"we live for human sins, we are also humans, so if we sin, we'll stay alive and powerful."
~Gumball Watterson, 2014.
CHAPTER 6, REACHING GOODNESS WITH SINS
It is a very beautiful morning at the Watterson's residence. There's nothing can beat this morning's beauty, unless… Penny. Gumball is going to go on a date this Sunday Morning. The date usually just involves them two, having a lunch at the mall, doing nothing else than talking each other. But today, They are not just two, they are going with Darwin and Carrie, and they aren't going to go to a mall. They are going to rob a bank. Pretty straight forward huh?
At The Backyard
Gumball: "Okay, everyone in?"
Penny: "Look, this may sound a bit off the limits, but I'm not a good Christian, I'm just going to go wherever Gumball goes, no matter is it good or bad."
Carrie: "Well, I don't really believe in god but I can do magic, so… I'm in."
Darwin: "Then what are we waiting for? Let's go!"
Gumball: "Hold up, Darwin. Not all of us ever robbed a bank before, but I think, with our intelligence, it can substitute all the professional thoughts about robbery out there."
Darwin: "You say we have to think now? For later?"
Gumball: "Nah, that's lame, we're going to think during the progress."
And so, the four take a bus to Elmore Bank, carrying bags with some low-class robber tools; bunch of paperclips, a few knives, some black masks, and of course some rope, in case they have to kill someone. With the matter of minutes, they finally reached their destination, a very big building, almost twice the size of the Rainbow Factory, The Elmore bank. So, they get to the tunnels through the drainage, classic robber style. But the only thing that confused them is the security, no matter how noisy or high profile they are, if they are still in the tunnels, nothing comes up to whoop their asses.
Gumball: "Damn, how do they don't have some sick security systems like in the movies?"
Darwin: "Elmore is quiet a peaceful city, even if a robbery happens, it's not going to be in a bank. How retarded the robbers are."
Carrie: "Whatever you do, just don't scream, the first level is above us. It has the lowest security system, but can still hear us if we scream."
Penny: "How come a tunnel does not stink?"
As they keep talking, Gumball keeps looking for the right spot of where the safe could be. And then, he finds it.
"Alright guys, here we go." He says as he grabs his knives and some other tools.
Gumball: "Uhh, be sure to keep wearing those black shirts and masks, and don't forget I also gave you those rubber costumes and extenders to fake your body shapes."
The other three: "Alright" They say as they wear it.
Gumball then drilled a hole right below the safe, and then he took a hammer, trying to break the floor down. He succeeded, and then they finally see the safe.
Penny: "Is that what we came here for?"
Gumball: "Well, no doubt, Penny, grab the drill."
Penny then grabs the drill and take it from there, as she reached the last bit of drilling, they can hear the alarms sounding,
Gumball: "Fuck! The system seems to be reacting! Grab the hammer!"
Gumball then breaks the very last layer of the safe's bottom and took a lot of money from the hole, as they try to obtain as much money as they can, they can hear someone trying to open the safe.
Darwin: "Shit! Better get going my dudes!"
Carrie: "Hold up Darwin, still filling up my bag."
Darwin: "C'mon dudes! We don't have much time!"
Penny: "Okay, we're done!"
As Penny said that, someone chases them from inside the tunnel.
Darwin: "RUN!"
Gumball: "No, Hide! I've got a plan!"
The people that chases them seems to be a low-class security, but he have a gun. As he walks towards the place they hide in, Gumball come out with a rope in his hand, he tied the man's neck with a rope.
Security: "No, please, no! NOO!"
The security then passes out.
Penny: "Jesus! Was that really necessary?"
Gumball: "No, it was just for style, and if you ask, he's still alive."
Gumball said that as he grabs a Glock from the man's pocket.
Gumball: "Cool! I always wanted a gun!"
Penny: "All these shits are just for a Glock?!"
Gumball: "Well uh.. better get going!"
Carrie: "Heh, cool dude."
They run away until they finally reached the drainage hole up their head.
Darwin: "Guys! Up here!"
He says as he go up the ladder.
After they reached the top and opened the lid, they are surprised to see a lot of police officers near them.
Officer 1: "Hehe! Got you all, fuckers!"
Gumball: "Not so fast, mean B."
He said that as he makes a cool move and shoot all four of the officers in their legs, distracting them, just to be approached by Darwin, that he slaps their necks and make them pass out.
Gumball: "Great one, Darwin!"
Darwin: "Well, I'm your servant, I'm supposed to be cool!"
They still run, until they found out that there are 5 police cars waiting for them, chasing, more precisely.
Carrie: "Well, this is it, we're fucking caught in our first experience."
Gumball: "No we aren't. Everyone, board that Sedan over there."
Penny: "What?!"
Darwin breaks the windows and says, "Just do as he says, and we're gonna make it!"
Carrie: "Well, okay then, none of us wants to get shot or caught."
Gumball boards the driver seat as he keeps looking at the car's mechanism.
Penny: "Uhh… Gumball? You can drive all this time?"
Gumball then breaks the silence and turns on the car, and suddenly Kicks the pedals and steer the wheels, and also moves the gears like a boss.
Gumball: "No, I can't. I just figured it out last twenty seconds."
Penny: "What?"
Gumball: "This gun is set to three shots mode, Darwin, keep shooting their tires until they give up."
Darwin: "Aye-aye, Captain!"
Darwin then puts his hands out the windows and point his gun right to the first car, the first three missed, the next three hits the front window, the third three hits the front right tire and makes the car out of control and roll over.
Gumball: "Yes, bitch! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT BITCH!"
Penny: "Oh shit, I hope I'm paid enough for these."
When their car is turning so fast, the police cars cannot follow, so they decided to turn over to a safe place. And right after the car entered an ally, the police cars passed their eyes. They all scream in joy! Luckily, the car does not have a police number, so they are untrackable.
TO BE CONTINUED
