feel left out but raising four kids with little help isn't exactly easy.
Edith(Rummaging through her backpack) Yea I keep telling myself that whenever my bad conscience tells me being left out is all my fault.
Lucy wiped her eyes hearing Edith's lock click and the mother and daughter embraced each other both of them crying.
Edith(Hugging Lucy) I'm-so-sorry-mommy-I-didn't-know-what-to-do-about-my-feelings-so-I-dressed-as-a-ninja-and-pretended-to-hate-my-sisters.
Lucy(Squeezing Edith tight) I think we're making a giant breakthrough here.
Edith(Handing Lucy a soda box) It's a twelve pack. So wanna go find some raw cookie dough?
Lucy lifted Edith onto her shoulders and walked for the kitchen not seeing the red blur heading her way.
Aphrodite(Running into Lucy) Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww sorry Lucy I was in a rush to find Blondie and it looks like I found her.
Edith(Slowly standing up) Owwwwwwwwwwww hey wait did you say oww too?
Aphrodite: Sure I mean I can regenerate but that doesn't mean things don't hurt me.
Lucy(Inspecting herself and Edith) Nothing broken so why the rush I mean where's the fire?
Aphrodite: I was just wondering where you two were off to? I mean I'm like the map around Vi's school so tell me what you need.
Edith(Licking her lips) Raw cookie dough and possibly Itallian and a Philly Cheesesteak sub.
Aphrodite: Well pick yourselves up, dust yourselves off, and follow me.
Lucy once again put Edith on her shoulders as Agnes feeling jealous jogged to keep up with Edith, Lucy, and Aphrodite.
Lucy: Agnes you better not be pouting that lip at me because right now Edith needs attention.
Agnes(Wheezing) Can-I-come-too?
Aphrodite: Sorry but Edith, Lucy, Gru if he's available, and I need to chat.
Agnes: I-won't-be-in-the-way-I-promise.
Margo(On her phone) Yeaaaaaaaaaaaa I miss you too. Of course we can get together soon we live in the same school.
Agnes: PPPllleeeaaassseee don't leave me with the boy crazed teen.
Lucy: Fine we'll find John and you can hang out with him for awhile.
As if beckoned John walked down the hall in a smock Gru right behind him dressed the same both boys covered in paint.
Lucy(Groaning) Not paint bomb Saturday again.
Agnes: Awwwwwwwwwwww I missed paint bomb Saturday?
Lucy: John could you watch Agnes for an hour or so? And Gru get cleaned up and meet us in the caffeteria.
Gru(Kissing Lucy) Anything for you my little Gingerhead.
Lucy: Good and John no sugar for your tweaked out sister she's had enough sugar to last the year at least.
Margo(Blushing) Trent you're making me blush.
Gru: Alright must she blush every time he calls her?
Lucy: Come on Gru she's young you must have been young and in love before too.
Gru: Not till High School before that all girls thought I had Grooties a boy brand of cooties I'm guessing.
Lucy(Kissing Gru) Awwwwwwwwwwwwww they were just kids Gru.
Gru(Stopping at his room) I'll get cleaned and meet you in ten.
Lucy(Making a face) Ewwwwwwwwwwww I forgot you were covered in paint.
Gru: Yeaaaaaaaaa it don't taste the greatest does it?
Lucy(Rubbing her tongue) You can say that again.
Edith: Well this isn't all about Agnes, John, the boy crazed teen, or my paint decorated father it's about me so let's go, let's go, let's goooooooooooooo.
Lucy(Being pulled down the hall) Caffeteria in five Gru that's minutes not hours.
Gru opened his room door scrubbing his face until he saw colors swirl down the drain.
Gru(Running off) Caffeteria here I come and with three minutes to spare.
Gru ran into the caffeteria finding Lucy, Edith, and Aphrodite laughing raw cookie dough, cans of soda, and subs in front of them.
Gru(Sitting down) Soooooooooooo what's up Cool Cats?
Edith: Uhh ok no more slang for you you're embarassing me.
Lucy: Well Aphrodite brough us here because she has a proposition for Edith.
Aphrodite: I sure do and I'm about to make her whole week.
Edith(Squeezing cookie dough into her mouth) Ohh yea and how are you going to do that?
Gru: And I embarass her?
Lucy: Come on Gru all pre teens go through the embarassed by their parents phase. I know I did at Edith's age.
Aphrodite: Edith I want you to be my sidekick and I know I acted like I didn't but truthfully you're pretty cool.
Edith squealed in excitement and wrapped Aphrodite in a hug as Lucy joined in the hug squeezing the two girls close.
Aphrodite(Gasping) Mrs.-Wilde-please-let-go-you're-hugging-me-to-death.
Edith(Breaking from the hug) Yea I should have mentioned she's a real squuez hugger.
Gru: I take there are rules here?
Aphrodite(Nodding) Only two one you have got to try to be nicer, and two no more Agnes and Wendy torturing.
Edith(Dejected) Fine deal but you also have to tell Agnes and Wendy to include me in their fun.
Aphrodite: You miss Agnes don't you?
Edith(Wiping her eyes) I don't know what you're talking about.
Aphrodite(Sitting next to Edith) You know I grew up being the eldest sib I mean at least you're in the middle.
Edith: Yea boy crazed teen Margo and cuter than a basket full of puppies Agnes. Yea I fit in just great.
Aphrodite: Well they found their attention getter and you need to find yours.
Edith(Confused) What is an attention getter?
Aphrodite: It's something you have that Margo and Agnes don't have.
Edith(Smiling) Like a popular girl party?
Aphrodite(Slapping Edith five) There you see a popular girl party is just what you need.
Lucy(Brightening) I can't think of any reason why not. I mean maybe it would help Edith come out her shell like a cute, little, fashionable turtle.
Gru: I can think of three reasons boys, boys, and boys I mean the more popular they are the worse they become.
Aphrodite: So make a list and I'll let Violet know the party RV's in effect.
Edith(Excited) Noooooooooooooo way you have a party RV?
Aphrodite(Shrugging) Well we have an RV called the Terrawind and I know how to throw epic parties so yea I guess you could say we have a party RV.
Edith(Pulling out her phone) I'll call the guests Aphrodite you let Violet's school know the parties going down.
Gru: Edie are you sure this is what you really want?
Edith(Nodding) For sure I mean everyone thinks I'm a freak in a ninja outfit, a dweeb, and an outcast but I'm going to show these people how outcasts partay.
Gru: Do I have to participate?
Lucy(Grabbing Gru's ear) Yes now come on we need to get our going to the mall outfits.
Aphrodite(Chasing them) Hey guys count me in.
Edith: Don't forget me like you almost always do.
Everyone got dressed ready to go to the mall where half of Edith's party guests were hanging out.
Well hate to leave you like this but the mall is another story and if anybody wants a part PM me and ThatSummerInWonderland I'm so sorry I didn't get your review sooner but a little description of your character would be good because I have the perfect part for you. I'll also PM you just to be sure you get my apology. so R&R all and I'll write more soon I promise.