He up people

This is not a chapter.

The chapter in question is still being written.

I am doing this because it may take along time for it to actually post because I have things getting in the way.

So I decided to answer some of the reviews and also talk about my other story while I'm at it.

Plus there is a short at the bottom so you can read that instead. It has nothing to do with the story just a little short I cook up, so either read this or just scroll down and read short. Oh and by the way thank for the reviews

First: Uzumaki Ricky, if you read other fics you see Naruto sometimes has different affinities, like one time his only affinity was water. This is my fanfic and I have poetic licence. AKA I can write what I want as long as I put disclaimers. No offence, but I have decided his affinities are what they are in the story.

Jarjaxl sorry but no. This is a Naru/Hina Romance fanfic. I did consider it but no. First reason is that the story would be too complicated. Seconded, people have asked me not to make it a harem. And finally the parings you suggested. Here is what I think

Anko: No can't see it

Ino: Maybe but no in this fic

Temari: No because I am a Tema/Shika fan. I don't mind Naru/Tema but Tema is booked. (If you can't guess who then read the last bit a few times. Still can't see it? Then you have an IQ of -10

Sorry if I sound rude but there is no harem.

Now to the grammar. I know my grammar sucks, but I am having my friend CJaMes 12 to help so hopefully the grammar will not be a problem.

Now to my over story. It is called The Suffering of a Maelstrom. It is a cross over of Naruto and the Suffering.

Yeah you read right, the Suffering. The story is a about what might happen if something else was also sealed in Naruto. So to appreciate the story (Unless you already acquitted with the Suffering) I suggest watching the walkthrough of it on YouTube and its sequel The Ties That Bind.

But back to the plot. Because of what happened, Naruto grows up differently and has different powers. Basically, Naruto grows up allot like a red headed kazekage you know.

But enough of my chatter here is my short. Thx for all the reviews. Remember good or bad I need to know. The short is set after the wave ark but before the chunin exams.

Sasuke was annoyed. He was more than annoyed. He was pissed. Ever since they had been put on the same team, Sasuke had to put up with a blonde harried dobe, a one eyed pervert and last and the very most annoying, a pink harried and screechy voiced banshee.

The dobe (AKA Naruto) was a loser who pouted and boasted all the time. True he was more useful than Sakura, who stood on the side lines and watched him, gawking like an idiot, but the said baka was just too stupid. How the hell had he became a ninja. This question will plague him till he dies and my never find the answer to it.

The perverted cyclops (No brainer, but to avoided confusion this guy is Kakashi) may be an all powerful and respected shinobi, but to the Uchiha, he was a lazy, porno loving, late basted who had only taught them tree climbing, which Sasuke found out that this should have been taught to them before the mission.

Then there was the ever so annoying Haruno, who just could not get threw her thick skull that he was not interested in her. He had no time for silly little dates. He needed to become stronger so he could kill his brother. But no, the pink harried kunoichi still tried her fruitless purist.

Even now as he left after there D rank mission, Sakura was following him like a dog. She was trying to gauge in conversation with him, but was being ignored.

"So ummm Sasuke..." the pink harried blushed, as she stammered out these words.

This is why he was pissed. This was the 100th time she had asked him out today. Sasuke was so annoyed he had actually counted the number times she asked and he rejected.

Well enough's enough; Sasuke had just the thing to keep her out of his hair for a while. The raven headed avenger spun round to face Sakura and said coolly "Sakura, I need to tell you something"

Sakura blushed and thought He is finally going to ask me out "CHA, ABOUT TIME!" cried inner Sakura shaking her fist at him.

Sasuke smirked and said "I'm gay"

Silence. The silence hung in the air as Konoha seemed to slow down. Minutes seemed to drag into hours as Sakura's brain slowly absorbed what she had just heard.

"You're" she said blankly "You're" She repeated her self, not wanting to believe it. "GAY!" she screamed in such a high pitch, screeching voice that cracked glass in Iwa.

Sasuke was momentarily deaf; cursing himself because he had forgot how hard she screamed. But he continued to smirk, and spoke "Yes, no need to yell about it"

Sakura brain flipped into override. He was gay. These words repeated themselves until a horrible thought came to mind. A horrible thought that must not be true.

"Do...You...Like...Naruto?" she said feebly, finding it hard to say each word.

Sasuke smirked its all going according to plan "I may be gay but I'm not desperate" His smirk widened in to a smile (Something very unusual and scary) "Though I must admit, he is very cute. A lot cuter than you, I dare say"

He watched the pink harried to see the look in her face.

Again silence. This silence clung onto the air, not just in Konoha, but all the way until Iwa. Even Killer Bee was not raping, Kakashi gigging or Naruto bragging about being Hokage some day.

Sakura's brain was now broken, her mental state in disarray. Cutter than you. Naruto is cutter than you. These words were all that left in her broken mind. She turned away from Sasuke, turning completely white. "He's cutter than me" was all she could say and she walked away still repeating those dreadful words.

Sasuke stood their with a rare grin on his face. He continued walking to his home, congratulating himself on his lie. She actually bought it. She really is dumb. How the hell would I think Naruto is cute?He shuddered at the thought. As he got closer, he turned a corner to see at least thirty girls.

When they saw him they yelled "Sasuke we never knew!" He raised an eyebrow at this never new what.

But then his eyes fell on one of the girls shirts.

The avenger then pissed his pants and then began running for his life.

For on the girls shirts read

Konoha Yaoi Club

First the Uchiha was pissed. Now he was scared shitless

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Do you like it? I cernatly did. I will post the next chapter some time after Christmas

Until then Bye